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Please describe your penis

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As a chocolate bar.

I went to school with someone who, a couple of years ago (so he was 21 at the time) made a Facebook post about his ‘double decker’ willy.

So what’s yours? A curly wurly? A ripple?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fun size snickers bar

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Can I have a lion bar penis

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

Daim bar, the more of it in your mouth, the harder it feels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great silly thread queenie lol.

I have to say mine will he a toblerone its tasty can be hard and probably only gets well used at Christmas lol

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Cadbury dairy milk straight from the fridge hard on the outside with a smooth creamy texture that melts in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A snickers, it’s filling and comes with nuts.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Maybe a Lindt Swiss Chocolate bar , something a bit Posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a chocolate bar.

I went to school with someone who, a couple of years ago (so he was 21 at the time) made a Facebook post about his ‘double decker’ willy.

So what’s yours? A curly wurly? A ripple?"

A Moro... because you guessed it once they sample it they just want more .. arf arf

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Moelfre

A bargain basement fredo

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By *ak4uMan over a year ago

chelmsford

Old skool Mars, the ones you got when you were a kid, thick 'n' chunky but not too long....

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"Great silly thread queenie lol.

I have to say mine will he a toblerone its tasty can be hard and probably only gets well used at Christmas lol"

Queenies threads are very informative

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By *ubyRonCouple over a year ago

Lancashire

A white mars bar that was bashed around the bottom of your rucksack for six months.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

American cadburys...

You try it, thinking its gonna be the same good stuff as back home & then you realise it tastes like arse

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"Maybe a Lindt Swiss Chocolate bar , something a bit Posh

I see what you did there

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By *ubyRonCouple over a year ago

Lancashire

"A white mars bar that was bashed around the bottom of your rucksack for six months."

New school mars too, thin and a leaving you wondering where the rest is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a chocolate with a curve in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Great silly thread queenie lol.

I have to say mine will he a toblerone its tasty can be hard and probably only gets well used at Christmas lol

Queenies threads are very informative

Exactly. I’m always educating someone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twix - because one is never enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Great silly thread queenie lol.

I have to say mine will he a toblerone its tasty can be hard and probably only gets well used at Christmas lol

Queenies threads are very informative

Exactly. I’m always educating someone

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your a pro queenie lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Maybe a Lindt Swiss Chocolate bar , something a bit Posh

I see what you did there

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Derby

King size toblerone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Twix - because one is never enough"

How many willies do you have?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll put mine back in the fridge then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twix - because one is never enough

How many willies do you have?"

I have one, but *once* is never enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll put mine back in the fridge then."

Not everyone can reply to everyone

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By *obo999Man over a year ago

Fife

Toblerone. You would struggle to fit it all in your mouth at once

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Toblerone. You would struggle to fit it all in your mouth at once

Nice subtle brag. Almost missed it there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toblerone. You would struggle to fit it all in your mouth at once

If thats how toblerones are made in Scotland, then im heading over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a chocolate bar.

I went to school with someone who, a couple of years ago (so he was 21 at the time) made a Facebook post about his ‘double decker’ willy.

So what’s yours? A curly wurly? A ripple?"

Half a chocolate button.

On a good day.

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By *J56Man over a year ago

ripley

Mine is long and straight can’t think of a chocolate bar lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine is long and straight can’t think of a chocolate bar lol "

A Galaxy ripple. There you go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My husband's would be Caramac , I love it but too much in your mouth at once can leave you feeling sick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a Toblerone lol

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By *ete le MeatMan over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Kit Kat Chunky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5-4-3-2-1.

Very popular 20 or so years ago. Not so much now.

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By *attoodchapMan over a year ago

Swansea

Flake for me....no way can you unwrap it and put it in your mouth without making a mess!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toblerone is proving a popular choice I knew I should have said a freddo lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finger of fudge because it's just enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thick and juicy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Titan. A bit smaller but hits the spot when you just need something.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

My mate shagged a bird once and ended up with gentle warts. He said everytime he did anal afterwards his cock would look like a picnic bar

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By *as4121Man over a year ago

dartford

A Yorkie but ok for girls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My mate shagged a bird once and ended up with gentle warts. He said everytime he did anal afterwards his cock would look like a picnic bar

what a beautiful image

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

A big purple one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walnut whip

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A big purple one"

What chocolate is that huh

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"A big purple one

What chocolate is that huh "

From Quality street.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I say ... your new profile photo is bloody gorgeous

That’s all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marvellous jelly popping candy. Tasty and pops in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Marvellous jelly popping candy. Tasty and pops in your mouth. "

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I say ... your new profile photo is bloody gorgeous

That’s all

God I adore you - thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A big purple one

What chocolate is that huh

From Quality street. "

Jesus Christ

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Derby

Over used under paid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Over used under paid

What

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Marvellous jelly popping candy. Tasty and pops in your mouth.

Chocolate "

It is chocolate

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

Mine is probably a Milky Way bar, short, tasty and satisfying, without ruining your appetite for more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Marvellous jelly popping candy. Tasty and pops in your mouth.

Chocolate

It is chocolate "

Does that mean your penis is bumpy and colourful?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Marvellous jelly popping candy. Tasty and pops in your mouth.

Chocolate

It is chocolate

Does that mean your penis is bumpy and colourful?"

There is the odd bump yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Picnic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dairy Milk.

Plain, nothing special but there's a glass and a half in it

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A bag of Maltesers. Especially is a new Minty ones. Just a good combination

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kit Kat Chunky"

One chunky one better than 4 fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I say ... your new profile photo is bloody gorgeous

That’s all

God I adore you - thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not much to say really its a willy it gets hard it goes floppy it aims piss well and spits in 2 different flavours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yorke always rock hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A bag of Maltesers. Especially is a new Minty ones. Just a good combination

That’s a weird chocolate bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thicker than snickers. Dark and veiny texture, packed with nuts. Full of energy and it satisfies.

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"Can I have a lion bar penis"

How about mars bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine’s definitely fun sized

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

Amazing

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By *iggingMan over a year ago

Oldham

Old and struggling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Average at best

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

It works

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan over a year ago

edinburgh

A boost bar ,,,,,

An old girlfriend of mine loved me using a boost chocolate bar on her first then sticking my cock in her chocolate filled pussy ,,,,,very messy but good fun

We used boosts , mars , curly wurlyand flakes happy memories folks

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By *alty surpriseMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Like a boost bar...tasty and filling

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m very attached to mine

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

He's more than capable of speaking for himself

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By *ausageNmashCouple over a year ago

Andover

Pre cum sensation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Available, sociable

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By *lueWaterMan over a year ago

London

Perfect!

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By *artsomersetMan over a year ago

Taunton

"Perfect!"

Can see what you mean

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