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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

You can be granted any wish you desire, but the person below you in the post can take something away..

Example

I wish I could have amazing legs like a model

Next person says

Yes but feet like a hobbit

Understand?

Ok so I wish my face looked like a 23 year old Debbie Harry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dress sense will be terrible

you’ll never wear clothes to suit your figure or to accentuate your face

I’d wish for breakfast every morning when I woke up, it would just appear, as if by magic.

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By *ewsub4dommeMan over a year ago

thirsk

"Your dress sense will be terrible

you’ll never wear clothes to suit your figure or to accentuate your face

I’d wish for breakfast every morning when I woke up, it would just appear, as if by magic. "

Yes but its just plain porridge

I wish I won the jackpot on the lottery

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

But the money would be in a vault you've forgotten the combination for.

I want my house to be decorated overnight with non smelly paint

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer"

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear."

S as me but as I’ve to take something away I’ll take your sour cream and cheese Pringles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear."

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes.

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear."

But Covid 21 just arounD corner

Wish I was on vacation in the sun

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. "

But they will be a closet cross dresser

Wish I wS on holiday in the sun

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

But you have to spend the whole holiday is just knickers

We wish for a foursome with Holly Willoughby and Jason Statham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But you have to spend the whole holiday is just knickers

We wish for a foursome with Holly Willoughby and Jason Statham"

But Holly's on the blob and Jason's got the flu.

I wish I had perky boobs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"But you have to spend the whole holiday is just knickers

We wish for a foursome with Holly Willoughby and Jason Statham"

Okay but they arrive from their very bad lookie likie company. Jason is 5'2" and bandy. Hollie has Ken Dodd teeth and a padded bra.

I wish for elongated clitoris that pumps up every time someone says hi .....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"But you have to spend the whole holiday is just knickers

We wish for a foursome with Holly Willoughby and Jason Statham

But Holly's on the blob and Jason's got the flu.

I wish I had perky boobs"

Okay but Perky is the name of a pig duo and you have six hairy ones.

I wish I had butt cheeks that you could bounce golf balls off ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes.

But they will be a closet cross dresser

Wish I wS on holiday in the sun "

You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure.

I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes.

But they will be a closet cross dresser

Wish I wS on holiday in the sun

You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure.

I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose. "

However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more.

I wish it could be Christmas every day.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes.

But they will be a closet cross dresser

Wish I wS on holiday in the sun

You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure.

I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose.

However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more.

I wish it could be Christmas every day. "

But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you!

I wish the world was 100% disability accessible.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes.

But they will be a closet cross dresser

Wish I wS on holiday in the sun

You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure.

I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose.

However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more.

I wish it could be Christmas every day.

But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you!

I wish the world was 100% disability accessible."

It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet.

I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes.

But they will be a closet cross dresser

Wish I wS on holiday in the sun

You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure.

I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose.

However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more.

I wish it could be Christmas every day.

But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you!

I wish the world was 100% disability accessible.

It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet.

I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is. "

All the lifts in the world are broken, you've got to take the steps.

I wish brunch would magically appear in ma hotel room right now.

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By *ewsub4dommeMan over a year ago

thirsk

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes.

But they will be a closet cross dresser

Wish I wS on holiday in the sun

You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure.

I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose.

However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more.

I wish it could be Christmas every day.

But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you!

I wish the world was 100% disability accessible.

It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet.

I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is.

All the lifts in the world are broken, you've got to take the steps.

I wish brunch would magically appear in ma hotel room right now."

Yes but you're locked out

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes.

But they will be a closet cross dresser

Wish I wS on holiday in the sun

You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure.

I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose.

However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more.

I wish it could be Christmas every day.

But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you!

I wish the world was 100% disability accessible.

It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet.

I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is.

All the lifts in the world are broken, you've got to take the steps.

I wish brunch would magically appear in ma hotel room right now.

Yes but you're locked out"

But it’s vegan brunch

Wish I had a pint of Weston’s vintage

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By *ewsub4dommeMan over a year ago

thirsk

"But the only colour available is vibrant pink..

I wish weekends were longer

But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family.

We wish Covid would disappear.

But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes.

But they will be a closet cross dresser

Wish I wS on holiday in the sun

You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure.

I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose.

However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more.

I wish it could be Christmas every day.

But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you!

I wish the world was 100% disability accessible.

It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet.

I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is.

All the lifts in the world are broken, you've got to take the steps.

I wish brunch would magically appear in ma hotel room right now.

Yes but you're locked out

But it’s vegan brunch

Wish I had a pint of Weston’s vintage"

Granted but its poisoned

I wish I was taller

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are taller but are cursed with hitting your head on every low beam and door frame around.

I wish I had more energy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are taller but are cursed with hitting your head on every low beam and door frame around.

I wish I had more energy. "

You had more energy but could never sleep or rest

I wish I didn't have to go to work but still got paid

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"You are taller but are cursed with hitting your head on every low beam and door frame around.

I wish I had more energy.

You had more energy but could never sleep or rest

I wish I didn't have to go to work but still got paid "

Granted, you get paid 1p a day

I wish I could find the love of my life that is a woman

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Granted, but you have to undergo a sex change first!!!

Wish I could dance on strictly ooh the sequins xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's only one thing I would wish for... and you can take whatever you want away

I had someone very special tonme taken away 3 years ago, I would give everything I have to have her back with me

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"There's only one thing I would wish for... and you can take whatever you want away

I had someone very special tonme taken away 3 years ago, I would give everything I have to have her back with me

Enough said I feel for you,

Still want to dance on strictly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's only one thing I would wish for... and you can take whatever you want away

I had someone very special tonme taken away 3 years ago, I would give everything I have to have her back with me

Enough said I feel for you,

Still want to dance on strictly "

You can dance on strictly, but there are strictly no sequins allowed!

I wish I had a giant bath with a hot drinks machine and snack bar next to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bath is always full of I e cubes and the d*unk machine only serves warm Guiness.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bath is always full of I e cubes and the d*unk machine only serves warm Guiness.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.

You can, but you always arrive upside down.

I wish I could sing.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

But you sing in a high pitched squeaky voice.

We wish we could have a week on holiday in the sun

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"But you sing in a high pitched squeaky voice.

We wish we could have a week on holiday in the sun

But the pool, beach, bars and all entertainment/hospitality is closed due to Covid restrictions.

I wish I could take all my annual leave.

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

I wish I could take all my annual leave

You can have your leave but you have to spend it with the person below

I wish a could fly

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