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2 questions never ask women
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day "
Never ask them if they are pregnant.
Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
Never ask them if they are pregnant.
Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy."
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day "
And if she asks what age you think she is, subtract 7 years from what you were going to say.
As you were. |
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
Never ask them if they are pregnant.
Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy."
I once had a French kid ask me this. I'm hoping it was a mistranslation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did it once only reason i asked was because the girl was petite and I wanted to know how easily I could throw her around the bedroom she took it as me trying to say she was fat and stopped chatting to me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only time it may be appropriate to ask a lady if she is pregnant is when you can see the crown..."
im not asking the queen if shes preggers are you crazy shes old enough to be yodas grandma id end up headless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
Never ask them if they are pregnant.
Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy."
Yeah I had that asked of me...! I was like nope just fat.... |
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day "
55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked."
I'm with this ^^^ neither bother me but omg don't ask if everything's alright or I'm ok when throwing things! (My aim gets better) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked.
I'm with this ^^^ neither bother me but omg don't ask if everything's alright or I'm ok when throwing things! (My aim gets better) "
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked."
And you look bloody stunning on it! X |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
Never ask them if they are pregnant.
Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy.
I once had a French kid ask me this. I'm hoping it was a mistranslation "
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
Never ask them if they are pregnant.
Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy."
A life guard at a waterpark asked my sister years ago how far gone she was, cuz of the slide. My sister said she wasnt, and the young girl started shaking, nearly crying, so my sis had to tell her truth to calm her down. Funny as hell |
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked.
And you look bloody stunning on it! X"
Thank you.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only time it may be appropriate to ask a lady if she is pregnant is when you can see the crown...im not asking the queen if shes preggers are you crazy shes old enough to be yodas grandma id end up headless "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day "
Haha I got asked yesterday how much I weighed and if I was trying to loose the weight I put on in lock down haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ask them why they are eating the whole pint of ice-cream... 
And never ever get them wet or feed them after midnight... 
Oh but, hunny. I love being fed AND getting wet after midnight  "
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"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......
I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .
like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time
Oh dear
basically I'm an old banger "
Nah, a vintage classic  |
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"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......
I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .
like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time
Oh dear
basically I'm an old banger
Nah, a vintage classic "
I'll take that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......
I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .
like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time
Oh dear
basically I'm an old banger "
Sorry but this has just made me laugh way too loudly!!  |
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"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......
I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .
like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time
Oh dear
basically I'm an old banger
Sorry but this has just made me laugh way too loudly!! "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My age I have no problems with if it's relevant to the conversation but if anyone asked my weight, I'd tell them to f**k off. It's no one's business what I weigh. I don't understand why anyone would ask anyone else that question, it's just rude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't tell her to smile.
Wise never ever say this!!
Probably the most patronising thing that’s ever been said to me. "
Yes this deeply fucks me off 
Or being asked if it's my time of the month
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From an Australian comic singer...do ya fuck on 1st dates??? And does your dad own a brewery???? Two questions ill never ask but made me chuckle "
iv asked them a few times got sex one time even tho i dont drink |
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"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn
Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers
Carry on with your day
55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked."
Why would it? You're gorgeous x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't ask a woman for directions...unless you already know where Woolworths and Radio Rentals was,and where the Avon lady used to live,and.....etc....etc |
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