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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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following on from alternative nursery rhymes thread. any rude or naughty limericks??
The was a young man from Kent
who's dick was exceedingly bent.
He sat on a bank having a wank
but instead of coming he went.
there was a young hooker from crewe.
who filled up her pussy with glue.
she said, with a grin
if they pay to get in, they can pay to get out if it too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cocktails cocktails 2 and 6 a glass
if you don't like them
shove them up your
Ass no questions
tell no lies
i saw a policeman pulling down his
Fly's are a nuisance
bee's are worse
This is the end of my dirty little verse
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