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Cushions on beds......A quandry
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On a recent visit to a new acquaintance I was sent through to the bedroom first. I was confronted by the nightmare of cushions on the bed. What to do
1 Chuck on floor
2 Place tidily in the corner
3 panic and wait for her to come in
4 Leave on the bed and lie across them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a recent visit to a new acquaintance I was sent through to the bedroom first. I was confronted by the nightmare of cushions on the bed. What to do
1 Chuck on floor
2 Place tidily in the corner
3 panic and wait for her to come in
4 Leave on the bed and lie across them"
Toss them out the window  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would you have cushions on the bed?
Serious question... I would be confused too, especially with 12 of the things.
Beds are for sleep and sex, cushions are for sofas."
As a man, if you are trying to cum on your own face, you need a bit of support and cushions can do that.
So I’ve heard... |
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"Why would you have cushions on the bed?
Serious question... I would be confused too, especially with 12 of the things.
Beds are for sleep and sex, cushions are for sofas.
As a man, if you are trying to cum on your own face, you need a bit of support and cushions can do that.
So I’ve heard..."
 that answer just raises more questions... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women love soft furnishings
 . Don’t ever leave again. You do make me laugh!
Did I just lamppost piss?  "
No, I’ve checked the rule book and this is perfectly acceptable, if you said this in the summer however, totally different. |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
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Chuck them all on the floor, or just keep one to use to cover your manhood while laying seductively naked on the bed, then chuck it on the floor when she starts ripping her clothes off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women love soft furnishings
. Don’t ever leave again. You do make me laugh!
Did I just lamppost piss?
No, I’ve checked the rule book and this is perfectly acceptable, if you said this in the summer however, totally different. "
Phew thank god for that! Was worried there for a minute! |
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"On a recent visit to a new acquaintance I was sent through to the bedroom first. I was confronted by the nightmare of cushions on the bed. What to do
1 Chuck on floor
2 Place tidily in the corner
3 panic and wait for her to come in
4 Leave on the bed and lie across them
Toss them out the window "
Toss yourself out the window, nothing good can come if cushions. Open the wrong cupboard door and you'll let all her cats out too! |
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You should let her deal with them so you don't make a howler.
Just say to her "Oi! I've got a raging hard-on and can't get on the bed because of all these stupid bloody cushions."
I think you'll find she'll be very understanding. |
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my love of bed cushions and throws does my husband’s head in, he’s a good boy though and piles them neatly next to the bed.
Lou x 
. Nobody gets in my bed anyway except me. They go neatly on the chair 
