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I'm getting married!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To myself cos no fucker will have me!
You are all invited.. but what role are you playing?
D*unk Uncle? Over emotional Aunt? Long lost Cousin? DJ at the reception?
C'mon lets have a party 
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I actually got excited then.
So fuck you C n S....... I'm playing the part of the bitter old mother of the ex who never got an invite and wants her ironing board back ........
I'm barging in ..... wobbly on heels and a skirt so tight it cuts off me circulation ....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I actually got excited then.
So fuck you C n S....... I'm playing the part of the bitter old mother of the ex who never got an invite and wants her ironing board back ........
I'm barging in ..... wobbly on heels and a skirt so tight it cuts off me circulation ....... "
awww Granny.. you were my fave family member from my ex's family..
can you just adopt me and so we remain family? |
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"I actually got excited then.
So fuck you C n S....... I'm playing the part of the bitter old mother of the ex who never got an invite and wants her ironing board back ........
I'm barging in ..... wobbly on heels and a skirt so tight it cuts off me circulation .......
awww Granny.. you were my fave family member from my ex's family..
can you just adopt me and so we remain family? "
Soon as you whack a cosmo in me hand and one on the bar ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I actually got excited then.
So fuck you C n S....... I'm playing the part of the bitter old mother of the ex who never got an invite and wants her ironing board back ........
I'm barging in ..... wobbly on heels and a skirt so tight it cuts off me circulation .......
awww Granny.. you were my fave family member from my ex's family..
can you just adopt me and so we remain family?
Soon as you whack a cosmo in me hand and one on the bar !"
Free bar GC.. have 1 or 6 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The single slutty friend, flirting with everyone 
Bridesmaid then lol x x
Bridesmaid it is!
Chief bridesmaid... 
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Now get me d*unk biatch.. "
Oii oiiiii
*thrusts bottle of champagne complete with a straw into your hand*
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"I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!
Mrs TMN x
FFS! either shut up or go home luv...... it's a weddin norra wake !!"
But she's so beautiful and I'm so happy for her *sob sob* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!
Mrs TMN x
FFS! either shut up or go home luv...... it's a weddin norra wake !!
But she's so beautiful and I'm so happy for her *sob sob*"
awww TMN im so glad you came.. im truly happy. ive never been so in love with myself before, im totally awesome. Im a right lucky lass  |
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"I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!
Mrs TMN x
FFS! either shut up or go home luv...... it's a weddin norra wake !!
But she's so beautiful and I'm so happy for her *sob sob*"
So happy you got snot on her veil ...... sip your bubbles n stop fartin' .........  |
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By *IG08Man
over a year ago
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I'll be the annoying bloke that will tell the DJ what song he needs to get everyone up on the dancefloor
I'll tell them the first song has to be KC and The Sunshine Band, baby give it up.....
..... And now everyone at home is singing it in their head
Na na na na na na na na, baby give it up, give up, baby give it up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll be the annoying bloke that will tell the DJ what song he needs to get everyone up on the dancefloor
I'll tell them the first song has to be KC and The Sunshine Band, baby give it up.....
..... And now everyone at home is singing it in their head
Na na na na na na na na, baby give it up, give up, baby give it up"
everybody want you, everybody wants ya love..id just like to make you mine all night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get to bang the chief brides made
Fancy some dirty dancing first or we finding somewhere more quiet and just getting it on? thought just bang on dance floor and give everyone a show "
I’m down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I get to bang the chief brides made
Fancy some dirty dancing first or we finding somewhere more quiet and just getting it on? thought just bang on dance floor and give everyone a show
I’m down "
bride has join in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sassy can I go on honeymoon with you
sadly not,, just me myself and i..
i treated myself to a maldives holiday.. im so lucky "
booo was going be your man servant lol |
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"I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!
Mrs TMN x
FFS! either shut up or go home luv...... it's a weddin norra wake !!
But she's so beautiful and I'm so happy for her *sob sob*
awww TMN im so glad you came.. im truly happy. ive never been so in love with myself before, im totally awesome. Im a right lucky lass "
You're just perfect for yourself! It's like a fairytale  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be daddy and give you away?
Lol
Yeah you can give me.. to me
Exactly. And I get to make a shit speech where I break down half way through  "
awww its so emosh.. cmere for a cuddle.. |
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"Can I be daddy and give you away?
Lol
Yeah you can give me.. to me
Exactly. And I get to make a shit speech where I break down half way through
awww its so emosh.. cmere for a cuddle.. "
My little *sob* girl *dribble* looks so *sob* (sorry) *nose blow* so pretty on her big day |
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