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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
Let’s all lift the Monday gloom by posting a dad joke by this I mean a bad joke your dad might tell you
My wife threatened to leave me because of my addiction to the monkeys ( a 70s pop group )
When I got home my bank for the pants I didn’t believe her
But then I saw her face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yesterday I walked in to a shop walked up to the til and took my cock out and put it on the counter the woman looked at me and smiled and says I think younhave mis read the sign over the door....
It says clock repairs 
I said well you better put two hands on that then hadn't you |
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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
Sean Connery walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
Legend. RIP |
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