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Whilst cooking dinner I lost a miniature potato

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and it is really bugging me

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Did you sit on it? Apparently it happens a lot, the potato mysteriously end up on the seat of your kitchen chair, you sit down naked (like we all do

) and hey presto potato strangely disappears and no one can find it until they take that special photo at the hospital

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you sit on it? Apparently it happens a lot, the potato mysteriously end up on the seat of your kitchen chair, you sit down naked (like we all do

) and hey presto potato strangely disappears and no one can find it until they take that special photo at the hospital

I don't have a kitchen chair and I most certainly do not cook dinner naked - I'm not an animal

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Did you sit on it? Apparently it happens a lot, the potato mysteriously end up on the seat of your kitchen chair, you sit down naked (like we all do

) and hey presto potato strangely disappears and no one can find it until they take that special photo at the hospital

I don't have a kitchen chair and I most certainly do not cook dinner naked - I'm not an animal

Well that’s very disappointing

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cooking naked can be fun but be careful cooking sausages

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Cooking naked can be fun but be careful cooking sausages "

And bacon, it spits at your boobs

By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Looking at the title I thought this was going to be a joke from Nowhereman.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looking at the title I thought this was going to be a joke from Nowhereman. "

No, this is just my life

By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"and it is really bugging me

Tut....