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More cocks than John Wayne’s rifle!
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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago
london |
Saw this as a comment about Katie price... made me giggle. Does anyone have anymore? |
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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago
london |
... doesn’t have to be about poor Katie though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had more Semen than the Royal Navy |
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Had more pricks than a dartboard x |
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Had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol this is all being noted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Swallowed more semen than the Bermuda Triangle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More knobends than weekends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you put all the cocks she's had end to end, there'd be enough to put a handrail round the Isle of Man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's had her holes filled more than St Andrews Golf Course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enough to handrail the Isle of Wight |
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Had more men than the Duke of York |
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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago
london |
Two more pm’ d to me...
i bet shes been rogered more times than a policemans walkie talkie
and a personal favourite... she’s got flaps like a gutted trout.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She had more rings than sonic the hedgehog, I read that when she got engaged to this latest one |
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Katie Price? That old tart's been jumped more times than Beecher's Brook.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two more pm’ d to me...
i bet shes been rogered more times than a policemans walkie talkie
and a personal favourite... she’s got flaps like a gutted trout.
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Fanny like a wizards sleeve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banged more times than a judges hammer |
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Got more fanny than a cow's got C*nt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peeled more skins than bananaman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been ridden more than Bradley Wiggins' bicycle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More cock than old Mc Donalds farm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been in more beds than a packet of seeds. |
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It’s a shame how she’s ruined her natural beauty with plastic surgery she was stunning back in the day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Handled more cock than a poultry farmer |
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Looks like a few on here have had their fair share of cock  glass houses and all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sad thing is , A lot of desperate people on this site will slate someone like Katie price for ‘sleeping around’ and insult her yet they’ll message profiles on here telling them how beautiful and sexy they are without seeing so much as a face pic. |
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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago
london |
It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more??? |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
Had more men under her than Eisenhower |
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Her chins rattled more balls than Ian Botham’s bat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banged more times than a taxi door .
More jockeys than shergar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shes been banged more times than Ringo stars drums |
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Bangs like a barn door in a gale. |
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We all living in a glass house.
She done well for her and her kids get of her back..
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"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???"
Mmmmnn...Judgey much? On a swinging site? God forbid a woman likes fucking
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More balls in her mouth than hungry hippos |
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So this what you lot think of a strong woman we should know better but if she was a guy you all be what a legend.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had more men than the Duke of York"
Stealing this one to use at work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm amazed anyone finds these funny.
Fine it's a swinger's site but this is 70's adolescent humour.
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She's had yards of cock.
This thread is extremely sexist.
But OMG has it made me laugh. Some absolute belters in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???
Mmmmnn...Judgey much? On a swinging site? God forbid a woman likes fucking
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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago
london |
Ok all starting to see a few comments about being sexist and judgey... just to clarify my op was not supposed to be anti Katie price or even anti women. It was just about the clever use of twisting a saying/language. This is a swingers site yes! We all need a smile on our faces at the moment so lighten up and if it offends then don’t look at the post or share your negativity! Keep it shallow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???"
Just for balance, where are the quips aimed at similar men? |
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Laid more black pipe than Thames Water.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???
Just for balance, where are the quips aimed at similar men?"
More cocks up his arse than Piers Morgan. |
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Been Shot over more times than Baghdad 
I use that line in my profile |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
Had more cock than I’ve had hot dinners! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wife thought the post was about her?? |
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"Ok all starting to see a few comments about being sexist and judgey... just to clarify my op was not supposed to be anti Katie price or even anti women. It was just about the clever use of twisting a saying/language. This is a swingers site yes! We all need a smile on our faces at the moment so lighten up and if it offends then don’t look at the post or share your negativity! Keep it shallow..."
don’t think anyone was offended they just replied to you’re post perhaps you got comments that you’d not expected remember that whilst people are slagging her if they are on here with numerous verification and have pictures of them bollock naked flashing their bits of |
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"Ok all starting to see a few comments about being sexist and judgey... just to clarify my op was not supposed to be anti Katie price or even anti women. It was just about the clever use of twisting a saying/language. This is a swingers site yes! We all need a smile on our faces at the moment so lighten up and if it offends then don’t look at the post or share your negativity! Keep it shallow... don’t think anyone was offended they just replied to you’re post perhaps you got comments that you’d not expected remember that whilst people are slagging her if they are on here with numerous verification and have pictures of them bollock naked flashing their bits of "
slagging her of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???
Just for balance, where are the quips aimed at similar men?"
He's got a cock like a lion bar. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???
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Seriously? So let me get it straight, women who have lots of cocks have loose morals...are men who have lots of growlers studs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One for either ladies or gents... Been shot over more times than Sarajevo..
Has a face like a plasterers bait box.. |
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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago
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"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???
Seriously? So let me get it straight, women who have lots of cocks have loose morals...are men who have lots of growlers studs?"
No no no!!! This post was not supposed to attack women ( or Katie price) it was purely about funny punch lines! Lighthearted, shallow but witty and clever! Most importantly without malice to anyone. |
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One taken from a Macc Lads song lyrics some years ago:
Bangs like a shit house door when the plague's in town |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
Who honestly gives a shit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banged more times than a punch bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this what you lot think of a strong woman we should know better but if she was a guy you all be what a legend. "
I don't think about her at all! |
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And how many have you all shagged or had one night stands over the years ,no one here is perfect.. |
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