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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
Seeing as I can't have an actual one, you're all invited.
Dress code naked
Open bar and twister and whatever pops up ladies please take advantage of all erections.
No crisps in the bedrooms because nobody like a sharp crumb up the bum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in by the way, what are your favourite flowers to help spruce the place up?
Tulips.
Tulips it is "
Speaking of which, does anyone want my tu-lips on them?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm in!
Bet your bag is already packed
Hell yes. I have stockings, heels and toys. Don't need anything else do I? 
No not really crops, paddles and cuffs will be provided "
And I've just melted.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy new home private parts 
Ta Sam, you coming then "
Yeah man.
I’m there.
Kitchen DJ if you’ll allow me to 
... although I wouldn’t fuck with the tunes at someone else’s party uninvited.
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Happy new home private parts
Ta Sam, you coming then
Yeah man.
I’m there.
Kitchen DJ if you’ll allow me to
... although I wouldn’t fuck with the tunes at someone else’s party uninvited.
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You can have a go at the music |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made
That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*
Now it's getting perverted  "
Sorry I couldn't help myself  I'll get back in the naughty corner |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made
That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*
Now it's getting perverted
Sorry I couldn't help myself I'll get back in the naughty corner "
I have a better place for you if you fancy abit of spooning  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made
That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*
Now it's getting perverted
Sorry I couldn't help myself I'll get back in the naughty corner
I have a better place for you if you fancy abit of spooning "
Oohh please! It's one of my favourite things to do |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made
That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*
Now it's getting perverted
Sorry I couldn't help myself I'll get back in the naughty corner
I have a better place for you if you fancy abit of spooning
Oohh please! It's one of my favourite things to do "
Oh perfect x |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"If it's an imaginary house warming, please accept my gift of an imaginary bottle of wine and a pot plant
Now which ways the kitchen fir some imaginary beer "
Just look for BustyB by the oven |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"If it's an imaginary house warming, please accept my gift of an imaginary bottle of wine and a pot plant
Now which ways the kitchen fir some imaginary beer
Just look for BustyB by the oven "
See all the best people hang around in the kitchen.
Will I get told off if I keep opening the fridge door with Bustyb stood in front of it |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"If it's an imaginary house warming, please accept my gift of an imaginary bottle of wine and a pot plant
Now which ways the kitchen fir some imaginary beer
Just look for BustyB by the oven
See all the best people hang around in the kitchen.
Will I get told off if I keep opening the fridge door with Bustyb stood in front of it "
Get me a beer |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"If it's an imaginary house warming, please accept my gift of an imaginary bottle of wine and a pot plant
Now which ways the kitchen fir some imaginary beer
Just look for BustyB by the oven
See all the best people hang around in the kitchen.
Will I get told off if I keep opening the fridge door with Bustyb stood in front of it "
Only if it’s one of those annoying fridges that beep when you leave them open for too long |
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