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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting?

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Dust

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South

Shitloads of Tupperware.

Please take it!!!

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

And bitten by the dogs

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Toaster on the worktop above the fridge unless you take the worktop

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

The ceiling. Please don't take my ceiling

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan  over a year ago

Lincoln

An iron

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An iron "

Whats one of those??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 bottles of Baileys, 2 Bottles of Rum, 1 Kitchen Roll and a Quality Street tub of the daughters vape liquids and stuff

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My paper towels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Biscuit tins and dust, thick thick dust

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan  over a year ago

Lincoln


"An iron

Whats one of those?? "

I haven't the foggiest, apparently it's something people who own clothes use

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman  over a year ago

Club Meets Only

A dozen boxes of cereal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A small sparkly box with tools inside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Plants.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A batman and joker figure and an extension cord wait also a bottle of sunflower oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My recycling bags containing paper and cardboard, and glass/tins.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My keep off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing it’s built in. I think there is a cupboard above that is empty as I can’t reach it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Weed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Protein shakes and supplements

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Cherry blossom and lilac and lily air freshener spray

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crate of crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lamp, two arty candle holders that make lovely shadows. But that's if you get past the ankle biting pooches

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Nerf projectiles that I hid

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Nothing it’s built in. I think there is a cupboard above that is empty as I can’t reach it "

You've got to look, what if a previous owner hid his life savings or bank robbery stash in that cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sonos play 5 you lucky bastard

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Couple of magnets

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

Bread, teabags,eggs and sweets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nerf projectiles that I hid "

Spoil Sport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester

A plant x

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Half of a very large bottle of Chambord, a bottle of Bulgarian wine, a tub of cereal (that the kids just us to have but has probably gone soft) and a box with only god knows what in it

J x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A microwave

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

A unicorn shaped tea pot and my recipe book oh and my spare tissues

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nowt, it's built in

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By *orace99Man  over a year ago

York

Just a whole load of cereals that the kids absolutely love and must have..... So a load of 3/4 full cereal boxes

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

2 boxes of Monster, some Polish energy drinks and some grenade bars

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

Hhhmmm

Usually the goodie shelf!

Enjoy.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The cat bowl, a tub of Swizzles and a few bags of skull shaped lollies and a pumpkin

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Crisps and hair clippers. Weird combination !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An iron, a bottle of Vimto, a bottle of orange squash, 5 eggs and a couple of cool bag blocks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tin foil and cling film, unless I'm feeling particularly kinky and have taken them into the bedroom.

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry

24 pots of instant ramen, vitamins and receipts.

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By *ete1260Man  over a year ago

Evesham


"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

A very, very stale packet of crisps which I can't reach !

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Dust and a piece of cardboard(don't ask)

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By *inateaseWoman  over a year ago

ANTRIM

My toothbrush charger and a chewbacca figure!

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Old mobile phone boxs, you've got to keep them just in case

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By *edGrayCouple  over a year ago

Swindon

Garlic bulbs.

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By *etite_delightWoman  over a year ago

BunnyLand

Nothing! you can help yourself out now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dust

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I have a mitheis wooden bread bin and a manufactum stoneware bread bin in blue glaze. No bread though. I keep spices in one and dried goods like oatcakes in the other.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Tupperwear, tea towels, protein powder and sweet potatoes.

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By *ewsub4dommeMan  over a year ago

thirsk

Two lids and a coaster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Old mobile phone boxs, you've got to keep them just in case "

OMG that’s what we have boxes of phones that we no longer have the phone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fridge magnets lol . Good for spelling things out lol

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Not much at all..I've juwr cleaned and defrosted the freezer.

All you can take is the butter!

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By *enithWoman  over a year ago

closer than you think

Washing powder and fabric conditioner oh and dust!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cookery books... that ive never used

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

I'll leave a spray and wipes for you. Likely to just be dust

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By *otmale5Man  over a year ago

glasgow

Breakfast cereal, crisps and plastic tubs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Empty appliance boxes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About 30 empty vodka bottles

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Old mobile phone boxs, you've got to keep them just in case "

Of course. My garage has TV, laptop and Vacuum cleaner empty boxes too. Even a kettle box and the kettle was only £10.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beer pong cups and balls

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By *espectconsentandfilthMan  over a year ago

Coatbridge

Lord Lucan, three trays and a 4 pack of kitchen roll.

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By *9alMan  over a year ago

Bridgend

a jar of mustard a can of WD40 2 boxes of screws a bog of raw plugs & a chisel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An older digital radio doesn't pic up many stations now

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

An empty Tattinger champagne box, the contents long gone, but was a birthday present a couple of years ago, a wooden basket, and a cardboard sleeve from a pack of meatballs as it has Yorkshire Balls on it. And dust.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Oh on top

There are my granddaughters paintings. She has juat started school and there are loads of them. Sometimes she comes home with 3 a day. I haven't got the heart yet to throw them out!

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Sons motorbike helmet because he he never puts it away!! Would serve him right!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Couple of magnets "

D'ya know what, I totally lied

I saw the magnets on the window ledge whilst walking through the kitchen, so puzzled I looked atop the fridge to see what was there as I must have forgotten I moved the magnets.

