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Oddest thing said to you during sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What has been the oddest thing someone has said to you during sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not a man!"

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Where's the rest of it?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""You're not a man!"

I’ve had that too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my bum look big on this

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Is that you’re car Alarm ? Bloody cat sat on my bonnet like it owned the effing car it want till after I said to her what a funny thing to say mid session we fell about laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you just fart?

No, I didn't. It was my fanny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""You're not a man!"

I’ve had that too."

We are twins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who are you

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

Where’s the apple sauce

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

“Oh god Lisa, I’m cummmmmmmmmming”

My name isn’t Lisa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got told to remind him that we needed more washing up sponges.... Just as I was right on the edge!!

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By *oppolocosTV/TS over a year ago

inverurie

Do you have pets?

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Im gunna shoot mi muck

(Read it in the broadest Barnsley/Yorkshire accent and its like you are there in the room with me!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much did you say it was and do I get a discount for not cumming?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Mmmmmmmmm Sophia

Yeah..... wrong person

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Would you do that to my mother

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By *cotty MancMan over a year ago

warrington

Nothing said to me, but during a quick afternoon session, I actually answered a question from the quiz show Going For Gold that was on the TV........ and I got it right !!

She was NOT impressed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been headbutted haha

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By *own and countryCouple over a year ago

Tewkesbury

I stopped mid flow and said "that's a British bike going past"

She laughed as well

Town says we don't stop for Nap bikes

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

She was in reverse cowgirl position and said "Sorry for sitting on you!" Ha ha that's ok, just carry on as you were!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I said “ Wow , you have a fat ass “

She said “ WTF “

I said “ phat not fat “

Stopped sex immediately and kicked me out....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just as hubby was cumming and I was like, two seconds behind, he whips it out and shouts "belta.... Get in" like the music magpie advert... We spent the next ten minutes crying with laughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do u know the alphabet What comes after S 2 sugars please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As I was cumin in her from behind, I said “um danone”

She cracked up, pined me down an sat on my face

Never said it again....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hit me ...OK ??

Hit me harder...OK ???

I SAID HIT ME HARDER ...ffs OK ??

Ow wot did you hit me 4

?? oops sorry ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can we stop, I want my breakfast"

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By *inkyRebelMan over a year ago

Swindon

Are you two coming downstairs in a bit. Buy my sister stood in my doorway while I was fucking my gf years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“That’s a 3 pointer” (I aimed,I shot,I delivered)

Long distance into the open mouth. It went down well and got a laugh but guess we both were immature

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By *ig Dawg Walking TallMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Do you have a hamster?

She said no so i told her mouse was in the kitchen i could see it.

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By *orny-chubbyMan over a year ago

East London

"Do you have pets? "

Lol I have had that no lie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you think about when having sex

. Was a random outburst but a good question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Promise this is true . ..

19 year old female Chester uni student going out with a 18yo male barback who worked at the bar I bounced at split up with him and a few times would go past stop and say hi .

One thing led to another anyway she wasn't that d*unk but half way through shouted im gonna be sick .

I was the same age as her dad and she blew it so I told her so ..

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