If I said you had a

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Beautiful body: Would you hold it against me?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beautiful body: Would you hold it against me? "

Yes.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Beautiful body: Would you hold it against me?

Yes.

Best offer I have had all night

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Errrrrrmmmmmm

By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd ask if you'd been to Specsavers recently and then check what you're drinking....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd ask if you'd been to Specsavers recently and then check what you're drinking....

Brandy with lots of ice, it's the future. Warm but cold and hard.

By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

I wouldn't ever forgive you

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say you need to go to Specsavers

By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd ask if you'd been to Specsavers recently and then check what you're drinking....

Brandy with lots of ice, it's the future. Warm but cold and hard. "

Ah ha! That explains it....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wouldn't ever forgive you

Couldn't live with myself, someone not forgiving me... I would have to try harder