Only a stereo a 2 speakers, not even as if they were wearing camo.

Totally forgot I put them there a few months ago. Wouldn't mind but I use the fucking thing every time I clean the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

Arrested

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By *inballs99Man  over a year ago

Blackheath

Bread cooling racks

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By *onkyLemonsCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

A toastie mac_ine and some kitchen roll!

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Wine rack and nespresso pods. Please don’t take then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spice rack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nerf projectiles that I hid "

Snap! A shotgun and a sniper rifle. Too dangerous for the kids , only the adults get to use them bad boys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Overhead built in cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Box's of cereal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A handgun.

Box of ammunition.

and a dildo.

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Pink gin and fruit shoots

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

New unopened lovehoney delivery haha

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Laundry baskets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The freezer......

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

A broken fridge shelf ! I must throw it away it's never gonna get mended lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing, be sorely disappointed here ha ha

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By *urchoicenowCouple  over a year ago

Ashford

Loads and loads of booze

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

flora butter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my cat was up there, supervising baking

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"A handgun.

Box of ammunition.

and a dildo. "

What would you use to 'stick' it to someone first

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

2 boxes of paperwork, some random screws, and ma wok. I need to sort ma cupboards out so that said wok will fit back in

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman  over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

2 bottles of sparkling water

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple  over a year ago

Back of the bins.


"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

A lot of saucepans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

basket with veg in and bread maker

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford

protein powder and a basket of vitamins

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By *ineMan  over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

What's left of Shergar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A box 9f screwdrivers,eggs and a bottle of squash

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

Bags, enjoy forgetting them each time you go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lot of wine, reds, whites, Proseccos and Rosie.. Big ol bottle of Jäger Spiced and three bottles of Goldschlager, I’m probably forgetting some

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By *enuine MikeMan  over a year ago

Guildford

2 bottles of champagne,

A bottle of Black Label

A bottle of Gentleman Jack

I dont drink, so they collect dust on my fridge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Forgot about the Port, so much Port

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

Oat and honey bars and wild Atlantic sea salt chips,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dog stuff. So if you steal anything from there, be aware that my massive German Shepherd will assume you're taking him for walkies...

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

3 bottles of Frixnet rose prosecco!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A lot of wine, reds, whites, Proseccos and Rosie.. Big ol bottle of Jäger Spiced and three bottles of Goldschlager, I’m probably forgetting some

"

Red white in the fridge no!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penang, massaman and red curry paste

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Pink gin and fruit shoots "

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By *bw44DDWoman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

A box of Rekordelig, a slow cooker and 2 bottles of baileys. It’s like the generation game

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

A silver tray too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penang, massaman and red curry paste "

Oh on top, not the top shelf

In that case, some woodchips for the smoker, cling film and one of those fly electrocuting tennis rackets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sous vide mac_ine, stand mixer, food processor and my large stock pot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lot of wine, reds, whites, Proseccos and Rosie.. Big ol bottle of Jäger Spiced and three bottles of Goldschlager, I’m probably forgetting some

Red white in the fridge no!"

On top of the fridge with everything else I don’t drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Under counter fridge and freezer

So it would be anything on the worktops

Please I hate under the counter appliances

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My sous vide mac_ine, stand mixer, food processor and my large stock pot. "

What do you cook in your sous vide?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"2 bottles of champagne,

A bottle of Black Label

A bottle of Gentleman Jack

I dont drink, so they collect dust on my fridge "

We have a winner!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A handgun.

Box of ammunition.

and a dildo. "

Runs away!

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By *P07Man  over a year ago

Sedgley


"A small sparkly box with tools inside"

Just checking is that tools or toys

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By *razy-88Man  over a year ago

belfast

Bottles of rum and vodka

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By *lfacatMan  over a year ago

Cumbria

Rum, coffee mac_ine and a pencil...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 n half litres of damson gin, cooking books & a carrier bag of cooking apples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A kitchen worktop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A handgun.

Box of ammunition.

and a dildo.

Runs away! "

You should. The dildo is a monsta.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My sous vide mac_ine, stand mixer, food processor and my large stock pot.

What do you cook in your sous vide? "

Steaks, chicken, it's a total game changer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Steaks, chicken, it's a total game changer"

I've not long had one, only cooked steaks in it so far. But defo a game changer

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By *ittleAcornMan  over a year ago

visiting the beach

Some interesting collections above.

Mine has: a crash-helmet, a bowl of seeds and gardening stuff, some magnetic letters and a decoy duck...

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By *ovtguyMan  over a year ago

here and there

Dog food

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

Oven gloves

Ice trays

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the beer fridge in the garage you'd be getting a kenwood mixer, bread mac_ine and an iron!!...not a bad haul really!! Lol!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Echo Dot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A very nice lamp shaped like a house with hearts for windows that the light s_ines thorough and a lovely wooden box with 3 drawers

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By *omin8rMan  over a year ago

In A Playspace

You know I know you know what you know by how you know? Lol

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Dinner trays...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

nothing my fridge freezer is integrated

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By *omin8rMan  over a year ago

In A Playspace

And cams

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