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old people and women should not be on the road grrr lol
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
I do about 25 to 30 k a year, touch wood never caused an accident, am an advanced driver and absolutely love driving including long distance. I enjoy speed and am fortunate to have quick reaction...
I rest my case, your honour...;-) |
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"I do about 25 to 30 k a year, touch wood never caused an accident, am an advanced driver and absolutely love driving including long distance. I enjoy speed and am fortunate to have quick reaction...
I rest my case, your honour...;-)"
I knew there was something about you I adored |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I do about 25 to 30 k a year, touch wood never caused an accident, am an advanced driver and absolutely love driving including long distance. I enjoy speed and am fortunate to have quick reaction...
I rest my case, your honour...;-)
I knew there was something about you I adored"
shhhhhh we will be told off again for getting too intimate on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do about 25 to 30 k a year, touch wood never caused an accident, am an advanced driver and absolutely love driving including long distance. I enjoy speed and am fortunate to have quick reaction...
I rest my case, your honour...;-)"
well lets test that theory, I want a long distance wank, and bj...while ur driving! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would wave the white flag now dude, then use it to wank into...
easier, quicker............. and less painful "
Don't I know they charge too much!
I'm under 25 and do about 40000 miles a year and touch wood in 5 years no accidents |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I do about 25 to 30 k a year, touch wood never caused an accident, am an advanced driver and absolutely love driving including long distance. I enjoy speed and am fortunate to have quick reaction...
I rest my case, your honour...;-)
well lets test that theory, I want a long distance wank, and bj...while ur driving!"
yep, can multitask and have actually done that... mind you it was on a quiet stretch of the motorway and late at night, so little traffic...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some men are terrible drivers, some women are terrible drivers, some young people are terrible drivers and so are some old people too. Who'd have thunk it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive seen plenty of men and women of all ages drive badly.
majority are utterly idiotic and some time or another. Too many are selfish and think they own the road.
Around the Preston and Sheffield areas there are drivers who cannot drive to save their own skin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The biggest contributor to road accidents is speed. not driving too slow but excess speed. all surveys show that it is generally men 18 to 50 that drive the fastest and cause the most accidents. so sorry you are wrong on most counts..
The biggest contributor to accidents amongst elderly drivers is poor vision
it is estimated that 40% of over 70s, that drive, would fail the recognised number plate test as required by law.
a swinging friend of mine is an optician and almost every day will see elderly drivers who deny that their vision is substandard and refuse to wear glasses to drive.
sadly the opticians cannot make them, nor report them, as it is a breach of patient confidentiality and data protection regulations.
She has even offered to make free spex to one old guy cos he was a danger to drive and he flatly refused.
whilst at 70, you have to fill in a medical questionaire to reapply for your licence, if you tick the right boxes and say you can read a number plate, the DVLA do not check unless you declare certain medical conditions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men are terrible drivers, some women are terrible drivers, some young people are terrible drivers and so are some old people too. Who'd have thunk it"
Captain spunklit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My next door neighbor is 86 she Has a mini Cooper soft top and floors it lol
reminds me of Laine..shhh
I mean the mini and the flooring it part.."
.... scared you good didn't I?......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My next door neighbor is 86 she Has a mini Cooper soft top and floors it lol
reminds me of Laine..shhh
I mean the mini and the flooring it part..
.... scared you good didn't I?...... "
yes but u kept flashing ur fanny in that trench coat..i was like a dazzzled deer unable to escape! xxxx |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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just ban caravans and all our troubles would be over. However, being the fair minded type of guy that I am I wouldn't ban them completely they can have between 2 and 3 am on a Wednesday morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My next door neighbor is 86 she Has a mini Cooper soft top and floors it lol
reminds me of Laine..shhh
I mean the mini and the flooring it part..
.... scared you good didn't I?......
yes but u kept flashing ur fanny in that trench coat..i was like a dazzzled deer unable to escape! xxxx"
Paddy you held onto the underside of you seat the whole time .... your hands couldn't wander .... method in my mad driving.  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My next door neighbor is 86 she Has a mini Cooper soft top and floors it lol
reminds me of Laine..shhh
I mean the mini and the flooring it part..
.... scared you good didn't I?......
yes but u kept flashing ur fanny in that trench coat..i was like a dazzzled deer unable to escape! xxxx
Paddy you held onto the underside of you seat the whole time .... your hands couldn't wander .... method in my mad driving. xxx"
still the best blowjob in motion I've ever had though.. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
"I have to wear glasses and only because I can't see a licence plate from the required distance what's the issue mine make me feel sexy!!!"
what's a licence plate ?
Do you newbie a number plate ? Bloody americanisms |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Why do people respond to such drivel?
(recognise i have just done so)
but its clearly a _iewpoint / opinion meant to wind folk up and its baseless tbh..
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I took it as a bit of tongue and cheek fun thinking nobody could seriously say and MEAN anything like this today? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hubby has taken his car off the road,
we think 70 is to old to be driving.
Years ago there werent as many women drivers, they got married and stayed at home to look after their hubbys and kids.
Which wasnt such a bad thing realy.
These days there is too much trafic on the roads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christ they get on me nerves!
They break for no reason, they brake if they don't need too, such as for a car coming the other way, a slow sign, a speed camera sign!
They drive too slow, they use the wrong gear, they hesitate at junctions or roundabouts, they use the wrong lane, they pull out of you when your doing 60 - 70 MPH plus!
They can't reverse or park in stupid places!
