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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
You slide your fingers across me first thing in the morning, you play with me before you go to bed, I live in your pants, I am always in the back of your mind and you can’t live without me. What am I? |
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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Phone
phone
When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?
Balloon "
All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?
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"Phone
phone
When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?
Balloon
All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?
"
Lift |
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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Phone
phone
When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?
Balloon
All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?
Lift"
What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants? |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Phone
phone
When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?
Balloon
All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?
"
Elevator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phone
phone
When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?
Balloon
All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?
Lift
What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?"
Voice  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Phone
phone
When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?
Balloon
All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?
Lift
What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?"
Vavavoom |
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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Phone
phone
When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?
Balloon
All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?
Lift
What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?
Voice "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves? |
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"What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?"
Nothing |
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"What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?
Nothing"
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"A man with £200 in his pocket pushes his car to the train station and then says “ I’m bankrupt, I have sold everything I own and now have no money”. What did he spend his last £200 on ? "
If in south east - a one day parking ticket.  |
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