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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Today I am feeling ridiculously horny.

I cannot guarantee the safety of any bananas, cucumbers or courgettes in the immediate vicinity.

I may have to avoid the fresh produce aisle in Sainsburys later.

How horny is your horn this morn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horny enough to knock ornaments off shelves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This morn theres not much horn so il go eat some corn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the mood for a really dirty fuck session. You know the type, the one that leaves the whole house stinking of sex and only stops for loo breaks and cake.

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By *umalotagainMan over a year ago

a town called malice

Oh I am at a whole level of horniness that is above all known previously

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I woke up dreaming about someone so yeah that’s me horned for the day

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah it's a bit lacking to be fair,I may go and regrout my bath that thought turns me on more right now.

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

I'm so horny I could smash the granny out if a loaf of uncut bread !!

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine having the horn and having to work!! Its an absolute nightmare. AT least im in the office on my own !!

"Today I am feeling ridiculously horny.

I cannot guarantee the safety of any bananas, cucumbers or courgettes in the immediate vicinity.

I may have to avoid the fresh produce aisle in Sainsburys later.

How horny is your horn this morn?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I woke up dreaming about someone so yeah that’s me horned for the day

Will you stop dreaming about me please

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

I seem to have lost my horniness the past few days but I'm trying to find it again

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feels non existent

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Horny enough to knock ornaments off shelves"

Keep away from the homewears department at M and S

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today I am feeling ridiculously horny.

I cannot guarantee the safety of any bananas, cucumbers or courgettes in the immediate vicinity.

I may have to avoid the fresh produce aisle in Sainsburys later.

How horny is your horn this morn?

My horn is only bad on days ending in a 'y' and tenfold on days when I get to lay in.

Need someone to go shopping with later? I can help you pic out the best fruit and veg hehe

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Honking."

AKA Goose Horn

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm in the mood for a really dirty fuck session. You know the type, the one that leaves the whole house stinking of sex and only stops for loo breaks and cake."

Yes...and I can do without the cake today tbh

Maybe just a handful of Giant Wotsits to keep my strength up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for a really dirty fuck session. You know the type, the one that leaves the whole house stinking of sex and only stops for loo breaks and cake.

Yes...and I can do without the cake today tbh

Maybe just a handful of Giant Wotsits to keep my strength up

May as well half the loo breaks too, if you need a wee just let it out, the sheets will need burning anyway

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

We woke about seven & have only just got up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's non existent this morning.

I just want to snuggle up and have my hair stroked x

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By *RSTCouple over a year ago

S. Northants

The horn is always strong.

Woke up pitching a tent after my dream. Mrs DRST also woke up a little damp

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

Yeah it’s pretty high today! A little bit of hangover horn I think!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely bursting for it today!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Oh I am at a whole level of horniness that is above all known previously "

Mega Horn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not going to lie, I’m on shift and unable to do my rounds as I’ve got the major horn on lol. I’ve sneaked away and tempted to strip my uniform off lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know this feeling , I could cry

(F)

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I woke up dreaming about someone so yeah that’s me horned for the day

Dreams...mmmn...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m stroking my cock now as I perv on here at profiles lol, bloody leaking already ha

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

I am already horny and now started to use a vibrator on my cock when thinking what Minnie will do with a large cucumber at Sainsbury's

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yeah it's a bit lacking to be fair,I may go and regrout my bath that thought turns me on more right now."

Feel free to re-do my hand basin when you've finished

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm so horny I could smash the granny out if a loaf of uncut bread !! "

Now that did make me laugh!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My horn needs quenching badly

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

It's been ridiculous full stop,never mind this morning haha

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Oh wow I'm glad there are plenty that sound as horny as me! it's off the scale right now..... A horny mess my head is lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Building up OP. I may have to do something about it later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello there, well im.home from work and having a little me time

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Imagine having the horn and having to work!! Its an absolute nightmare. AT least im in the office on my own !!

Today I am feeling ridiculously horny.

I cannot guarantee the safety of any bananas, cucumbers or courgettes in the immediate vicinity.

I may have to avoid the fresh produce aisle in Sainsburys later.

How horny is your horn this morn?

Work horn-what the accessible toilets were invented for...so I'm told

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I seem to have lost my horniness the past few days but I'm trying to find it again

Mrs x"

Generally comes and goes in waves.

Mine is at Tsunami warninglevel at the min

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a good few twitches today, thanks to a very lovely friend invitation and a good general perv.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is horn? Haven't felt that one in a long time.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Feels non existent "

I've got your helping today!

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