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over a year ago
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"It's a big part of it but humour can only take you so far. One of best mates makes me laugh so hard it's ridiculous, doesn't mean I want to bed them. "
Well you just popped my bubble  |
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"It's a big part of it but humour can only take you so far. One of best mates makes me laugh so hard it's ridiculous, doesn't mean I want to bed them.
Well you just popped my bubble "
Erm think we actually have quite serious conversations too. For me it's all about balance. Stop being so melodramatic you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's a big part of it but humour can only take you so far. One of best mates makes me laugh so hard it's ridiculous, doesn't mean I want to bed them.
Well you just popped my bubble
Erm think we actually have quite serious conversations too. For me it's all about balance. Stop being so melodramatic you "
 you wouldnt have me any other way  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Funny is important but come on, you ain’t going to jump into bed with a comedian if there’s nothing physical going on. "
Have you never people watched and said "how the hell did he pull her?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep.
I laugh so hard I fart. Knocks them out cold and I caveman lunge em bedward.
i bet you get all the boys PP
It's a fucking skill "
Amongst many im sure! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I did once. And she pinned me against the lift in a hotel in Milton Keynes.
I'd better not tell the rest. God I'm in trouble now  "
Milton keynes not just all roundabouts then |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"i once laughed so hard I fell out of the bed  
Was it when i sent you that dick picture when i put a snowball on the end of it? "
 I would remember that nope but I had a butt plug in at the time luckily I only ended up with two bruised knees |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i once laughed so hard I fell out of the bed
Was it when i sent you that dick picture when i put a snowball on the end of it?
I would remember that nope but I had a butt plug in at the time luckily I only ended up with two bruised knees "
Well im glad you didnt end up in A&E thats for sure, the x-ray would of been interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny is important but come on, you ain’t going to jump into bed with a comedian if there’s nothing physical going on.
Have you never people watched and said "how the hell did he pull her?""
I have seen average and fit but I’ve never seen pig ugly and fit. Maybe different people have different qualities they want. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe that’s why I am single lol |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"i once laughed so hard I fell out of the bed
Was it when i sent you that dick picture when i put a snowball on the end of it?
I would remember that nope but I had a butt plug in at the time luckily I only ended up with two bruised knees
Well im glad you didnt end up in A&E thats for sure, the x-ray would of been interesting "
It was a tail one the vet might have been a better option  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i once laughed so hard I fell out of the bed
Was it when i sent you that dick picture when i put a snowball on the end of it?
I would remember that nope but I had a butt plug in at the time luckily I only ended up with two bruised knees
Well im glad you didnt end up in A&E thats for sure, the x-ray would of been interesting
It was a tail one the vet might have been a better option "
Least it would of softened the landing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Definitely... personality is a huge part of it . And a guy who can make you laugh along with that a winning combo!! "
Do you like funny british guys? There seems lot on here |
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"Definitely... personality is a huge part of it . And a guy who can make you laugh along with that a winning combo!!
Do you like funny british guys? There seems lot on here "
Indeed there are !! And they sure make me laugh and smile !!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't be laughed into bed. I need to have definite physical attraction. But I'm married and not looking for in depth shit. "
Fairs. Your arse is amazing. Id marry you as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did once. And she pinned me against the lift in a hotel in Milton Keynes.
I'd better not tell the rest. God I'm in trouble now
Sorry about that Patrick "
I knew she would turn up.
Bad pennies always do  |
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