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I saw my ex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Standing across the museum hall, I was, too self conscious to say hello. There was too much history between us.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Nowhere Man is back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm here all weekend

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

all this cheese is delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

all this cheese is delicious"

Ah, but why didn'the cheese want sliced? Because it had grater plans

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I need a face palm emoji

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me."

, awful but

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bad experience in Waitrose today I was paying for my avocados when a rather attractive lady on the check said strip face down.

I had no ideas she meant my debit card?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

I got kicked out the disco when ‘come on Eileen started to play’

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

"I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

Me and my mate just spent30 minutes watching blue Peter. We could have resuscitated him, but he’s an arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me and my mate just spent30 minutes watching blue Peter. We could have resuscitated him, but he’s an arsehole."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”

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