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Damn you man "Unlucky. | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeving Jim x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. What an unexpected late night surprise. It's good to see you.  x | |||
"Lol " What are you laughing at?! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D&LBi. Smileyface" Smileyface back atcha lovely x | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?!" Kinky  | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky "Yes, I am jolly amusing  | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D&LBi. Smileyface Smileyface back atcha lovely x" Yeah! x | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
Yes, I am jolly amusing " | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky "She is jolly amusing. | |||
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Damn you man "Its what happens when you have a lull at work  plus superman has super fast reflexs | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
She is jolly amusing." | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
She is jolly amusing.
"Haha. | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
She is jolly amusing.
Haha."People do laugh in my direction quite often | |||
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"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
She is jolly amusing.
Haha.
People do laugh in my direction quite often "Laughing is also a sign that you make people nervous as your too hot x | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
She is jolly amusing.
Haha.
People do laugh in my direction quite often "I'm sure they don't. | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
She is jolly amusing.
Haha.
People do laugh in my direction quite often
I'm sure they don't."Hopefully only for good reasons, like my skirt flying up when I'm whizzing about | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
She is jolly amusing.
Haha.
People do laugh in my direction quite often
Laughing is also a sign that you make people nervous as your too hot x"What about when I'm too cold? | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
She is jolly amusing.
Haha.
People do laugh in my direction quite often
Laughing is also a sign that you make people nervous as your too hot x
What about when I'm too cold? "Can't let a lady be cold xx big hugs | |||
"Good Eeeevening Jim. Just woke up after a problematical Saturday night shift which left me exhausted. It was a difficult shift, with 3 d*unk guests who disturbed almost every other guest at 3am; it took 8 police officers including a dog handler, to drag them out and off to the cells for the night. Then it was the fall-out and recriminations afterwards, giving my boss a few headaches with complaints galore. I awoke 45 mins ago- I'e lost one of my days off. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, you'd think it would be quiet with everything at the moment. I hope you're feeling better for your sleep. | |||
"Lol What are you laughing at?! Kinky
She is jolly amusing.
Haha.
People do laugh in my direction quite often
I'm sure they don't.
Hopefully only for good reasons, like my skirt flying up when I'm whizzing about " | |||
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"Goodnight campers, it's time for me to inspect the inside of my eyelids "Na night. x | |||
"Good Eeeevening Jim. Just woke up after a problematical Saturday night shift which left me exhausted. It was a difficult shift, with 3 d*unk guests who disturbed almost every other guest at 3am; it took 8 police officers including a dog handler, to drag them out and off to the cells for the night. Then it was the fall-out and recriminations afterwards, giving my boss a few headaches with complaints galore. I awoke 45 mins ago- I'e lost one of my days off. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, you'd think it would be quiet with everything at the moment. I hope you're feeling better for your sleep." They've caused over £600 damage and commercial cleaning bills, which they've paid for. They were from different social "bubbles" so have incurred covid fines. They're in court tomorrow for other offences. We were in the clear, legally, as we didn't serve them any alcohol; they drank from their own considerable supplies. But it was the attitude of some guests who seemed to think we'd planned it deliberately!! Yeah, we'll make your life hell! We'd to keep 2 officers on site to help keep me and my boss safe! Refunds were made to complaining guests, but all of these were billed on the offenders credit cards so we didn't lose out. I'll recall my last week here! | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. Just woke up after a problematical Saturday night shift which left me exhausted. It was a difficult shift, with 3 d*unk guests who disturbed almost every other guest at 3am; it took 8 police officers including a dog handler, to drag them out and off to the cells for the night. Then it was the fall-out and recriminations afterwards, giving my boss a few headaches with complaints galore. I awoke 45 mins ago- I'e lost one of my days off. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, you'd think it would be quiet with everything at the moment. I hope you're feeling better for your sleep. They've caused over £600 damage and commercial cleaning bills, which they've paid for. They were from different social "bubbles" so have incurred covid fines. They're in court tomorrow for other offences. We were in the clear, legally, as we didn't serve them any alcohol; they drank from their own considerable supplies. But it was the attitude of some guests who seemed to think we'd planned it deliberately!! Yeah, we'll make your life hell! We'd to keep 2 officers on site to help keep me and my boss safe! Refunds were made to complaining guests, but all of these were billed on the offenders credit cards so we didn't lose out. I'll recall my last week here!" Some guests thought it had been planned?! The world's gone crazy. | |||
"One hour left! "You're almost at your destination. | |||
Now, unfortunately, listening to an awesome book and don't want to stop! Ffs bad planning ... | |||
"One hour left!
