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Is there such thing as a bad blowjob?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I definitely think there is, but what are your thoughts on it?
I also am probably certain this works the other way round. Like there is definitely such thing as bad oral in general.
What do you think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes. There's a bad experience of most things. No matter how good these things tend to be.
Sometimes our own expectations can also leave us feeling a bit unsatisfied too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes. There's a bad experience of most things. No matter how good these things tend to be.
Sometimes our own expectations can also leave us feeling a bit unsatisfied too. "
Yeah I think expectations vs reality are definitely something that has a point here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never sucked cock myself so won't criticise someone for performing oral on me.
Surely you need to have done something to know if it's easy or difficult to do.
So for me all BJ are great but I take ages to cum from one which is fine for me and great for a female who loves it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes totally there are loads out there
Some people (only had experience from females) try and suck so hard it's like their trying to pull the chrome off a tow hitch what's that all about 
A good one is always gentle, wet and extra points for shaft strokes and ball cupping 
Mr Furvert x |
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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago
South East |
Yes, I'm sure there would be a thread for being bad at going down on a lady.
When I was younger I was weary of ladi had braces, to many urban myth stories.
The best one I ever had was from an exotic dancer, it was incredible and so now I compare any blow jobs I have with that which is a curse in itself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror! |
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By *ookMan
over a year ago
london |
Yes... I’ve had a partner who had a ‘ clicky jaw’...literally could lock at any time so was like blowjob roulette! And one who sucked like a dys on hoover ( but was surprisingly offputting). |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Yes... I’ve had a partner who had a ‘ clicky jaw’...literally could lock at any time so was like blowjob roulette! And one who sucked like a dys on hoover ( but was surprisingly offputting). "
Ohh no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's often talked about that teeth can make them uncomfortable. Though I recently had a guy say he's had some be uncomfortable because they were too dry "
Perhaps something was making them nervous  |
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"Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror!"
This is so true. Jabby oral is the worst. Also in porn they seem to often stretch the ladies lips out as far as they can. Please no! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad blow jobs.. Sure
Bad breath sex
Bad oral
Bad kisser
Bad hygiene sex
I have never had complaints about my mouth and tongue licking or sucking a cock. |
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"Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror!
This is so true. Jabby oral is the worst. Also in porn they seem to often stretch the ladies lips out as far as they can. Please no! "
Have you seen the Ellie Kemper blow job video? Well worth looking up if not "OOh I'm going to make my mouth sooo dry, it'll be like a dessert for you.." |
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"Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror!
This is so true. Jabby oral is the worst. Also in porn they seem to often stretch the ladies lips out as far as they can. Please no!
Have you seen the Ellie Kemper blow job video? Well worth looking up if not "OOh I'm going to make my mouth sooo dry, it'll be like a dessert for you..""
Omg that's hilarious  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror!
This is so true. Jabby oral is the worst. Also in porn they seem to often stretch the ladies lips out as far as they can. Please no!
Have you seen the Ellie Kemper blow job video? Well worth looking up if not "OOh I'm going to make my mouth sooo dry, it'll be like a dessert for you..""
Like a cake then? |
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Yes. Works for both genders, just because you are in that area and doing roughly the 'right thing' doesn't lead to orgasm. I have never cum from oral, just doesn't get me there and I know so many women who have been slobbered over like the world's most enthusiastic bloodhound but while physiology is mainly the same the way our brains draw interpretation of pleasure is very unique |
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By *ax GoofMan
over a year ago
Leeds, Bouverie Court |
When I was younger i believed the old saying that men give the best blowjobs because they know how they like it.
Now I'm a bit older, I can say that while most of my best head came from men, all the worst head also came from men.
For me, the worst kind of oral is when a guy just seems to be in a big rush to get you off and is going waaaaay to speedy because I always end up climaxing to quickly and sometimes the orgasm is so intense that I dont enjoy it!
Best blowjob for me is always slow and and doesnt forget the balls/taint hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ladies lets be honest we have all had the comments of
'omg thats the best blow job ever'
'you are amazing at sucking cock' etc
but has anyone ever said 'could have done better'
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"I definitely think there is, but what are your thoughts on it?
I also am probably certain this works the other way round. Like there is definitely such thing as bad oral in general.
How about having a girl that thinks its fun to bite ,i mean really bite !!
What do you think?"
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"ladies lets be honest we have all had the comments of
'omg thats the best blow job ever'
'you are amazing at sucking cock' etc
but has anyone ever said 'could have done better'
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There was my bullshitting ex who said I wasn't as good as the ex porn star he'd had a blowjob off but then he also claimed to have once been stuck in a lift with the queen . |
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"Yes deffo some men just dont hit the spot!! X
Yup when they lick all around and not the important bit  "
I was in a long term relationship with my ex, and she didn't like the idea of me giving her oral.
After we split, I was worried I'd be out of practice, so I researched the best techniques as I didn't want to disappoint.
Seems to have gone done well so far |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes deffo some men just dont hit the spot!! X
Yup when they lick all around and not the important bit
Yes! And u guide there head over a bit and they still miss! X"
Oh so this!! Sometimes feel like say FFS it's the bit in the middle |
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