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over a year ago
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A staffy
Short legs, stocky body, big smiley head, friendly, waggy, playful, look out for those that love me, like my grub, can be a pest, but a lovable one, not to everyones taste, farts quite a bit  |
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I’d be a St Bernard;
I’m big, hairy and sometimes dribble (which I can’t control when in the company of sexy people or delicious food)
Also....when I’m pissed off I could literally kill people (check the film or book Cujo) or when I’m looking to annoy people I’d ruin their house and just cause mischief (check the iconic film Beethoven)  |
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over a year ago
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A Labrador guide dog.
I cycle past a lady with a guide dog sometimes...such a placid dog wanting nothing more than to be helpful and I can't help going past feeling happier knowing he/ she truly is man's best friend..
Any Guide dog trainers are to be admired |
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over a year ago
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Probably like a basset hound or something coz there kinda lazy, not the brightest of the bunch and easily distracted by things that smell nice lol... Plus the whole short and chunky thing we both got happening |
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"As they seem to spend all week at the hairdressers....
an Afghan hound  "
A partner told me once that I reminded him of a afghan hound  apparently it was a compliment as he said they had long hair like me  |
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