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‘Sorry guys, had to bulk delete!’
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are we buying this crap, more like you couldn’t be arsed to reply to 3000 messages lady, just be honest me and the gang can take it. Stay strong dudes, your time will come, you’re so much more than just being bulk deleted into the Fab scrap heap
*Just to clarify this thread is satire, I do not message women first, well there was this one time, but apart from her, I never message first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I honestly can't be bothered with messages anyway, no point deleting them, I won't see who the repeat pests are!"
your fault you snogged me at sx at left me wanting more lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No way! I never bulk delete. The higher the number the better I feel about myself.
I only feel alive when my inbox glows yellow like an unflushed toilet.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dunno what you're on about Mr Jeans
Get your pretty pictures back up so I can focus on them instead of when you speak "
I’m so much more than incredibly well taken photos, I have many hidden qualities that you will only find in my words. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a typing pool to answer mine.
If you get a “Dear John” reply then Sandra from Pool A, Row B typed that 
In other news, the Rainbow emoji has been found on my mobile. Not on my IPad. "
I’m glad to hear about the rainbow emoji, me and the guys can rest easy now, oh thank Sandra for us. |
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Latest message got a stern reply and a block as they seemed to think calling me fat would make me drop my knickers! Also makes me tempted to start a thread asking if I'm fat but that's dangerous territory  |
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"Are we buying this crap, more like you couldn’t be arsed to reply to 3000 messages lady, just be honest me and the gang can take it. Stay strong dudes, your time will come, you’re so much more than just being bulk deleted into the Fab scrap heap
*Just to clarify this thread is satire, I do not message women first, well there was this one time, but apart from her, I never message first."
But why would i message you when your profile is hidden?. Are you shy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we buying this crap, more like you couldn’t be arsed to reply to 3000 messages lady, just be honest me and the gang can take it. Stay strong dudes, your time will come, you’re so much more than just being bulk deleted into the Fab scrap heap
*Just to clarify this thread is satire, I do not message women first, well there was this one time, but apart from her, I never message first.
But why would i message you when your profile is hidden?. Are you shy?"
Im in Devon, you’re in Scotland, so highly doubt you would message anyway and yes I’m incredibly shy, I get embarrassed handing over my Nectar card to the checkout woman in Sainsbury’s. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I reply to messages that don’t bore me to tears. You’re literally competing with Netflix for my attention. Which sounds shitty and it kinda is. But I’m not the best at sustaining conversations over text, so if it gets boring I’m out. Putting the phone down and watching Shitz creek. Hehe! X |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Latest message got a stern reply and a block as they seemed to think calling me fat would make me drop my knickers! Also makes me tempted to start a thread asking if I'm fat but that's dangerous territory "
No need for a thread as I'll tell tou now you aren't fat but they are definitely a douche!!
As a side note.. Lovely photos  |
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"Are we buying this crap, more like you couldn’t be arsed to reply to 3000 messages lady, just be honest me and the gang can take it. Stay strong dudes, your time will come, you’re so much more than just being bulk deleted into the Fab scrap heap
*Just to clarify this thread is satire, I do not message women first, well there was this one time, but apart from her, I never message first.
But why would i message you when your profile is hidden?. Are you shy?
Im in Devon, you’re in Scotland, so highly doubt you would message anyway and yes I’m incredibly shy, I get embarrassed handing over my Nectar card to the checkout woman in Sainsbury’s."
If i want to message someone then i will and do not care where they live. I am a people person and like to chat as Fab to me is not just about sex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we buying this crap, more like you couldn’t be arsed to reply to 3000 messages lady, just be honest me and the gang can take it. Stay strong dudes, your time will come, you’re so much more than just being bulk deleted into the Fab scrap heap
*Just to clarify this thread is satire, I do not message women first, well there was this one time, but apart from her, I never message first.
But why would i message you when your profile is hidden?. Are you shy?
Im in Devon, you’re in Scotland, so highly doubt you would message anyway and yes I’m incredibly shy, I get embarrassed handing over my Nectar card to the checkout woman in Sainsbury’s.
If i want to message someone then i will and do not care where they live. I am a people person and like to chat as Fab to me is not just about sex."
I live in a yurt and sleep in a hammock, would you still message me with this information ? |
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"Are we buying this crap, more like you couldn’t be arsed to reply to 3000 messages lady, just be honest me and the gang can take it. Stay strong dudes, your time will come, you’re so much more than just being bulk deleted into the Fab scrap heap
*Just to clarify this thread is satire, I do not message women first, well there was this one time, but apart from her, I never message first.
But why would i message you when your profile is hidden?. Are you shy?
Im in Devon, you’re in Scotland, so highly doubt you would message anyway and yes I’m incredibly shy, I get embarrassed handing over my Nectar card to the checkout woman in Sainsbury’s.
If i want to message someone then i will and do not care where they live. I am a people person and like to chat as Fab to me is not just about sex.
I live in a yurt and sleep in a hammock, would you still message me with this information ?"
Only if it were a double hammock |
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when I see ‘bulk delete messages’ As a status update - how dam arrogant is that! 
