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Describe your Sex Life
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"Men Who Stare at Goats" I laughed way too hard that this | |||
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"Lost...... I know it’s a Tv series but titanic had already gone " I would go for How I met your mother  it’s not true but it tickled me | |||
"Lost...... I know it’s a Tv series but titanic had already gone
I would go for How I met your mother it’s not true but it tickled me "
There would be so many good ones if I actually had a sex life | |||
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"Easy Rider" That’s raised a few eyebrows | |||
"Californication...it's like women keep tripping over and my trousers accidentally drop " | |||
"Easy Rider That’s raised a few eyebrows "Easy as in gentle | |||
"Easy Rider That’s raised a few eyebrows
Easy as in gentle "Ah Riding easy  | |||
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"Mine is, it is all quite on the western front " | |||
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"My sex life is shit Thank god I see a bi couple once in awhile Even that’s going to be a very long time before we meet again " Haven’t seen that movie  | |||
"My sex life is shit Thank god I see a bi couple once in awhile Even that’s going to be a very long time before we meet again Haven’t seen that movie "Being made now lol | |||
"Using a movie title Mine would be Titanic " See no evil hear no evil. | |||
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"My sex life is shit Thank god I see a bi couple once in awhile Even that’s going to be a very long time before we meet again Haven’t seen that movie
Being made now lol
"Ah the research and development stage, I get you | |||
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""Gone with the wind " "Lol that was my choice too xx | |||
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"Earth girls ain't easy " No we aren't!! Good one !! | |||
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"How to be single? Or the land that time forgot "Castaway
Or I could go for from dusk till dawn | |||
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surprised no guy has used this yet  | |||
"BIG surprised no guy has used this yet "It was a contemplation but kids n stuff | |||
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"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs." this has just made me think that you ensure there is a likely hood of dinner after lol | |||
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"Nightmare on elm street" Ouch. Hope the claws aren’t involved | |||
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"The vanishing" If those iron fist shoes aren’t working I can’t help | |||
"The vanishing If those iron fist shoes aren’t working I can’t help "Are you suggesting I use my shoes for sex?  | |||
"The vanishing If those iron fist shoes aren’t working I can’t help
Are you suggesting I use my shoes for sex? "Good god no but I thought they may have attracted a few keen people | |||
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"The vanishing If those iron fist shoes aren’t working I can’t help
Are you suggesting I use my shoes for sex?
Good god no but I thought they may have attracted a few keen people "Phew, I couldn't imagine the heels being exactly comfortable for that purpose | |||
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"Free Willy" | |||
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"Fast and the furious " At least it’s not gone in 60 seconds | |||
"Rocky" Just lying there cry wanking while screaming Adrienne | |||
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"Misery. " Beat me to it | |||
"Misery. " Stolen by a crazed fan and having your ankles broken has no place in anyone’s sex life
Wasn’t allowed to use k**napped | |||
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"Misery. Beat me to it" Reason being I’d have to smash someone’s ankles in with a sledge hammer to get them to stay! | |||
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"Scum "I’d wash that  | |||
"Misery. Beat me to it Reason being I’d have to smash someone’s ankles in with a sledge hammer to get them to stay! " Meh, ankles are overrated | |||
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Up Close & Personal
Deep Impact
Scream
Raging Bull  | |||
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P.S.A This is a joke submission and not in any way indicative of my actual sexual likes and preferences | |||
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"A Few Good Men " | |||
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, for 60 months probably if this continues | |||
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