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An Appeal: Would you adopt a Smilodon this Christmas.
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you."
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg |
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg"
 could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it "
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy  |
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy "
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol"
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on.. |
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on.."
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix  |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix "
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on.."
I wouldn't want your two mini Smilodons harassing another smilodon...you'd have to have a plan of careful integration..oh and maybe a very large ball of wool... |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
I wouldn't want your two mini Smilodons harassing another smilodon...you'd have to have a plan of careful integration..oh and maybe a very large ball of wool..."
A sheep? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
I wouldn't want your two mini Smilodons harassing another smilodon...you'd have to have a plan of careful integration..oh and maybe a very large ball of wool...
A sheep?"
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works "
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this "
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now.... |
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now.... "
Main characters would have to be called "Joel Erotic" & "Carmel Ballskin" or would we be looking at some kind of infringement suit?
This could find the insurance for the beast |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now....
Main characters would have to be called "Joel Erotic" & "Carmel Ballskin" or would we be looking at some kind of infringement suit?
This could find the insurance for the beast "
Hahahahaha love it, I can imagine it being the shortest docudrama on Netflix...Joel buys said beast, beast eats Carmel because shes a twat, police take Joel away, RSPCA euthanase the beast, Netflix back off as don't want any involvement in pending lawsuit...kicked off air because everyone is either dead or in prison....I'm thinking in the interest of longevity and our financial interests we should swap out the beast for a squirrel...thoughts? |
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now....
Main characters would have to be called "Joel Erotic" & "Carmel Ballskin" or would we be looking at some kind of infringement suit?
This could find the insurance for the beast
Hahahahaha love it, I can imagine it being the shortest docudrama on Netflix...Joel buys said beast, beast eats Carmel because shes a twat, police take Joel away, RSPCA euthanase the beast, Netflix back off as don't want any involvement in pending lawsuit...kicked off air because everyone is either dead or in prison....I'm thinking in the interest of longevity and our financial interests we should swap out the beast for a squirrel...thoughts?"
couldn't some blue pills or something be crushed into the beasts food.. turns it from fierce to frisky... Takes a real shine to Carmel
I think you're right, from a current conservation point maybe a rarer protected species of squirrel would probably be best |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now....
Main characters would have to be called "Joel Erotic" & "Carmel Ballskin" or would we be looking at some kind of infringement suit?
This could find the insurance for the beast
Hahahahaha love it, I can imagine it being the shortest docudrama on Netflix...Joel buys said beast, beast eats Carmel because shes a twat, police take Joel away, RSPCA euthanase the beast, Netflix back off as don't want any involvement in pending lawsuit...kicked off air because everyone is either dead or in prison....I'm thinking in the interest of longevity and our financial interests we should swap out the beast for a squirrel...thoughts?
couldn't some blue pills or something be crushed into the beasts food.. turns it from fierce to frisky... Takes a real shine to Carmel
I think you're right, from a current conservation point maybe a rarer protected species of squirrel would probably be best "
Right it's a goer...I'm googling the number for Netflix now....I shall be in touch  |
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now....
Main characters would have to be called "Joel Erotic" & "Carmel Ballskin" or would we be looking at some kind of infringement suit?
This could find the insurance for the beast
Hahahahaha love it, I can imagine it being the shortest docudrama on Netflix...Joel buys said beast, beast eats Carmel because shes a twat, police take Joel away, RSPCA euthanase the beast, Netflix back off as don't want any involvement in pending lawsuit...kicked off air because everyone is either dead or in prison....I'm thinking in the interest of longevity and our financial interests we should swap out the beast for a squirrel...thoughts?
couldn't some blue pills or something be crushed into the beasts food.. turns it from fierce to frisky... Takes a real shine to Carmel
I think you're right, from a current conservation point maybe a rarer protected species of squirrel would probably be best
Right it's a goer...I'm googling the number for Netflix now....I shall be in touch "
Brilliant  I think we have derailed the thread enough, sorry OP! From smildon to squirrel & back again.
#adoptasmilodon |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now....
Main characters would have to be called "Joel Erotic" & "Carmel Ballskin" or would we be looking at some kind of infringement suit?