You're almost at your destination."If only it was more fun than my bed  | |||
"Good Eeeevening Jim. Just woke up after a problematical Saturday night shift which left me exhausted. It was a difficult shift, with 3 d*unk guests who disturbed almost every other guest at 3am; it took 8 police officers including a dog handler, to drag them out and off to the cells for the night. Then it was the fall-out and recriminations afterwards, giving my boss a few headaches with complaints galore. I awoke 45 mins ago- I'e lost one of my days off. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, you'd think it would be quiet with everything at the moment. I hope you're feeling better for your sleep. They've caused over £600 damage and commercial cleaning bills, which they've paid for. They were from different social "bubbles" so have incurred covid fines. They're in court tomorrow for other offences. We were in the clear, legally, as we didn't serve them any alcohol; they drank from their own considerable supplies. But it was the attitude of some guests who seemed to think we'd planned it deliberately!! Yeah, we'll make your life hell! We'd to keep 2 officers on site to help keep me and my boss safe! Refunds were made to complaining guests, but all of these were billed on the offenders credit cards so we didn't lose out. I'll recall my last week here! Some guests thought it had been planned?! The world's gone crazy." Sadly, that attitude does exist in some people's minds; they want someone to blame, but if the culprits aren't identified (or around), then hotel personnel become targets! It's how people react. | |||
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"Evening Jim et al. I had a snooze earlier which lasted for hours! Now, unfortunately, listening to an awesome book and don't want to stop! Ffs bad planning ... "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lou. I know all about bad planning. | |||
"One hour left!
You're almost at your destination.
If only it was more fun than my bed "Now I'm thinking about you in bed. | |||
"One hour left!
You're almost at your destination.
If only it was more fun than my bed
Now I'm thinking about you in bed." plenty of space!! | |||
"Good Eeeevening Jim. Just woke up after a problematical Saturday night shift which left me exhausted. It was a difficult shift, with 3 d*unk guests who disturbed almost every other guest at 3am; it took 8 police officers including a dog handler, to drag them out and off to the cells for the night. Then it was the fall-out and recriminations afterwards, giving my boss a few headaches with complaints galore. I awoke 45 mins ago- I'e lost one of my days off. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, you'd think it would be quiet with everything at the moment. I hope you're feeling better for your sleep. They've caused over £600 damage and commercial cleaning bills, which they've paid for. They were from different social "bubbles" so have incurred covid fines. They're in court tomorrow for other offences. We were in the clear, legally, as we didn't serve them any alcohol; they drank from their own considerable supplies. But it was the attitude of some guests who seemed to think we'd planned it deliberately!! Yeah, we'll make your life hell! We'd to keep 2 officers on site to help keep me and my boss safe! Refunds were made to complaining guests, but all of these were billed on the offenders credit cards so we didn't lose out. I'll recall my last week here! Some guests thought it had been planned?! The world's gone crazy. Sadly, that attitude does exist in some people's minds; they want someone to blame, but if the culprits aren't identified (or around), then hotel personnel become targets! It's how people react." Are people more difficult now compared to when you first started in hotels? Or have people stayed the same? | |||
"One hour left!
You're almost at your destination.
If only it was more fun than my bed
Now I'm thinking about you in bed.
plenty of space!!"Room to work with.  | |||
"Alreeeeet Jim, I've just got rid of Omar, he's ma Somalian mate and he can talk bollox for England " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'd like to be a fly on the wall in your building. | |||
"One hour left!
You're almost at your destination.
If only it was more fun than my bed
Now I'm thinking about you in bed.
plenty of space!!
Room to work with. "Just warm it up for me please!! | |||
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"One hour left!
You're almost at your destination.
If only it was more fun than my bed
Now I'm thinking about you in bed.
plenty of space!!
Room to work with.
