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Side Effects Of Getting Old......
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over a year ago
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Taking 3 days to recover from a drinking session which involved a lot less drink than you used to put away years ago. Not really knowing which part of you hurts the most. And kids saying "wow oh my god you're how old"??? Also remembering loved ones that passed away young but you thought it was ancient but now you're getting closer you realise it was very bloody young & realise how sad it is x |
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"You can't go anywhere without scoping out where the toilets are"
This is me to a tee or pee 
Can’t have the second coffee or else it’ll take double the time to get there, due to the toilet stops we’d have to make on the way  |
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"You can't go anywhere without scoping out where the toilets are
This is me to a tee or pee
Can’t have the second coffee or else it’ll take double the time to get there, due to the toilet stops we’d have to make on the way "
It's terrible isn't it |
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"You can't go anywhere without scoping out where the toilets are
This is me to a tee or pee
Can’t have the second coffee or else it’ll take double the time to get there, due to the toilet stops we’d have to make on the way
It's terrible isn't it "
Even worse when it’s cold, the liquid just goes straight to the bladder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinking police officers are playing 'dress up' for a birthday party "
They all look about 12 
Every TV programme / film I watch now I'm older than the characters- other than Cocoon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Starting to appreciate my parents tunes 
Wait until your kids start appreciating the music from your youth that does make me feel old knowing my 27 year old loves Ultravox and Aha "
They already do .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting my kids to record tv programmes .... I remember my dad asking me to set the video recorder
Unable to read small labels unless I move it further away
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"Taking 3 days to recover from a drinking session which involved a lot less drink than you used to put away years ago. Not really knowing which part of you hurts the most. And kids saying "wow oh my god you're how old"??? Also remembering loved ones that passed away young but you thought it was ancient but now you're getting closer you realise it was very bloody young & realise how sad it is x"
Mine 2 cans of beers limit on a fri or sat night otherwise my hangover is a killer after two . ...still on two cans indoors i ferl crap next day !
If i go out once in blue moon i have to get to a kenab dhop hungry or not or nxt day for three days are a complete write off !! |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"Knowing the government wants you dead to save on pensions, and to grab your house...."
I am winning on both counts at the moment having had 15 years of state pension so far and am still going strong, and to avoid the house grab sold it to my son in law 10 years ago on the condition that I stay there paying a peppercon rent until I die. |
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When the bar is closing and younger friends are all talking about where to get booze for the after party....
You guys have fun, I'm going to go have a green tea and pass out watching reruns of old tv shows |
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"My bones play a funky breakbeat when I get out of bed in the morning.
I know that one oh so well too sadly.
Mr M  "
And don’t get me started on The Grunt.
It’s just sneaks up on you at first, you don’t realise it’s happening.... then, it happens. You realise every time you get up, sit down, bend, over, straighten up..... there it is - “ooooof”.... it just creeps out. The Grunt. |
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So many good ones. This post has made me chuckle.
Someone mentioned making old people noise when you get up, this is so me!
My one to ass is getting to an age when I'm genuinely considering getting a vasectomy |
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"The recovery rate .
Takes longer to recover from a beer , sex and any physical activity ??"
I had a whole days hangover today after 3pints of guinness last night and chinese take away .
Its unvelievable how much drink affects you as you get older |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So many good ones. This post has made me chuckle.
Someone mentioned making old people noise when you get up, this is so me!
My one to ass is getting to an age when I'm genuinely considering getting a vasectomy"
I had mine 18 years ago . No regrets. Go for it. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"You wee when you laugh..not me yet but. I'm not far off 
Damb. And I'm always trying to make you laugh.
I better not do that again.
Of anyone asks Chunks we will go with I squirted "
Woohoo.
I knew i liked you. X |
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