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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My daughter currently has a supply teacher in. He is called Mr Wiggley. I want to marry him solely for his surname (he also wasn't bad looking

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What surname would you choose if you could?

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

I know someone with the surname Brilliant, think that's a good surname

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Kuntz

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By *stroboy78Man over a year ago

Abergavenny

Sort if related...

I had friends who's surname was Black. They innocently called their son Hunter. Wtf like.

Back on topic

I actually like my surname but if I had to go all Jason Bourne then I would choose Black as a surname.

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

I knew a Penny Black who inevitably worked for the Post Office.

True!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have 2 choices:

Skywalker

Spartacus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know someone with the surname Brilliant, think that's a good surname "

That's a brilliant surname!!!! Are they single??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My best mate at school was called Chris Price. But there was another Chris in the same class so they were Chris H and Chris P.

That was it, his nickname was Bacon right through school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kuntz "

Risque!

But amusing when people say pardon!

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Marry me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sort if related...

I had friends who's surname was Black. They innocently called their son Hunter. Wtf like.

Back on topic

I actually like my surname but if I had to go all Jason Bourne then I would choose Black as a surname."

Oh dear.

Jack?

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Kuntz

Risque!

But amusing when people say pardon! "

Ex colleague. Offshore. First name “Sandy”.

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Anything that I didn't have to spell every single time, despite it being a word that people use very regularly...and then explain that yes, it is actually a name, it's on my passport and everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have 2 choices:

Skywalker

Spartacus.

Such a geek xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Marry me

Depends. What's your surname??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew of someone with the last name Mashiter, I didn’t believe them until I saw their drivers licence lol

But if I had to choose it has to be Bond!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have 2 choices:

Skywalker

Spartacus.

Quick true story.

When I was born my surname was walker and if I was a boy my mam was genuinly going to call me luke sky

My surname changed when I was 13 and clearly I am female so lucky escape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might follow father of footballers Gary and Phil with the outstanding Neville Neville.....

So Richard Richard(s) it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a mate at school called Louise Christmas....

Her mum was called Mary!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My best mate at school was called Chris Price. But there was another Chris in the same class so they were Chris H and Chris P.

That was it, his nickname was Bacon right through school. "

I love it!

Crispy would have equally amused me though. I have a terrible family Nick name that has stuck

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By *stroboy78Man over a year ago

Abergavenny

"I have 2 choices:

Skywalker

Spartacus.

Quick true story.

When I was born my surname was walker and if I was a boy my mam was genuinly going to call me luke sky

My surname changed when I was 13 and clearly I am female so lucky escape

This is just amazing hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I dare not tell you my first married name!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kuntz "

Ooh, I'd name my child Awkward

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have 2 choices:

Skywalker

Spartacus.

Quick true story.

When I was born my surname was walker and if I was a boy my mam was genuinly going to call me luke sky

My surname changed when I was 13 and clearly I am female so lucky escape

I did notice you are female and a lovely one too.

She didn't call you 'Leia' then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might follow father of footballers Gary and Phil with the outstanding Neville Neville.....

So Richard Richard(s) it is

I actually know a guy called Lewis Lewis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I knew a Penny Black who inevitably worked for the Post Office.

True!"

I had to Google this, that's very cool!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have 2 choices:

Skywalker

Spartacus.

Quick true story.

When I was born my surname was walker and if I was a boy my mam was genuinly going to call me luke sky

My surname changed when I was 13 and clearly I am female so lucky escape

I did notice you are female and a lovely one too.

She didn't call you 'Leia' then?

No and thank fuck, walkers crisps was a bad enough piss take

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Marry me

Depends. What's your surname??

Emerald

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My best mate at school was called Chris Price. But there was another Chris in the same class so they were Chris H and Chris P.

That was it, his nickname was Bacon right through school.

I love it!

Crispy would have equally amused me though. I have a terrible family Nick name that has stuck

Go on....

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I might follow father of footballers Gary and Phil with the outstanding Neville Neville.....

So Richard Richard(s) it is

I actually know a guy called Lewis Lewis

I had an aunt called Olive Oliver

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have 2 choices:

Skywalker

Spartacus.

Quick true story.

When I was born my surname was walker and if I was a boy my mam was genuinly going to call me luke sky

My surname changed when I was 13 and clearly I am female so lucky escape

I did notice you are female and a lovely one too.

She didn't call you 'Leia' then?

No and thank fuck, walkers crisps was a bad enough piss take"

I wouldn't mind a munch in you.

Nom nom nom.

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Ms Shutuppayahface please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After seeing the ops photos an hearing that sexy voice makes me wish I had a special enough surname so that you would marry me haha, happy to send a facepic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might follow father of footballers Gary and Phil with the outstanding Neville Neville.....

So Richard Richard(s) it is

I actually know a guy called Lewis Lewis

I had an aunt called Olive Oliver"

Are you guys making these up .....

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ms Shutuppayahface please

It wouldn't suit you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might follow father of footballers Gary and Phil with the outstanding Neville Neville.....

So Richard Richard(s) it is

I actually know a guy called Lewis Lewis

I had an aunt called Olive Oliver

Are you guys making these up .....

I promise you that I'm not!

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I might follow father of footballers Gary and Phil with the outstanding Neville Neville.....

So Richard Richard(s) it is

I actually know a guy called Lewis Lewis

I had an aunt called Olive Oliver

Are you guys making these up .....

No that is the truth. My mums maiden name is Oliver. She had a brother who married Olive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think husband is a pretty funny surname.

Also knew a guy who was a PT in the army and also a Sergeant, his surname was slaughter. Sergeant Slaughter! Thought that actually really cool!

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"I might follow father of footballers Gary and Phil with the outstanding Neville Neville.....

So Richard Richard(s) it is

I actually know a guy called Lewis Lewis

I had an aunt called Olive Oliver

Are you guys making these up .....

No that is the truth. My mums maiden name is Oliver. She had a brother who married Olive."

At my work place someone have a mug that says Olive You

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By * Plus ECouple over a year ago

The South

I've worked with a Timber Woods and an Alice Springs.

M used to work for Wayne Kerr.

I kid you not.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

My unmarried cookery teacher was called Wendy House

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mate I went to school with had the surname Curtain, he married a woman called Annette x

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Probably Smith or something equally boring. No complaints about my own, though

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Hardy first name Tom

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I had a maths teacher with the surname Caunt, she told us not to miss out the “a” in her name. It took me a few years to realise what she meant! Bet she was mighty glad to get married.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I used to work in a toy shop with a woman who had a daughter called Lesley which was shortened to Les.

She was marrying a guy with the surname Behan....you work it out

Also I genuinely did go to school (yes I really went and git maself wun ov them ther edjurmycayshuns) with two girls called Theresa, one with the surname Wood, the other Green