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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

...there's TV adverts for compilation album adverts from artists you've not heard of all year.

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Cause i'm doing a themed calendar!

Joking aside, when your kids begin making not so subtle suggestions....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Home bargains near me have I think 3 or 4 Christmas isles they started filling the shelves in early September!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cliff has released a new album

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cliff has released a new album "

Exactly what I mean and a few opera singers I've never heard of!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Parents start complaining about the heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Parents start complaining about the heat "

Do they live in Australia?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

fucking slade

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Parents start complaining about the heat

Do they live in Australia? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Parents start complaining about the heat

Do they live in Australia?

Yes "

Fantastic!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Parents start complaining about the heat

Do they live in Australia?

Yes

Fantastic! "

Boo boo it's over 30 and their state has zero locally acquired transmissions. Life's hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Parents start complaining about the heat

Do they live in Australia?

Yes

Fantastic!

Boo boo it's over 30 and their state has zero locally acquired transmissions. Life's hard "

Sorry, obviously meant that would seem to be a lovely problem to have, hope they're okay though?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Because Sainsbury's looks like Santa's fecking Grotto

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Parents start complaining about the heat

Do they live in Australia?

Yes

Fantastic!

Boo boo it's over 30 and their state has zero locally acquired transmissions. Life's hard

Sorry, obviously meant that would seem to be a lovely problem to have, hope they're okay though?"

Oh yeah it is. They're still grounded and bloody unamused that I'm grounding them

Their lives are more or less normal except for the fact they're vulnerable and taking precautions.

Competent government and adequate test and trace. Sigh

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

When the naughty elf appears!

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By *orace99Man  over a year ago

York


"When the naughty elf appears! "

When he appears or when your Facebook ti_eline is full of photos of him?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coca cola truck and micheal buble appear!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

When the Guinness advert comes on plus I bought Santa towels and cinnamon candles today

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Cause i'm doing a themed calendar!

Joking aside, when your kids begin making not so subtle suggestions.... "

How I miss this from kids/grandkids now they all grown up! the argos book with all the things they would like circled! X

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

I have spotted Daniel O Donnell’s advert already.

Warbling along a beach like a mad man.

Not seen Rod Stewart yet. That’s when you know Xmas is really on the way.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

It's when the last firework from guy Fawkes night fizzles out

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It's when the last firework from guy Fawkes night fizzles out"

Oh bring it on. I hate it so much.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

My Coca-Cola can has Santa on it

Plus how times change..... instead of a circled catalogue, WA messages from my lad with links to things on websites as ideas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My Coca-Cola can has Santa on it

Plus how times change..... instead of a circled catalogue, WA messages from my lad with links to things on websites as ideas "

Yes! It used to be circles round everything in the Argos catalogue haha. Now it’s links on WhatsApp! Same here

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"When the naughty elf appears!

When he appears or when your Facebook ti_eline is full of photos of him? "

Dunno! He’s not on my FB ti_eline

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

When the John Lewis add is out!

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

When my mum puts the sprouts on to cook!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Parents start complaining about the heat

Do they live in Australia?

Yes

Fantastic!

Boo boo it's over 30 and their state has zero locally acquired transmissions. Life's hard

Sorry, obviously meant that would seem to be a lovely problem to have, hope they're okay though?

Oh yeah it is. They're still grounded and bloody unamused that I'm grounding them

Their lives are more or less normal except for the fact they're vulnerable and taking precautions.

Competent government and adequate test and trace. Sigh "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because someone in my Mams street have there Christmas Decs up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because of the date

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By *rincessvenusCouple  over a year ago

Hull

the roads are fuller with cars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

..because Brown Thomas has their window displays up before halloween..

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Perfume ads appear, last seen early Feb.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They started putting Christmas stuff on the shelves 3 months ago and advertising/showing christmas stuff on tv 2 months before that... .. I was tempted to put merry christmas on my pumpkins this year.

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By *orace99Man  over a year ago

York


"When the naughty elf appears!

When he appears or when your Facebook ti_eline is full of photos of him?

Dunno! He’s not on my FB ti_eline"

You must be fortunate not to see him. It seems every other friend post a picture of his exploits every day

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

When I put the stock out at the begining of October

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton

Because the Mrs keeps saying we will have to start Christmas shopping soon

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By *arrie69Man  over a year ago

Dublin

When you drive up the street Chris Rea lives on and you see him out at his car checking it for oil and windscreen washer fluid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its got to be Xmas when the Coca Cola ad comes on with the big truck all lit up......The holidays are coming the holidays are coming....x

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By *idsAndyMan  over a year ago

Worcestershire

Because shops have been selling crap for two months

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Xmas cards in tesco petrol station

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People keep telling me they've done all of their Christmas shopping. Nobbers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because my Mum starts to talk about writing her Christmas cards!

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By *orace99Man  over a year ago

York

The shops have malteasers bunny shaped chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm considering putting my tree up this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You see chocolate Santa’s ... when you I wrap them his head looks like a bell end

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

The Coke and Diet Coke have the Santa on the bottle

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

When they warn you about the shortage of sprouts this year and people buy them early at a premium price yet there's never a shortage !

Great marketing ploy

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Turkey's start to plan a Xmas getaway break

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"fucking slade"

Wot dy mean, SLADE is the best thing about Christmas

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford

when the smyths catalogue comes through the door and im handed lists as long as my arm. and my christmas decorations are going up next week

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"when the smyths catalogue comes through the door and im handed lists as long as my arm. and my christmas decorations are going up next week "

Psst holiday sets

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"when the smyths catalogue comes through the door and im handed lists as long as my arm. and my christmas decorations are going up next week

Psst holiday sets "

ive been keeping an eye and its my bday before christmas soooo any recommendations

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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the people who moan about start in earnest.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"when the smyths catalogue comes through the door and im handed lists as long as my arm. and my christmas decorations are going up next week

Psst holiday sets

ive been keeping an eye and its my bday before christmas soooo any recommendations "

I'll start a thread

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"when the smyths catalogue comes through the door and im handed lists as long as my arm. and my christmas decorations are going up next week

Psst holiday sets

ive been keeping an eye and its my bday before christmas soooo any recommendations

I'll start a thread "

yay

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"when the smyths catalogue comes through the door and im handed lists as long as my arm. and my christmas decorations are going up next week

Psst holiday sets

ive been keeping an eye and its my bday before christmas soooo any recommendations

I'll start a thread

yay "

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