Just warm it up for me please!! "It's getting in hot in here. | |||
"Morning peeps "Good moooooooooooooooorning, Lorenzo. Happy Monday. Smileyface | |||
"Good Eeeevening Jim. Just woke up after a problematical Saturday night shift which left me exhausted. It was a difficult shift, with 3 d*unk guests who disturbed almost every other guest at 3am; it took 8 police officers including a dog handler, to drag them out and off to the cells for the night. Then it was the fall-out and recriminations afterwards, giving my boss a few headaches with complaints galore. I awoke 45 mins ago- I'e lost one of my days off. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, you'd think it would be quiet with everything at the moment. I hope you're feeling better for your sleep. They've caused over £600 damage and commercial cleaning bills, which they've paid for. They were from different social "bubbles" so have incurred covid fines. They're in court tomorrow for other offences. We were in the clear, legally, as we didn't serve them any alcohol; they drank from their own considerable supplies. But it was the attitude of some guests who seemed to think we'd planned it deliberately!! Yeah, we'll make your life hell! We'd to keep 2 officers on site to help keep me and my boss safe! Refunds were made to complaining guests, but all of these were billed on the offenders credit cards so we didn't lose out. I'll recall my last week here! Some guests thought it had been planned?! The world's gone crazy. Sadly, that attitude does exist in some people's minds; they want someone to blame, but if the culprits aren't identified (or around), then hotel personnel become targets! It's how people react. Are people more difficult now compared to when you first started in hotels? Or have people stayed the same?" Good question! Society has changed since I came into the industry in 1993. It was more genteel then, there was still a "classy" way of behaving. Sure, people drank too much but they recognised authority and were far more easily approachable plus accepting they should comply with requests to behave etc. But nowadays, I find, as do others in the Industry, the older generations are still understanding and usually far less of a problem. But the younger generations can be more aggressive, they know "their rights", are more readily prepared to tell us how to do our jobs (when they don't have a ruddy clue) and are invariably far more concerned with demanding refunds or retribution. They don't realise that Licensees have a raft of legal defences and actions at our disposal, but I still hear on a regular basis when I've advised someone they've had enough to drink and I won't serve them any more alcohol, I get the response, "you're breaching my European Human Rights in stopping me from drinking!" I sigh (inside), but know I'll have to rely on all my verbal but non aggressive physical skills to get the upper hand and defuse the situation. Conflict resolution has changed over the years; nowadays, it's how you handle it verbally, whilst watching someone's body language opposite you! | |||
"Morning peeps
Good moooooooooooooooorning, Lorenzo. Happy Monday. Smileyface"*Fist bump* How are we today? | |||
"One hour left!
You're almost at your destination.
If only it was more fun than my bed
Now I'm thinking about you in bed.
plenty of space!!
Room to work with.
Just warm it up for me please!!
It's getting in hot in here. "Good I like it warm...not long! | |||
"Morning peeps
Good moooooooooooooooorning, Lorenzo. Happy Monday. Smileyface
*Fist bump* How are we today?"Someone’s sounding wayyyyyy too bright and cheery!! | |||
"Alreeeeet Jim, I've just got rid of Omar, he's ma Somalian mate and he can talk bollox for England
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'd like to be a fly on the wall in your building."There's 12 flats in my buìlding, but live on the top floor, flies get escorted out of the window  | |||
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"Morning peeps
Good moooooooooooooooorning, Lorenzo. Happy Monday. Smileyface
*Fist bump* How are we today?
Someone’s sounding wayyyyyy too bright and cheery!! " Just over a week until I'm finally home again... and I'm in the gym | |||
"Morning peeps
Good moooooooooooooooorning, Lorenzo. Happy Monday. Smileyface
*Fist bump* How are we today?"*Fist bump* I'm good, I've enjoyed nocturnalling tonight. And I'm going to make some toast. How are you, dude? | |||
"One hour left!
You're almost at your destination.
If only it was more fun than my bed
Now I'm thinking about you in bed.
plenty of space!!
Room to work with.
Just warm it up for me please!!
It's getting in hot in here.
Good I like it warm...not long! " | |||
"Alreeeeet Jim, I've just got rid of Omar, he's ma Somalian mate and he can talk bollox for England
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'd like to be a fly on the wall in your building.
There's 12 flats in my buìlding, but live on the top floor, flies get escorted out of the window " | |||
"Good morning" Good mooooooooooooooorning, Mininurse. Merry Monday. Smileyface | |||
"Morning peeps
Good moooooooooooooooorning, Lorenzo. Happy Monday. Smileyface
*Fist bump* How are we today?
*Fist bump* I'm good, I've enjoyed nocturnalling tonight. And I'm going to make some toast. How are you, dude?"Been a good night for insomniacs and night shifters then? I'm good thanks, finally in the home stretch and looking forward to getting home | |||
"Morning peeps
Good moooooooooooooooorning, Lorenzo. Happy Monday. Smileyface
*Fist bump* How are we today?
Someone’s sounding wayyyyyy too bright and cheery!!
Just over a week until I'm finally home again... and I'm in the Jim " | |||
"Morning peeps
Good moooooooooooooooorning, Lorenzo. Happy Monday. Smileyface
*Fist bump* How are we today?
*Fist bump* I'm good, I've enjoyed nocturnalling tonight. And I'm going to make some toast. How are you, dude?
Been a good night for insomniacs and night shifters then? I'm good thanks, finally in the home stretch and looking forward to getting home "I guess so. Not long to go now. | |||
"Morning peeps
Good moooooooooooooooorning, Lorenzo. Happy Monday. Smileyface
*Fist bump* How are we today?
Someone’s sounding wayyyyyy too bright and cheery!!
