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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and called it 'iGuy' what would it be like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Expensive and a bit crap!

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By *r Potato HeadMan over a year ago

Manchester

There'd be a new version by the time you've read this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over priced, look nice and then shatter as soon as you use it

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Obsolete just before iguy 2 comes out

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By *am4youMan over a year ago

gillingham

There will be too many updates by the time you start getting used to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would also be designed to work completely different to any other sex toy out there. Just for the sake of it. Ergonomically, it would be crap and irritating to use. But somehow, still sell millions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm loving how this thread has attracted only men. So far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Battery would run out before it did anything useful .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it’s like my iPhone, heavy, impractical. Doesn’t do what I want it to do and just being called guy would put me off at the moment...

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

And would stop working after 12 months. Unless you pay more than its worth new. to repair.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Would have a shite battery and a charger that won’t last a week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would have a shite battery and a charger that won’t last a week

And not reach where you really need it

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Once you fucked it you could never fuck anything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Where are those who love Apple (or are they really mythical creatures?).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cost a fortune, need a new charger every 3 months and once they release an update you won't be able to use it again.. best stick to ann summers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had my iPhone over a year now, used every day, an still got the original charger.

An it works just fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't come with a charger so your fucked

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I would just

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn't come with a charger so your fucked"
that’s the iPhone 12

Silly move by apple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would just

I knew you would

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By *rPeachyMan over a year ago

Bristol

You wouldn't be able to change the batteries and it would be hopeless near moisture

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fantastic reviews where do I get one! Ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and called it 'iGuy' what would it be like?"

Would the inevitable competitors alternatives operating system be called "Mandroid"?

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Steve jobs

...with an artificial intelligent penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"and called it 'iGuy' what would it be like?

Would the inevitable competitors alternatives operating system be called "Mandroid"? "

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By *ettyboop61Woman over a year ago

St Neots

Can't stand apple..... prefer an Android......mmmmm bet that would make a good sex toy.....

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"and called it 'iGuy' what would it be like?"

It would be hugely overpriced and unintuitive. The penis would be a proprietary device that only fits into Apple vaginas. Every orgasm would be called a "song".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and called it 'iGuy' what would it be like?

Would the inevitable competitors alternatives operating system be called "Mandroid"? "

Give me a Mandroid any day! The battery lasts longer and it would age better, not to mention the fact that the 'face' wouldn't get smashed in every time you got a little rough with it!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"and called it 'iGuy' what would it be like?

Would the inevitable competitors alternatives operating system be called "Mandroid"?

Give me a Mandroid any day! The battery lasts longer and it would age better, not to mention the fact that the 'face' wouldn't get smashed in every time you got a little rough with it!

And you can stick whatever attachments you want on it

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By *exySquirrelsCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Laughing at this thread...

V is a dedicated Apple lover! Hates Android - she’d definitely love an Apple sex toy...

... R hates Apple, loves his Android... so he’d refuse to use an Apple sex toy on V...

It’s a good job we live each other enough to make our Apple-Android relationship work! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm waiting for the igirl. Apparently it has a strong enough processor chip to handle multiple tasks at once, but it won't do them in the order you ask it to and it moans loudly each time it starts a new task for you or when the battery drops below 50%. The expandable memory is decent, but it only has a selfie camera and it costs an arm and a leg to keep up to date with the latest accessories

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

He would be easy.......to use

Reliable

Always ready for action

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The android would have a virus within five minutes due to it being open source and promiscuous. Which would mean it would be forever in the clap clinic and breaking down.

Fuck that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He would be easy.......to use

Reliable

Always ready for action

But he'd only ever like it done one way. His way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The android would have a virus within five minutes due to it being open source and promiscuous. Which would mean it would be forever in the clap clinic and breaking down.

Fuck that."

But the android one you could change the operating system and make it do things you could never have dreamed of

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