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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Don't put hand cream on and then try and open a pepperami

Any more valuable insights or life lessons?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wash your hands after preparing chilli's, especially if you need to go to the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't put hand cream on and then try and open a pepperami "

Is that a euphemism?

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By *sasimpleMan  over a year ago

D & G


"Any more valuable insights or life lessons? "

Don't eat pepperami!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Don’t cut the hair end off an onion at the start when chopping them up, no more tears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look at the arrow on your petrol gauge to find out which side the pump is on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wash your hands after preparing chilli's, especially if you need to go to the bathroom"
this

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Look at the arrow on your petrol gauge to find out which side the pump is on "

It's surprising how many people don't know this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wash your hands after preparing chilli's, especially if you need to go to the bathroom"

I've done this before, but rubbed my eye

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By *rednwilma1Couple  over a year ago

york

After playing football, when you have finished rubbing Fiery Jack into tired leg muscles, don't go for a pee without washing hands

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Wash your hands after preparing chilli's, especially if you need to go to the bathroom

I've done this before, but rubbed my eye "

This is true. But you only ever do it once. If not, you are a numpty.

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By *ongueTwistererMan  over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

Wash your hand thoroughly after rubbing deep heat on yourself especially before you go toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't put hand cream on and then try and open a pepperami

Is that a euphemism? "

For not putting hand cream on before opening a pepperami? Definately.

What is YOUR thought process?

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Wash your hands after preparing chilli's, especially if you need to go to the bathroom"
I learnt the hard way (no, don't ask! - washing alone does not do it for me. Now wearing gloves

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By *hynwbiguyMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Always read the reviews for Hair removal cream on Amazon before using on sensitive parts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So essentially, we all need to wash our hands more and touch ourselves less....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Look at the arrow on your petrol gauge to find out which side the pump is on "

Really ? What pump ? My car has a pump ?

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Wash your hands after preparing chilli's, especially if you need to go to the bathroom"

Or use a sharp knife & fork so you don’t touch the chilli

J x

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By *hynwbiguyMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"So essentially, we all need to wash our hands more and touch ourselves less.... "

Just wash hands more. Let's not get crazy here.

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Look at the arrow on your petrol gauge to find out which side the pump is on

It's surprising how many people don't know this."

Doesn't always work... look for the little flap on the side if your car instead, 100% effective.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't attempt sarcastic comment when,

after you've put in an application form your full name...it then says male or female....

I'm sure it cost me my job as an astronaut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or Polish the Bannister rail that was a bit of a silly idea, I nearly died.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Or Polish the Bannister rail that was a bit of a silly idea, I nearly died. "

Cripes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wash your hands after preparing chilli's, especially if you need to go to the bathroom"

When preparing Chiili's dab some oil on your hands first it stops the heat from sticking to your fingers and washes off easily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

do not put olbas oil on toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wash your hands after preparing chilli's, especially if you need to go to the bathroom

When preparing Chiili's dab some oil on your hands first it stops the heat from sticking to your fingers and washes off easily"

I feel like this thread could actually be worth while now!! Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't spray your sweet waffle pan with chilli oil

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Don’t cut the hair end off an onion at the start when chopping them up, no more tears"

is that true? I end up with so many tears this would be a brilliant answer to my onion issue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Look at the arrow on your petrol gauge to find out which side the pump is on "

Arrow?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't put hand cream on and then try and open a pepperami

Is that a euphemism?

For not putting hand cream on before opening a pepperami? Definately.

What is YOUR thought process? "

You putting hand cream on and pulling back the wrapping on the pepparami

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry

Peel your ginger with a spoon.

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