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You know Jim, I was pondering this while eating my mince pie and watching the trick or treaters listening to fireworks.
I was also wearing my Halloween drss
I really did consider putting the tree up  |
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"Christmas next month.  "
And about 10 mins til I punch ya in the chops if you carry on 
Boy child's birthday today. I sent him a video.
Apparently I'm "such a dick"
Really kiddo? There's no way it's taken 20 years to work that out  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"7 Fridays
Our tree goes up in the last week of november "
We love it too but this will be the first one in 22 years I don’t have to spend the whole day taxiing relatives to and from ours, playing daft games, explaining to the really old ones who we are and why they are here, half of them are dead now (not COVID just normal oldness) , the kids have all grown up and fucked off, bloody COVID is spoiling what fun is left, everyone looks like aliens in stupid masks....Love Christmas though     |
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I’ve promised to make an effort this year. The tree will be going in dining room to detract from the lack of dining table which is off to the tip tomorrow. No table = no big family Xmas dinner!! Too many parents & kids to keep everyone happy
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We don't start thinking about Christmas until after our sons birthday, which actually falls on the day after lockdown ends, so we will be going out somewhere that day to celebrate.
Then we will look forward to Christmas. |
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"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!
Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee... "
Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding
Fuzz |
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Fireworks first though.
I’m gonna do a Big Bang this year "
Dreading fireworks night, it is like Beirut where i live.... My cats shake with terror poor babies  |
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"Christmas next month.
And about 10 mins til I punch ya in the chops if you carry on
Boy child's birthday today. I sent him a video.
Apparently I'm "such a dick"
Really kiddo? There's no way it's taken 20 years to work that out "
Sounds like me and my son  |
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"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!
Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...
Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding
Fuzz"
 i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake! |
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"Christmas next month.
And about 10 mins til I punch ya in the chops if you carry on
Boy child's birthday today. I sent him a video.
Apparently I'm "such a dick"
Really kiddo? There's no way it's taken 20 years to work that out
Sounds like me and my son "
Great ain't it |
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"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!
Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...
Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding
Fuzz
i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake! "
Nope - I don't like Christmas cake, Christmas pud or mince pies. I make alternative desserts (like alternative facts, but nicer) |
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Fireworks first though.
I’m gonna do a Big Bang this year
Dreading fireworks night, it is like Beirut where i live.... My cats shake with terror poor babies "
Poor animals, I do understand.
It should be illegal to firework any other night but November 5th.
One night isn’t so bad for them but when you get it most nights for a week or so it’s shit |
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"Christmas next month.
And about 10 mins til I punch ya in the chops if you carry on
Boy child's birthday today. I sent him a video.
Apparently I'm "such a dick"
Really kiddo? There's no way it's taken 20 years to work that out
Sounds like me and my son
Great ain't it "
"Mum can you be serious for just one minute" |
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"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!
Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...
Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding
Fuzz
i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake! "
Don't worry, you're not alone. Peach detests Christmas cake too
Fuzz |
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"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!
Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...
Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding
Fuzz
i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake!
Nope - I don't like Christmas cake, Christmas pud or mince pies. I make alternative desserts (like alternative facts, but nicer) "
^^fake news^^
Fuzz |
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"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!
Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...
Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding
Fuzz
i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake!
Nope - I don't like Christmas cake, Christmas pud or mince pies. I make alternative desserts (like alternative facts, but nicer) "
Oh tell me about these alternative desserts.. Are we taking sticky toffee pudding?? |
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Fireworks first though.
I’m gonna do a Big Bang this year
Dreading fireworks night, it is like Beirut where i live.... My cats shake with terror poor babies
Poor animals, I do understand.
It should be illegal to firework any other night but November 5th.
One night isn’t so bad for them but when you get it most nights for a week or so it’s shit "
They have been going off for around a week so far... also Eid brings more fireworks at other times... I just wish they were silent, or at least didn't sound like explosives / bombs ! |
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
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Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown. |
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown. "
Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard. |
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.
Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard."
I had my pubes lasered.  |
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.
Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.
I had my pubes lasered. "
You can borrow mine.
I produce enough to run a wool factory |
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.
Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.
I had my pubes lasered.
You can borrow mine.
I produce enough to run a wool factory "
No offence but 
Over sharing |
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.
Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.
I had my pubes lasered.
You can borrow mine.
I produce enough to run a wool factory
No offence but
Over sharing "
That's just from my crack.
The front is the wire wool factory |
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.
Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.
I had my pubes lasered.
You can borrow mine.
I produce enough to run a wool factory
No offence but
Over sharing
That's just from my crack.
The front is the wire wool factory "
you never change. (Please don’t). |
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.
Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.
I had my pubes lasered.
You can borrow mine.
I produce enough to run a wool factory
No offence but
Over sharing
That's just from my crack.
The front is the wire wool factory
you never change. (Please don’t). "
I tried for years and failed, so now I've resigned myself to being me. |
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"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!
Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...
Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding
Fuzz
i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake!
Nope - I don't like Christmas cake, Christmas pud or mince pies. I make alternative desserts (like alternative facts, but nicer)
Oh tell me about these alternative desserts.. Are we taking sticky toffee pudding?? "
Recent efforts (joint venture with my boy - he's head pastry chef):
Cheesecake (various)
Chocolate mousse
Trifle (resulted from an abortive attempt at a Yule log - it didn't roll so the cake became trifle bottoms)
I always make peppermint cremes and chocolate truffles. |
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over a year ago
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.
Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.
I had my pubes lasered.
You can borrow mine.
I produce enough to run a wool factory
No offence but
Over sharing
That's just from my crack.
The front is the wire wool factory
you never change. (Please don’t).
I tried for years and failed, so now I've resigned myself to being me. "
Me too |
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"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.
It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.
Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.
Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.
I had my pubes lasered.
You can borrow mine.
I produce enough to run a wool factory
No offence but
Over sharing
That's just from my crack.
The front is the wire wool factory
you never change. (Please don’t).
I tried for years and failed, so now I've resigned myself to being me.
Me too "
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"You know Jim, I was pondering this while eating my mince pie and watching the trick or treaters listening to fireworks.
I was also wearing my Halloween drss
I really did consider putting the tree up "
Put it up! |
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