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The machines are listening but they’re hard of hearing
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I use the dictaphone mic on my phone when I can’t be arsed to type or don’t know how to spell something, I asked for ‘Cathartic’ and it come back with Star Trek, I asked it for voulevant’s it came back with Volvo Vontz, I dunno who Volvo Vontz is, but that would make a good username on here for someone. I think it’s my Devon lilt, either that or my phones deaf.
So, does your phone understand you ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it the phones fault?
Are you mumbling?
Is your pronunciation shite?
Lu 
It’s pronounce scheisse!
Poor workman blames his tools...  "
You obviously haven’t seen my tool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't give it the chance. Always type and have all autocorrection stuff turned off. The keyboard I use doesn't even have an option for voice input. I like to dumb down my smartphone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't give it the chance. Always type and have all autocorrection stuff turned off. The keyboard I use doesn't even have an option for voice input. I like to dumb down my smartphone."
Same! It's bad enough having to speak to machines on automatic call centres.
Machine: say the appliance you need help with. For example, washer, oven
Me: oven
Machine: offal?
Me: oven
Machine: other?
Me: OVEN
Machine: washer?
Me: ....... OVEN!!
Machine: we will send a repair man for your jet tub on Friday. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't give it the chance. Always type and have all autocorrection stuff turned off. The keyboard I use doesn't even have an option for voice input. I like to dumb down my smartphone.
Same! It's bad enough having to speak to machines on automatic call centres.
Machine: say the appliance you need help with. For example, washer, oven
Me: oven
Machine: offal?
Me: oven
Machine: other?
Me: OVEN
Machine: washer?
Me: ....... OVEN!!
Machine: we will send a repair man for your jet tub on Friday. "
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