This could find the insurance for the beast
Hahahahaha love it, I can imagine it being the shortest docudrama on Netflix...Joel buys said beast, beast eats Carmel because shes a twat, police take Joel away, RSPCA euthanase the beast, Netflix back off as don't want any involvement in pending lawsuit...kicked off air because everyone is either dead or in prison....I'm thinking in the interest of longevity and our financial interests we should swap out the beast for a squirrel...thoughts?
couldn't some blue pills or something be crushed into the beasts food.. turns it from fierce to frisky... Takes a real shine to Carmel
I think you're right, from a current conservation point maybe a rarer protected species of squirrel would probably be best
Right it's a goer...I'm googling the number for Netflix now....I shall be in touch
Brilliant I think we have derailed the thread enough, sorry OP! From smildon to squirrel & back again.
#adoptasmilodon "
We have helped his cause as I bet Similodon is now trending on Google search
#upthesimilodon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now....
Main characters would have to be called "Joel Erotic" & "Carmel Ballskin" or would we be looking at some kind of infringement suit?
This could find the insurance for the beast
Hahahahaha love it, I can imagine it being the shortest docudrama on Netflix...Joel buys said beast, beast eats Carmel because shes a twat, police take Joel away, RSPCA euthanase the beast, Netflix back off as don't want any involvement in pending lawsuit...kicked off air because everyone is either dead or in prison....I'm thinking in the interest of longevity and our financial interests we should swap out the beast for a squirrel...thoughts?
couldn't some blue pills or something be crushed into the beasts food.. turns it from fierce to frisky... Takes a real shine to Carmel
I think you're right, from a current conservation point maybe a rarer protected species of squirrel would probably be best "
Netflix might accept a vegetarian Smilodon...could that not be a working title...
"My vegetarian Smilodon "!  |
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now....
Main characters would have to be called "Joel Erotic" & "Carmel Ballskin" or would we be looking at some kind of infringement suit?
This could find the insurance for the beast
Hahahahaha love it, I can imagine it being the shortest docudrama on Netflix...Joel buys said beast, beast eats Carmel because shes a twat, police take Joel away, RSPCA euthanase the beast, Netflix back off as don't want any involvement in pending lawsuit...kicked off air because everyone is either dead or in prison....I'm thinking in the interest of longevity and our financial interests we should swap out the beast for a squirrel...thoughts?
couldn't some blue pills or something be crushed into the beasts food.. turns it from fierce to frisky... Takes a real shine to Carmel
I think you're right, from a current conservation point maybe a rarer protected species of squirrel would probably be best
Netflix might accept a vegetarian Smilodon...could that not be a working title...
"My vegetarian Smilodon "! "
It would have to appear to the viewers to be fierce tho. We couldn't have grass in the pen or any veggies growing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be very kind of you...
They could cost you an arm and a leg.
Please remember..a Smilodon is not just for Christmas.. Thank you.
Is this a euphemism or a sabre tooth tiger?
If the latter, no I wouldn't, they cost an arm and a leg
could you imagine trying to find a vet or some training classes for it
Hell it costs a bomb to get my 2 little buggers flea'd and wormed...defo don't want to think about the pet insurance on this bad boy
I reckon you would struggle, the potential liability would make most insurance companies back away lol
I was just thinking you would have to cover it for accidental consumption of other animals...I clearly have to get out more....oh hang on..
Could be an interesting docudrama for Netflix
Let's discuss a collaboration...I feel a money spinner in the works
Good idea, it's not like we have anything better to do is it? there's some positives that have got to come out of this
Jesus I'm actually thinking about it now....
Main characters would have to be called "Joel Erotic" & "Carmel Ballskin" or would we be looking at some kind of infringement suit?
This could find the insurance for the beast
Hahahahaha love it, I can imagine it being the shortest docudrama on Netflix...Joel buys said beast, beast eats Carmel because shes a twat, police take Joel away, RSPCA euthanase the beast, Netflix back off as don't want any involvement in pending lawsuit...kicked off air because everyone is either dead or in prison....I'm thinking in the interest of longevity and our financial interests we should swap out the beast for a squirrel...thoughts?
couldn't some blue pills or something be crushed into the beasts food.. turns it from fierce to frisky... Takes a real shine to Carmel
I think you're right, from a current conservation point maybe a rarer protected species of squirrel would probably be best
Netflix might accept a vegetarian Smilodon...could that not be a working title...
"My vegetarian Smilodon "!
It would have to appear to the viewers to be fierce tho. We couldn't have grass in the pen or any veggies growing "
YOU could poke a stick at it to annoy it..oh and you can buy it's toothbrush..take it with you to Boots...( Christmas,Puss in Boots ...it's all coming together )! |
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