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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with? "

My minge jelly

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly "

Pure class. Have you applied for Come Dine with Me?

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly "

Saucy

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly

Pure class. Have you applied for Come Dine with Me? "

Not when it's been up her bum though

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly

Pure class. Have you applied for Come Dine with Me? "

No, but I will now!

Can anyone lend me a placenta?

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly "

How do you turn it into jelly?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly

How do you turn it into jelly?

Maybe I should have specified.... "gusset slug plug"

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Maybe I should have specified.... "gusset slug plug""

It was a simple question, we don't wanna know about your chicken wings innit Sis

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Maybe I should have specified.... "gusset slug plug"

It was a simple question, we don't wanna know about your chicken wings innit Sis

Ohhhhh why you spoil my fun

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Maybe I should have specified.... "gusset slug plug"

It was a simple question, we don't wanna know about your chicken wings innit Sis

Ohhhhh why you spoil my fun

Only cos I luvs you really, anyway what's your bèst chicken recipe?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Maybe I should have specified.... "gusset slug plug"

It was a simple question, we don't wanna know about your chicken wings innit Sis

Ohhhhh why you spoil my fun

Only cos I luvs you really, anyway what's your bèst chicken recipe?

Oooooo, I do like to make a chicken balti from scratch (ish)

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Olive oil, salt and pepper.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly "

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Maybe I should have specified.... "gusset slug plug"

It was a simple question, we don't wanna know about your chicken wings innit Sis

Ohhhhh why you spoil my fun

Only cos I luvs you really, anyway what's your bèst chicken recipe?

Oooooo, I do like to make a chicken balti from scratch (ish)"

Nice one, I batch cook then freeze most of it, I might do a lamb balti tomorrow

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly

Oh that has tickled me!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Paprika and chilli flakes

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly

Oh that has tickled me! "

And the fact it's tickled you has tickled me

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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How silly can a chicken thread get ffs

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"How silly can a chicken thread get ffs

This silly

https://youtu.be/pWZKuuFli2o

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"How silly can a chicken thread get ffs

You started it

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Shmerdy Ferdy vergy vergy boop boop.

First you get your Chicky

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

https://youtu.be/Adfipy3lp9o

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's lucky you didn't ask about cooking your goose.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Paprika and chilli flakes

Nice one matey, will try that next time

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Paprika and chilli flakes

Nice one matey, will try that next time

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"How silly can a chicken thread get ffs

You started it

Don't you start young lady, or I'll get you to sling a couple of prawns on the barbie

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"How silly can a chicken thread get ffs

You started it

Don't you start young lady, or I'll get you to sling a couple of prawns on the barbie

Shrimp

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"How silly can a chicken thread get ffs

You started it

Don't you start young lady, or I'll get you to sling a couple of prawns on the barbie

Shrimp

How would you know, I don't show it to everybody you know

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Ma chicken was very nice actually, I've still got some left if anyone wants any

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"How silly can a chicken thread get ffs

You started it

Don't you start young lady, or I'll get you to sling a couple of prawns on the barbie

Shrimp

How would you know, I don't show it to everybody you know

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"Olive oil, salt and pepper. "

And a liberal coating of spicy mango chutney.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Olive oil, salt and pepper.

And a liberal coating of spicy mango chutney."

Oh yeah Polly, that sounds nice, I've got loads of spices, sauces and chutneys in ma cupboards/fridge. Shame I've got nobody to share it with though...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with? "

Blue waffle.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

Blue waffle."

That's so yesterday

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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I'm gonna have a Chicken salad with baby potatoes later, ya can't beat a bit of Chicken

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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So nobody wants any Chicken then?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"So nobody wants any Chicken then?

My appetite has legged it today Alice

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"So nobody wants any Chicken then?

My appetite has legged it today Alice "

I'm sorry to hear about that Missus

I hope that you are not in a fowl mood

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"So nobody wants any Chicken then?

My appetite has legged it today Alice

I'm sorry to hear about that Missus

I hope that you are not in a fowl mood

Ba-dum-tush

I'm sad today Ace. Really rather sad.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"So nobody wants any Chicken then?

My appetite has legged it today Alice

I'm sorry to hear about that Missus

I hope that you are not in a fowl mood

Ba-dum-tush

I'm sad today Ace. Really rather sad."

Big (((Hugs))) to you today then xxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Done my chilli and paprika chicken tonight... served with Bombay potatoes

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"So nobody wants any Chicken then?

My appetite has legged it today Alice

I'm sorry to hear about that Missus

I hope that you are not in a fowl mood

Ba-dum-tush

I'm sad today Ace. Really rather sad."
hugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a chicken with a lettuce on its beak?

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"What do you call a chicken with a lettuce on its beak? "

Where's Nowhereman when you need him?

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Done my chilli and paprika chicken tonight... served with Bombay potatoes

That sounds absolutely delightful

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"What do you call a chicken with a lettuce on its beak? "

Ceasar

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Sweet smoked paprika, Habanero and Smoked salt.

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By *ed_Rocket.Man over a year ago

Near by

"I'm just gonna sling a Tesco yellow stickered ònè in ma òven, what would you spice it with?

My minge jelly "

Salty and sweet perfect combo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you call a chicken with a lettuce on its beak?

Ceasar "

Chicken sees a salad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bin it, if you’ve got yellow jelly in it’s ruined!

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Sweet smoked paprika, Habanero and Smoked salt."

Smoked salt? What's that all about?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Sweet smoked paprika, Habanero and Smoked salt.

Smoked salt? What's that all about?

I thought it was just me that was in the dark

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Bin it, if you’ve got yellow jelly in it’s ruined! "

Cook it, then let the juices run free, that's why I've got a a stabby fork and a proper carving knife

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Sweet smoked paprika, Habanero and Smoked salt.

Smoked salt? What's that all about?

I thought it was just me that was in the dark "

It's for when you want something to be salty and smokey but can't actually salt and smoke it.

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