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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

WARNING ...RANT!

For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.

I have to brake hard, toss my gin out the window, hide the w eed , fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

(Please keep this up and steal this post like I did...) We all need a laugh. ??

This had meee ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Scrooges here. We barely have a string of Crimbo lights on a tree. Tree purchased in 2005 when we were impoverished uni students. Our lights from 2005 finally died a death last year. We spent at least £10 on new ones which we hope will last another 15yrs

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

Pinched and added more to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As somebody who suffers from photophobia I find that the blue ones that have become popular really hurt my eyes when driving at night.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bah fucking humbug, we hate shitmas and all it entails.

J

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Gin??? You shouldn't drink and drive

...you could spill it

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