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" , not quite the same queue as the other one but still fun I'm sure
If the queue gets too long feel free to play amongst yourselves  at least you’ll be grouped according to how pretty you are. "
Oh yeah forgot about that, who's in charge of the sorting and who's keeping the order here, the OP in the other thread was quite sure about what order and who went where |
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"Any men here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que"
If I can give, I'll wait for my turn somewhere near the back 3rd  |
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" , not quite the same queue as the other one but still fun I'm sure
If the queue gets too long feel free to play amongst yourselves at least you’ll be grouped according to how pretty you are.
Oh yeah forgot about that, who's in charge of the sorting and who's keeping the order here, the OP in the other thread was quite sure about what order and who went where "
The prettier you are the closer you are to my ring piece  you’ll get a score based on your looks on arrival which will dictate your place in the queue  |
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You pair are either a comic genius or need to consider changing your medication .... bravo you two I can only salute your genius
Oh ... hang on ... a strange feeling of deja vu Has just come over me!! |
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You pair are either a comic genius or need to consider changing your medication .... bravo you two I can only salute your genius
Oh ... hang on ... a strange feeling of deja vu Has just come over me!!"
Well we are always being told we aren’t funny so must be time to change the meds |
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"Yes please but you should know I’m an occasional Morris dancer, although I have been told I’m quite a pretty one and it’s not a necessity when it comes to bumming  "
Take your place in the queue, you can leave your bells on if you wish  |
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"Yes please but you should know I’m an occasional Morris dancer, although I have been told I’m quite a pretty one and it’s not a necessity when it comes to bumming
Take your place in the queue, you can leave your bells on if you wish "
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Oh thank you, I’ll keep them on then if you’re okay with that, I’ll put the inflated pig bladder on a stick down before joining the queue, though, as it might be a kink too far for you. |
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"Yes please but you should know I’m an occasional Morris dancer, although I have been told I’m quite a pretty one and it’s not a necessity when it comes to bumming
Take your place in the queue, you can leave your bells on if you wish .
Oh thank you, I’ll keep them on then if you’re okay with that, I’ll put the inflated pig bladder on a stick down before joining the queue, though, as it might be a kink too far for you."
Thanks for the consideration, we don’t kink shame here but internal organs on a stick don’t do it for me |
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"Yes please but you should know I’m an occasional Morris dancer, although I have been told I’m quite a pretty one and it’s not a necessity when it comes to bumming
Take your place in the queue, you can leave your bells on if you wish .
Oh thank you, I’ll keep them on then if you’re okay with that, I’ll put the inflated pig bladder on a stick down before joining the queue, though, as it might be a kink too far for you.
Thanks for the consideration, we don’t kink shame here but internal organs on a stick don’t do it for me "
I’ll definitely leave it behind then. I’m just thrilled to be a part of it all  |
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"Any men here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que
Damn 
Are you not fancying some anal action then Grumpy?"
Its not that , it's just my ass is more attractive than my face |
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"Any men here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que
Damn
Are you not fancying some anal action then Grumpy?
Its not that , it's just my ass is more attractive than my face "
The prettiness rating is based on a persons most attractive feature, face, ass, forearms, premolars, sense of humour etc. |
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"That wookie fella said hes up for some yesterday
Is he fussy about looks? I’m a munter but he wouldn’t have to look at me dunno hes a wookie ask him"
Topical on anal......but isn't there a place called 'Wookie Hole' near Cheddar Gorge???  |
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"That wookie fella said hes up for some yesterday
Is he fussy about looks? I’m a munter but he wouldn’t have to look at me dunno hes a wookie ask him
Topical on anal......but isn't there a place called 'Wookie Hole' near Cheddar Gorge??? "
We have visited both |
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"Any men here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que
Damn
Are you not fancying some anal action then Grumpy?
Its not that , it's just my ass is more attractive than my face
The prettiness rating is based on a persons most attractive feature, face, ass, forearms, premolars, sense of humour etc. "
Then strap it up baby |
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"I'm up for it .... but be warned I kinda look just like Shrek !! 
Ooooh, I like ogres. In fact one of the sexiest pictures mr ever sent me was titled ‘I want my swamp back’ "
That is awesome... |
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"Ohhh wait that was the other one SO I will just go back over there and get in the back of the line ...
Take a ticket and join our virtual queue, it helps with social distancing "
Lol... great then I will take that ticket and wait in line with you ... within social distancing guidelines of course!! |
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"Any men here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que
Damn
Are you not fancying some anal action then Grumpy?"
I bet all us ladies in the back of the line could change your mind !! |
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"Any men here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que
Damn
Are you not fancying some anal action then Grumpy?
I bet all us ladies in the back of the line could change your mind !! "
What makes you think you’re at the back |
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"Any men here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que
Damn
Are you not fancying some anal action then Grumpy?
I bet all us ladies in the back of the line could change your mind !! "
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"Giving or receiving?
Either, I’m not fussy
Ok I’m in the queue
Where abouts in the queue?
Ticket 36 
Quite close to the front then
I’ll start to warm the big fella up then "
Can you hurry up, I can’t keep this harder any longer |
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"Giving or receiving?
Either, I’m not fussy
Ok I’m in the queue
Where abouts in the queue?
Ticket 36
Quite close to the front then
I’ll start to warm the big fella up then
Can you hurry up, I can’t keep this harder any longer "
I’m in number 22 |
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"Can I have a queue?
You mean you don’t have one already?
How do you feel about sharing? "
No, I want me own queue, and for it to be longer than anyone elses |
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"Any men here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que
Damn
Are you not fancying some anal action then Grumpy?
I bet all us ladies in the back of the line could change your mind !!
What makes you think you’re at the back "
Ohhhh I thought thats where the Shreks were ... but I'm on my way to the front now...because I'm bringing everyone in line
ice-cream! |
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Right ....has everyone got their lube?...have the short guys got boxes to stand on? And did any women who've sneaked into the queue remember their strapons?
All the even numbers get wanking and good and hard....odd numbers ...bend over and brace yourselves....  |
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I see this little nugget resurfaced I was wondering why I had received more profiles views before breakfast than I normally do in a week.
For the sake of closure, the queue unfortunately had to be disbanded as some couldn’t adhere to social distancing guidelines and one poor lad got confused between lube and antibacterial hand gel. |
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