"Subsidised canteen in Westminster "
Ah yes pate de foix gras , comfit duck with seasonable vegetables and a rich jus followed by Prune and Tokaji parfait, prune cake, Tokaji jelly, white chocolate ganache and mascarpone ice cream.
Coffee and biscuits with cheese
Fruit bowl.......
£1.99................... for two. |
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"Oak furniture land
Will Barry be in ?
Two essential sideboards please.
I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes
Shitbox is such a vulgar word......... use prison purse."
 you been on the paint stripper Crumpster? You're on FIRE this morning |
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"Pets at Home
Pets at home is an anagram for Stepmother. Did you know that ?
That would be ”Pets tr Home”  "
Haaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaaaaaa
You tried.
I want someone to give this man a banana !
Up his leather cheerio ......  |
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"Oak furniture land
Will Barry be in ?
Two essential sideboards please.
I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes
Shitbox is such a vulgar word......... use prison purse.
you been on the paint stripper Crumpster? You're on FIRE this morning "
She’s flirting. She wants someone to take a drive down Cadbury alley I think  |
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"I think DFS may have a sale on.
I need a Dirty Filthy Slut ....... that's essential.
I was thinking maybe a new sofa  
On a scale of 1 - 10 how essential is this sofa ?
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I'd say about a 4. I just want that feeling of a lighter wallet and vague dissapointment that I haven't felt since I first met my ex wife  |
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"I think DFS may have a sale on. "
I bloody hope they can deliver we have been waiting for our sofa for 5 months and its meant to arrive on Thursday. I know In the grand scheme of things its rather unimportant but I really do need somewhere comfy to park my bum. |
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"Oak furniture land
Will Barry be in ?
Two essential sideboards please.
I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes
Shitbox is such a vulgar word......... use prison purse.
you been on the paint stripper Crumpster? You're on FIRE this morning
She’s flirting. She wants someone to take a drive down Cadbury alley I think "
It's my Hershey Highway and I want to die with a sphincter as tight as a knotted balloon. |
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"Oak furniture land
Will Barry be in ?
Two essential sideboards please.
I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes
Shitbox is such a vulgar word......... use prison purse.
you been on the paint stripper Crumpster? You're on FIRE this morning
She’s flirting. She wants someone to take a drive down Cadbury alley I think
It's my Hershey Highway and I want to die with a sphincter as tight as a knotted balloon."
Just a little finger for you then  |
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"I think DFS may have a sale on.
I need a Dirty Filthy Slut ....... that's essential.
I was thinking maybe a new sofa
On a scale of 1 - 10 how essential is this sofa ?
I'd say about a 4. I just want that feeling of a lighter wallet and vague dissapointment that I haven't felt since I first met my ex wife "
Yeah you could sit on it , rub your hands all over it, sniff it deeply and yet.......... sense that not all is right ...... but not know what it is..........
Then you go ..... Ahhhh it's me. It'll be okay .... then it starts to fray at the edges , the springs come through and you have to slash it with a carving knife and drop it in the canal.
Sorry if I gave myself away with the last line. |
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"My eyes.
Your eyes are like petals
Bi-cycle pedals.
They go round and round and round.
They do when you peg me up the shitter Granny  "
Shitter is such a vulgar word...... please use 'backdoor guestbed' |
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"I think DFS may have a sale on.
I bloody hope they can deliver we have been waiting for our sofa for 5 months and its meant to arrive on Thursday. I know In the grand scheme of things its rather unimportant but I really do need somewhere comfy to park my bum."
Oh dear. Hope it does arrive for you. Still frustrating waiting though. |
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"My eyes.
Your eyes are like petals
Bi-cycle pedals.
They go round and round and round.
They do when you peg me up the shitter Granny
Shitter is such a vulgar word...... please use 'backdoor guestbed' "
OK.
When you shaft my backdoor guestbed my eyes stick out on stalks and swivel like Linda Blair's head on 'The Exorcist'. |
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"I think DFS may have a sale on.
I need a Dirty Filthy Slut ....... that's essential.
I was thinking maybe a new sofa
On a scale of 1 - 10 how essential is this sofa ?
I'd say about a 4. I just want that feeling of a lighter wallet and vague dissapointment that I haven't felt since I first met my ex wife
Yeah you could sit on it , rub your hands all over it, sniff it deeply and yet.......... sense that not all is right ...... but not know what it is..........
Then you go ..... Ahhhh it's me. It'll be okay .... then it starts to fray at the edges , the springs come through and you have to slash it with a carving knife and drop it in the canal.
Sorry if I gave myself away with the last line. "
Out of the box thinking right there! You're hired |
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What will be open on Thurs ?
You many only list ONE place.
Give the little kids a go will ya !
Fuzz
