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Hickory Dickory dock, 3 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one...and the other two got away with minor injuries.
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Mary had a little lamb, it walked into a pylon, 3,00 volts shot up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.
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Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Bent the bitch over and fucked her again.
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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
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Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes.
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ba ba agneux noir, avez vous de laine?
oui ma cher, oui ma cher, trois sacs plienes.
une pour le maitre, une pour la damme,
et une pour les enfants qui habitent loin.
alors? |
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"ba ba agneux noir, avez vous de laine?
oui ma cher, oui ma cher, trois sacs plienes.
une pour le maitre, une pour la damme,
et une pour les enfants qui habitent loin.
alors?"
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jack n jill went up the hil, to fetch a pail of water.
got no idea what they did up there, but jill now has a baby daughter.
mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
every time that it got out
the sheepdog used to...put it back.
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Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was as white as snow, she took it to cliff edge and let the fucker go.
Mary had a motorbike its seat was back to front and every time she pulled the brake the seat went up her c..t.
Old mother hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone, when she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of her own, hehhhehehehe
In days of old when men were bold and women weren't invented. Men drilled holes in telegraph poles and had to be contented.
Little boy blue on a burning line having a game of cricket, the ball rolled up his trouser leg and stumped his middle wicket.
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Twas on the good shop Venus by Christ you should have seen us. The Figurehead was a maid in bed sucking the captains penis.
The cabin boys name was Tipper a dirty foul mouthed nipper. He stuffed his arse with bits of glass and circumcised the skipper.
Now the First Mates name was Topper my God he had a whopper. Once round his neck then round the deck and up his arse for a stopper. |
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mary had a little watch, she swallowed it one day. She took some castor oil to pass the time away. The castor oil it did not work the time it did not pass....so if you want to know the time just look up at the bell tower. |
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Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
His sooty foot 'e put...
The boy stood on the burning deck, when all but he had fled...
Twat...!! |
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Oooh the grand old Duke of York, the same one from back then,
his men all found the Internet so joined as single men,
now some just wanked on cam
and some fucked Mary's Lamb
but Marys lamb was not a yew but actually a ram!
Oh the grand old Duke was sad, and then became quite mad
cause most were having bareback sex with Sally off of Fab
Now Sally had a glitch
that caused a nasty itch
but Sally never told a soul
the cheeky naughty bitch.
The Lamb he got the blame
(which really was a shame)
10,000 men had rogered him
who never knew his name
Oh the grand old.......
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Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
"What have u got there?"
Said the pieman unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.
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"Oooh the grand old Duke of York, the same one from back then,
his men all found the Internet so joined as single men,
now some just wanked on cam
and some fucked Mary's Lamb
but Marys lamb was not a yew but actually a ram!
Oh the grand old Duke was sad, and then became quite mad
cause most were having bareback sex with Sally off of Fab
Now Sally had a glitch
that caused a nasty itch
but Sally never told a soul
the cheeky naughty bitch.
The Lamb he got the blame
(which really was a shame)
10,000 men had rogered him
who never knew his name
Oh the grand old.......
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