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Did Dinosaurs wear pyjamas ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....and were they ticklish?
These are the facts we know-
They went to Marc Bolan concerts.
They invented parks.
They preferred Currys to Comets.
What other facts about dinosaurs do you know
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plastic Dinosaurs are real.
Plastic made from oil
Oil made from fosssils
Fossils were real before they came fossils..at some point
Therefore...
Plastic dinosaurs are real |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Plastic Dinosaurs are real.
Plastic made from oil
Oil made from fosssils
Fossils were real before they came fossils..at some point
Therefore...
Plastic dinosaurs are real"
You'd make a great prime minister  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I often ponder that the reason Tyrannosaurus Rex was grumpy was because he had little arms and an itchy bumhole 
Imagine having little arms and an itchy bumhole, I'd be grumpy too
He would find lots of things hard to do like eat spaghetti or play Tennis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seagulls are genetic descendants of pterodactyls!
Coor! Imagine him swooping down to bombard you for chips! 
Imagine the poop "
Exactly my thinking! That scene in Jurassic park where they all swoop down for people chips is scary! |
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The scene where a sat phone is retrieved from Terrorsaur droppings is misleading, since all dinosaur droppings contained sat phones. The devices, tuned for each species, is how prehistoric creatures found mates |
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The triceratops was the ultimate swinger due to having 3 dildos attached to his/her/other head and was a welcome addition to all partys during the triassic period. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often ponder that the reason Tyrannosaurus Rex was grumpy was because he had little arms and an itchy bumhole
Imagine having little arms and an itchy bumhole, I'd be grumpy too
He would find lots of things hard to do like eat spaghetti or play Tennis "
T. rex be like If your happy and you know it clap your oh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Imagine being a dinosaur, what do you do for a living? Well I’m a dinosaur.. hmm, not a very good career prospect! Have you ever thought of going into politics? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often ponder that the reason Tyrannosaurus Rex was grumpy was because he had little arms and an itchy bumhole
Imagine having little arms and an itchy bumhole, I'd be grumpy too
He would find lots of things hard to do like eat spaghetti or play Tennis T. rex be like If your happy and you know it clap your oh!"
Awww that makes me sad he would find Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes problematic too
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often ponder that the reason Tyrannosaurus Rex was grumpy was because he had little arms and an itchy bumhole
Imagine having little arms and an itchy bumhole, I'd be grumpy too
He would find lots of things hard to do like eat spaghetti or play Tennis T. rex be like If your happy and you know it clap your oh!
Awww that makes me sad he would find Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes problematic too
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And he could never be a fisherman. Just imaging him trying to exaggerate his catch dude it was like this big, mate that’s only like 5 inches |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have dinosaur pyjamas  "
And you all thought I was crazy... here ladies and gentlemen..is a lady who actually has some dinosaur pyjamas.....
proof if proof were needed..I rest my case..I need my nurse..etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seagulls are genetic descendants of pterodactyls!
Coor! Imagine him swooping down to bombard you for chips!
Imagine the poop
Exactly my thinking! That scene in Jurassic park where they all swoop down for people chips is scary!"
I don't know like. I think the seagulls in my town could take on a pterodactyl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I can accurately inform you the last dinosaur went extinct 65 million years and 3 weeks ago precisely ...
(I read about the last one going extinct 3 weeks ago) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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In the age-old question which came first the chicken or the egg -it was the egg .....
as dinosaur eggs were millions of years before chickens..
It is scientifically shown that one dinosaur never said to another dinosaur "why did the chicken cross the road". ... ...
The joke would have to wait 65 million years for Ronnie Corbett. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....and were they ticklish?
These are the facts we know-
They went to Marc Bolan concerts.
They invented parks.
They preferred Currys to Comets.
What other facts about dinosaurs do you know
(we take your answers very seriously)"
Yes they were a roaring success  |
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