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I stuck 9 creme eggs up my bum.....

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man  over a year ago

Kent

Front page of a newspaper as an Easter special

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Erm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only 9?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How could someone waste creme eggs like that!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a waste of cream eggs

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london

You can now cluck as you walk around like a chicken. Every now and then you can stop and lay an egg. Much fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Were they still in their foil?

Asking for a friend

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Similar to the Guy who shoved a whole bag of peanuts inside his bottom.

He had to go to a&e where the nurse poured warm chocolate into his bum through a funnel.

An hour later they came out a "treat"

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Well cream eggs theses days are so small not like they used to be. The old one's you would only manage 4 or 5 I guess.

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By *ffit101Man  over a year ago

Cork and West Cork


"Were they still in their foil?

Asking for a friend "

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Good luck to the poor sods have to find them during an Easter egg hunt

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

How do you eat yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s bad enough shitting out one sized cream egg never mind shoving 9 up it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Foil on

Or foil off????

T

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is it Easter already

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's one messy creampie xx

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"That's one messy creampie xx"

It's a chocolate fudge pie.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I smiled.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to stick them up an ex’s bum. I made him wear one in to a friends party once, it was so funny as you know it’s going to start melting

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Poor effort.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's one messy creampie xx

It's a chocolate fudge pie. "

But they're creme eggs

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man  over a year ago

Kent


"I used to stick them up an ex’s bum. I made him wear one in to a friends party once, it was so funny as you know it’s going to start melting "

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"That's one messy creampie xx

It's a chocolate fudge pie.

But they're creme eggs "

Yep point taken. But what if they where caramel cream eggs he used.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Front page of a newspaper as an Easter special "

Pics or it didn't happen!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Front page of a newspaper as an Easter special

Pics or it didn't happen!! "

I seconded that

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"How could someone waste creme eggs like that!! "

Oh,I don't know. It's not like they've gone away, you will get them back eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you put them in the freezer first ? They are much more delicious that way !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's one messy creampie xx

It's a chocolate fudge pie.

But they're creme eggs

Yep point taken. But what if they where caramel cream eggs he used. "

That would be a fudge pie!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not diminishing your achievements but when you can fit a duty free sized Toblerone up your bum, that's the time to start threads.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby

Hey this might catch on ..

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Now that’s a rabbit hole I don’t want to discover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would make anal very interesting! Would you come out yellow, white, brown or a mixture?

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man  over a year ago

Kent


"Would make anal very interesting! Would you come out yellow, white, brown or a mixture? "

'How do you eat yours'

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man  over a year ago

Kent


"Not diminishing your achievements but when you can fit a duty free sized Toblerone up your bum, that's the time to start threads. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any carob based sugar free alternatives that I can try?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would make anal very interesting! Would you come out yellow, white, brown or a mixture?

'How do you eat yours'"

Never tried one from the bum before.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Sounds a bit eggstreme

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man  over a year ago

Kent

It was eggstra sprecial

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