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By *ondondiver OP Man over a year ago

ashford

Whats your tips to beat the 2 metre rule.

Tape a dildo to the end of a broom handle

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Bluetooth remote control vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give them a facial from the top of a step ladder. Aim is important here

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Just say it's 2 metres when actually it's like 5 inches max or something.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

If you sneeze or cough really loudly everybody moves away from you

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Simple, if you’re a member of the public keep 2 metres apart. If you’re a celebrity or a sports star don’t worry about it you’re exempt from all the rules

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