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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

As there's no guising this year, tell me your best Halloween jokes!

How do the Malfoys get into bed?

They Slytherin

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This is going well. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did the ghost cross the road?

Too get to the other side

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do witches make great wives?

Because they promise a wonderful hex life.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boris Johnsons upcoming speach

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Not on yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read this one on a website earlier. But I genuinely don't get it.

Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?

A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

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By *mooth Operator 07Man over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

What is Dracula favourite Greek meal, Mouuussskkkkaaa ha,ha,ha. I know poor dad joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is a ghosts favourite exercise?

Dead lifts ....

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By *enuine MikeMan over a year ago

Guildford

"Boris Johnsons upcoming speach"

Johnson is the fucking joke. Let's see what the prick has lined up for us.

Hopefully he will do us all a favour a fucking resign and take that horrible littlw man Cummings along with him

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