Just over a week until I'm finally home again... and I'm in the gym "Good reason to be happy!! | |||
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"I'll be back." Crap Arnie impersonation ^ | |||
"I'll be back. Crap Arnie impersonation ^" Think he got to the choppa? | |||
"I'll be back. Crap Arnie impersonation ^ Think he got to the choppa? "Hay dude been a while, hows things? You holdimg up alright my friend? | |||
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"I'll be back. Crap Arnie impersonation ^ Think he got to the choppa? "And a loooong sit down wee as well | |||
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"I'll be back. Crap Arnie impersonation ^" And again | |||
"Evening all,cat woke me to let him out,now I'm wide awake "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aphroditeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. | |||
"I'll be back. Crap Arnie impersonation ^ Think he got to the choppa?
And a loooong sit down wee as well "No. But I've had two mugs of tea. There will be an upcoming sit down wee. | |||
"I need sleep "I hope you get off soon. | |||
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"Insomnia strikes again "Ditto | |||
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"Insomnia strikes again "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Knmg. I hope you get off soon. | |||
"Good morning all" Good mooooooooooooooorning, PE. Happy Monday. Smileyface | |||
"My bladder woke me up." Are you going back to sleep, darling? | |||
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"I'm off to bed now, hope your bladder is ok pp "Sleep well. | |||
My little granddaughter has been coughing and now I can't sleep.
Coffee and then I'll try again. | |||
"I'm back up Jim..as erect as you
My little granddaughter has been coughing and now I can't sleep.
Coffee and then I'll try again."
I hope you get off. | |||
"I'm back up Jim..as erect as you
My little granddaughter has been coughing and now I can't sleep.
Coffee and then I'll try again.
I hope you get off."Me too. I start work at 8! I'm here telling myself she's OK, she's prone to coughs this time of year and it's nothing more than that! | |||
"I'll be back. Crap Arnie impersonation ^ Think he got to the choppa?
Hay dude been a while, hows things? You holdimg up alright my friend? "Not bad thanks, creeping closer to getting home so I'm happy Yourself? They're not still making you actually *work* over there are they? | |||
"I'm off to bed now, hope your bladder is ok pp
Sleep well."I'm awake | |||
"I'm off to bed now, hope your bladder is ok pp
Sleep well.
I'm awake "So am I PP | |||
"I'm off to bed now, hope your bladder is ok pp
Sleep well.
I'm awake "I noticed. | |||
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"Hey, Babs. Smileyface" Hello James Happy Monday.
It’s nearly Christmas  | |||
"Hey, Babs. Smileyface Hello James Happy Monday.
It’s nearly Christmas "Only 60 days to go. | |||
"Hey, Babs. Smileyface Hello James Happy Monday.
It’s nearly Christmas
Only 60 days to go. "First pressies wrapped. First set of pretty fairy lights are out | |||
"Hey, Babs. Smileyface Hello James Happy Monday.
It’s nearly Christmas
Only 60 days to go.
First pressies wrapped. First set of pretty fairy lights are out "You're so Christmas. After having a new  emoji this year, I'd like to see a new Christmas emoji. A Christmas tree perhaps. | |||
"Hey, Babs. Smileyface Hello James Happy Monday.
It’s nearly Christmas "Baps! And no it isn't | |||
"Hey, Babs. Smileyface Hello James Happy Monday.
It’s nearly Christmas
Only 60 days to go.
First pressies wrapped. First set of pretty fairy lights are out
You're so Christmas. After having a new emoji this year, I'd like to see a new Christmas emoji. A Christmas tree perhaps."What a great idea! You should pop it in the other forum bit to suggest it. | |||
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"Hey, Babs. Smileyface Hello James Happy Monday.
It’s nearly Christmas
Baps! And no it isn't " | |||
"Hey, Babs. Smileyface Hello James Happy Monday.
It’s nearly Christmas
Only 60 days to go.
First pressies wrapped. First set of pretty fairy lights are out
You're so Christmas. After having a new emoji this year, I'd like to see a new Christmas emoji. A Christmas tree perhaps.
What a great idea! You should pop it in the other forum bit to suggest it. "(Christmas tree) | |||
"I accidentally fell asleep at 9pm. So now I've been wide awake for a couple of hours. I'm actually furious haha " Oh, DublinGirl. | |||
"Hey, Babs. Smileyface Hello James Happy Monday.
It’s nearly Christmas
Baps! And no it isn't "Oh yes it is! (said in best panto voice) | |||
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"Lorenzo, take a look in the feedback forum. "Be right back  | |||
"Lorenzo, take a look in the feedback forum. "A twinkly Christmas tree perhaps? | |||
"Lorenzo, take a look in the feedback forum.
A twinkly Christmas tree perhaps? "You never know. | |||
"Lorenzo, take a look in the feedback forum.
A twinkly Christmas tree perhaps?
You never know."We must be patient for Christmas. My birthday comes first | |||
