My blind grandad

By *rAitch OP Man over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Was feeling lonely after grandma died, so he decided to spend some of his pension on a prostitute.

He was feeling her arse and said to her, "my, you've got a pimply arse".

"They're not pimples", she replied, "that's the price in Braille".

By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Do you have the same grandad as Nowhereman?

By *rAitch OP Man over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Do you have the same grandad as Nowhereman? "

He is my grandad!