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over a year ago
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Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”.
I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me  "
mightbhave something to do with covid19 and people nit meeting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”.
I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me mightbhave something to do with covid19 and people nit meeting "
Yes. Yes, let’s say it’s that.
Definitely not my face which looks like a slapped arse. Yes. Covid.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just searched for 'throwing a sausage up the m5' and got this as the top result:
'Liz Truss takes up sausage offer at M5 service station' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35559712) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just searched for 'throwing a sausage up the m5' and got this as the top result:
'Liz Truss takes up sausage offer at M5 service station' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35559712)"
I just sprayed my drink of water everywhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just searched for 'throwing a sausage up the m5' and got this as the top result:
'Liz Truss takes up sausage offer at M5 service station' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35559712)
I just sprayed my drink of water everywhere "
Just don't take a sausage up the truss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol"
I prefer throwing a bone into a cave. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”.
I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me "
It could be Worce. You could have had nun at all... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol"
Ummmm
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol"
I've never heard that saying before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I have actually.
LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I have actually.
LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum. "
I never forget your mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I have actually.
LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum.
I never forget your mum."
She does have a big fanny to be fair Jimbo.
You can fit your bed in it if you wanted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I have actually.
LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum.
I never forget your mum.
She does have a big fanny to be fair Jimbo.
You can fit your bed in it if you wanted. "
Cosy. |
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