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over a year ago
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"be worth me watching, or shall I continue watching Bargain Hunt repeats ?!"
Stick with bargain hunt,you really don't want to know what we have got up to  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bring tissues and a potty
Yeah, has a fair amount of stuff to get your teeth into.
Laughter and plenty of tears "
I’m thinking something in the vein of Rita, Sue and Bob too ?! |
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"Ok, what’s the opening scene of your film, the film can have flashbacks so doesn’t have to be in order ?!"
Me standing by the edge of the canal, tears streaming down my face screaming up to the sky that if God exists to make a big gust of wind blow me in so I knew if it was my destiny to leave this planet at that moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok, what’s the opening scene of your film, the film can have flashbacks so doesn’t have to be in order ?!
Me standing by the edge of the canal, tears streaming down my face screaming up to the sky that if God exists to make a big gust of wind blow me in so I knew if it was my destiny to leave this planet at that moment "
I’m all in with this, did some dude cycling on the canal path save you and whisk you away to his place in the Home Counties ?! |
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"Ok, what’s the opening scene of your film, the film can have flashbacks so doesn’t have to be in order ?!
Me standing by the edge of the canal, tears streaming down my face screaming up to the sky that if God exists to make a big gust of wind blow me in so I knew if it was my destiny to leave this planet at that moment
I’m all in with this, did some dude cycling on the canal path save you and whisk you away to his place in the Home Counties ?!"
Nope. I carried on crying and phoned my prick ex to come help me coz I was welded to the spot.
Was his fucking actions that led me there in the first place but I was so isolated by this point I had nobody else to call. |
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"The film of my life would be like an episode of The Royal Family  “Did you have summat nice fer ya tea Dave”“Yes thank you Barbara, Denise cooked us a pot noodle each” “Ohhh Denise!!! you are getting clever” etc, etc .. just interspersed with hot men and awesome sex  "
‘She’s a vegetarian, Mum!’
‘Well she can have the wafer thin ham then Barbara!’ |
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"The film of my life would be like an episode of The Royal Family “Did you have summat nice fer ya tea Dave”“Yes thank you Barbara, Denise cooked us a pot noodle each” “Ohhh Denise!!! you are getting clever” etc, etc .. just interspersed with hot men and awesome sex
‘She’s a vegetarian, Mum!’
‘Well she can have the wafer thin ham then Barbara!’"
To be fair I loved that program |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The film of my life would be like an episode of The Royal Family “Did you have summat nice fer ya tea Dave”“Yes thank you Barbara, Denise cooked us a pot noodle each” “Ohhh Denise!!! you are getting clever” etc, etc .. just interspersed with hot men and awesome sex
‘She’s a vegetarian, Mum!’
‘Well she can have the wafer thin ham then Barbara!’
To be fair I loved that program "
Me too and Early Doors. |
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