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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One just ran across my tits
Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow 
What makes you scream like an idiot? lol
now that's something you don't see every day.
a mountaineering spider.  "
The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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What makes you scream like an idiot? lol
The only time I've ever screamed was when my broken and dislocated ankle was realigned without anaesthetic."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
One just ran across my tits
Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow
What makes you scream like an idiot? lol
now that's something you don't see every day.
a mountaineering spider.
The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure
i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.
now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is. "
*sighs and changes avatar*
You can have one quick peak/peek   |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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One just ran across my tits
Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow
What makes you scream like an idiot? lol
now that's something you don't see every day.
a mountaineering spider.
The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure
i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.
now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is.
*sighs and changes avatar*
You can have one quick peak/peek "
oh happy days,and one lucky friggin spider. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
One just ran across my tits
Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow
What makes you scream like an idiot? lol
now that's something you don't see every day.
a mountaineering spider.
The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure
i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.
now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is.
*sighs and changes avatar*
You can have one quick peak/peek
oh happy days,and one lucky friggin spider. "
Don't be so sure about his luck ....hubby splatted him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"catch it catch it..i wanna take pics! x"
Whaaaatttttt??? You want me to pose with the eight legged freak?
It'll take you a very long time to get me to smile darlin' lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"catch it catch it..i wanna take pics! x
Whaaaatttttt??? You want me to pose with the eight legged freak?
It'll take you a very long time to get me to smile darlin' lol "
Isn't it traditional to pose with the corpse of the freshly-slain creature? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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One just ran across my tits
Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow
What makes you scream like an idiot? lol
now that's something you don't see every day.
a mountaineering spider.
The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure
i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.
now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is.
*sighs and changes avatar*
You can have one quick peak/peek
oh happy days,and one lucky friggin spider.
Don't be so sure about his luck ....hubby splatted him "
though i'll bet he died with smile on his face. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"catch it catch it..i wanna take pics! x
Whaaaatttttt??? You want me to pose with the eight legged freak?
It'll take you a very long time to get me to smile darlin' lol
Isn't it traditional to pose with the corpse of the freshly-slain creature?"
Not a tradition that I will be pursuing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One just ran across my tits
Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow
What makes you scream like an idiot? lol
now that's something you don't see every day.
a mountaineering spider.
The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure
i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.
now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is.
*sighs and changes avatar*
You can have one quick peak/peek
oh happy days,and one lucky friggin spider.
Don't be so sure about his luck ....hubby splatted him
though i'll bet he died with smile on his face. "
You are incorrigible Saucy lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did your hubby splat it whilst it was still climbing?"
Hubby found shocked eight-legged (and mangled from my screaming fit) fiend on the floor after I made a loud exit  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Did your hubby splat it whilst it was still climbing?
Hubby found shocked eight-legged (and mangled from my screaming fit) fiend on the floor after I made a loud exit "
It was in shock and then it was splatted... but had a thrill before it's final moments.
I once woke up in the wee small hours thinking my hair had got in my mouth only to find it was a spider |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did your hubby splat it whilst it was still climbing?
have a look frock,see if youve got a wee flag on your nipple.  "
I wondered what these new nipple tassels were |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I once woke up in the wee small hours thinking my hair had got in my mouth only to find it was a spider
WTF?!!!!! If that had happened to me you'd find my name in the obituaries "
I've had worse... I'd have been the old woman if I'd swallowed and that doesn't end well. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once woke up in the wee small hours thinking my hair had got in my mouth only to find it was a spider
WTF?!!!!! If that had happened to me you'd find my name in the obituaries
I've had worse... I'd have been the old woman if I'd swallowed and that doesn't end well."
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By (user no longer on site)
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In a mobile home on hols up near Barrow In Furness, having a shower, washing me hair got soap in my eye, washed soap out, opened my eyes to find a huge spider hanging down infront of my face!! It was like in 'Home Alone' when the guy saw the spider on his chest!! I also twisted my ankle trying to get out shower cubicle to fast & slipped on flooor. Lets just say......... yeah i have arachnophobia!! |
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