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old men are the worst
they show no respect for others using the road
like myself I love cycling
I was turning right he over took me almost went head on he got stop by the police and got a ticket(I almost went into him)could not believe what he did
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"i know we've all been there (well those of us who drive) but learner drivers frustrate me lol "
TBH I have no probs with learners as they are just that... learners! I havea problem with drivers who should know better and yet continue to drive aggressively; equally I have problems with those who are essentially too dopey or even thick to be in charge of a broomstick... let alone vehicle. I think driving tests should include CAT and EI tests - I am serious!
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The driver who ran into the back of me at traffic lights because (and I quote) "it's not my fault my flip flop got tangled in the pedals", this being the same driver who had a small baby in the car and didn't check the childs welfare until I asked if the child was alright about ten mins after the accident... was a man!!
As a direct result I can no longer get both feet behind my ears and my hip occasionally locks at awkward moments 
Men are often over-confident and aggressive drivers, traits which cause far more serious accidents than over cautious and timid driving - for example when they get irate at the slow driver ahead and over take on blind corners... 
And yes, as another poster said, the drivers who sail past narrowly missing me cos they're on their phone are 95% men.  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"whats a CAT and EI test?"
Apologies, CAT is Cognitive Ability Test (intelligence test) and EI is Emotional Intelligence Test - both would form part of an overall picture of somebody's ability and suitability behind a wheel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad news though your age are top of the league for worst drivers (and with your comment I can see why as you obviously think the roadway system is a grand prix race track ) and the elderly are in 2nd place  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest contributor to road accidents is speed. not driving too slow but excess speed. all surveys show that it is generally men 18 to 50 that drive the fastest and cause the most accidents. so sorry you are wrong on most counts..
The biggest contributor to accidents amongst elderly drivers is poor vision
it is estimated that 40% of over 70s, that drive, would fail the recognised number plate test as required by law.
a swinging friend of mine is an optician and almost every day will see elderly drivers who deny that their vision is substandard and refuse to wear glasses to drive.
sadly the opticians cannot make them, nor report them, as it is a breach of patient confidentiality and data protection regulations.
She has even offered to make free spex to one old guy cos he was a danger to drive and he flatly refused.
whilst at 70, you have to fill in a medical questionaire to reapply for your licence, if you tick the right boxes and say you can read a number plate, the DVLA do not check unless you declare certain medical conditions."
And what is annoying they are responsible for retiring from driving, you cannot report them and nor can you report anyone else you believe is a dangerous driver, I know I have tried |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"whats a CAT and EI test?
Apologies, CAT is Cognitive Ability Test (intelligence test) and EI is Emotional Intelligence Test - both would form part of an overall picture of somebody's ability and suitability behind a wheel. "
i had to do a CAT test as a year 7 pupil in secondary school.. wonder if its the same one |
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"The biggest contributor to road accidents is speed. not driving too slow but excess speed. all surveys show that it is generally men 18 to 50 that drive the fastest and cause the most accidents. so sorry you are wrong on most counts..
The biggest contributor to accidents amongst elderly drivers is poor vision
it is estimated that 40% of over 70s, that drive, would fail the recognised number plate test as required by law.
a swinging friend of mine is an optician and almost every day will see elderly drivers who deny that their vision is substandard and refuse to wear glasses to drive.
sadly the opticians cannot make them, nor report them, as it is a breach of patient confidentiality and data protection regulations.
She has even offered to make free spex to one old guy cos he was a danger to drive and he flatly refused.
whilst at 70, you have to fill in a medical questionaire to reapply for your licence, if you tick the right boxes and say you can read a number plate, the DVLA do not check unless you declare certain medical conditions."
I know you have to reapply at 70 but i can assure you there is lots of people that are not 70 that do not inform the dvla of medical conditions |
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"My hubby has taken his car off the road,
we think 70 is to old to be driving.
Years ago there werent as many women drivers, they got married and stayed at home to look after their hubbys and kids.
Which wasnt such a bad thing realy.
These days there is too much trafic on the roads."
Flips sake .. my mother was still driving at 89...up to 6 weeks before she died..
I have no intention of giving up driving in 7/8 years time.. Unless i develop alzheimers of course.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny thread. Reminds me of that joke where the bloke starts shagging his wife from behind and tells her that her sister's a better shag. Then he holds on for dear life.... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"whats a CAT and EI test?
Apologies, CAT is Cognitive Ability Test (intelligence test) and EI is Emotional Intelligence Test - both would form part of an overall picture of somebody's ability and suitability behind a wheel.
i had to do a CAT test as a year 7 pupil in secondary school.. wonder if its the same one "
I am just saying that there is more to driving than spinning the wheel, stopping and starting... your personality can make you a safer driver or a complete and utter lunatic and psychopath on the road. We reported to the police somebody on our way back this weekend for very dangerous over and undertaking, cutting up several drivers, driving approx 5 inches behind my bumper and various other refined techniques. It was horrendous! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"whats a CAT and EI test?
Apologies, CAT is Cognitive Ability Test (intelligence test) and EI is Emotional Intelligence Test - both would form part of an overall picture of somebody's ability and suitability behind a wheel.
i had to do a CAT test as a year 7 pupil in secondary school.. wonder if its the same one I am just saying that there is more to driving than spinning the wheel, stopping and starting... your personality can make you a safer driver or a complete and utter lunatic and psychopath on the road. We reported to the police somebody on our way back this weekend for very dangerous over and undertaking, cutting up several drivers, driving approx 5 inches behind my bumper and various other refined techniques. It was horrendous! "
PS The driver was male, in his early twenties and, what made it worse, was carrying a young girl as a front passenger. |
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