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"Nando's hot sauce. Not the extra hot though. I'm not a psycho. " nice | |||
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"Usually my tears of loniless "resourceful | |||
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"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after" noooooo | |||
"Special stuff its made out of the sweat of a fat birds ass crack mixed with olive oil its class stuff. "how do you get this stuff? | |||
"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after noooooo" No? | |||
"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after noooooo No?" that made me gag  | |||
"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after noooooo No? that made me gag "Ok  | |||
"Special stuff its made out of the sweat of a fat birds ass crack mixed with olive oil its class stuff.
how do you get this stuff?"Squeegee? | |||
"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after noooooo No? that made me gag
Ok "Or margarine if I'm on a diet | |||
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"Usually my tears of loniless
resourceful "Yeah well, needs must and all that | |||
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"A fleshlight and spit " Does it have arms and legs? | |||
"A fleshlight and spit Does it have arms and legs?" Yes, and tits  | |||
"A fleshlight and spit Does it have arms and legs? Yes, and tits "nice | |||
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"Hendersons relish goes well with everything lol" Ffs | |||
"Hendersons relish goes well with everything lol Ffs "Hahaha it had to be done gotta be the hendos lol | |||
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"Unless you're cut, you don't need to use lube " What if you suffer from phimosis? | |||
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"What kinda lube do you use to wank? Or lotion? What do ya use Tell us" What do you use ..........? | |||
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"Crunchy peanut butter" Kinky | |||
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"What kinda lube do you use to wank? Or lotion? What do ya use Tell us" My own tears. Thanks for caring. x | |||
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"Special stuff its made out of the sweat of a fat birds ass crack mixed with olive oil its class stuff.
how do you get this stuff?"Scoops it up of the plastic seats in Macdonald's | |||
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"Good old fashioned engine oil ! Good way to re use and recycle after servicing the car. waste not want not !" I've got gallons of engine oil wondering what to do with it ! How very enterprising ! | |||
"Special stuff its made out of the sweat of a fat birds ass crack mixed with olive oil its class stuff.
how do you get this stuff? Ah I was wondering this I'm going to try a McDonald's breakfast then !
Scoops it up of the plastic seats in Macdonald's " | |||
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"What kinda lube do you use to wank? Or lotion? What do ya use Tell us" Spit babe | |||
"Salt, preferably with the slug still withering away in it..." Oh | |||
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"By hand dry, if using milking machine spunk lube or a water base lube. " Nice | |||
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"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after" Butter has form for sex, as Marlon Brando fans know. | |||
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"I'm busy working right now but invite me to something like this later on and I will chat. X" What | |||
"Deep heat and Vicks vapo rub "The perfect combo | |||
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"A fleshlight and spit " I'm imagining a scene like how they milk the venom out of snakes | |||
"A fleshlight and spit I'm imagining a scene like how they milk the venom out of snakes" Nooooo | |||
"Deep heat and Vicks vapo rub
The perfect combo "The cooling, soothing sensation of Vicks really compliments the hot burning sensation of deep heat. | |||
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"How is the thread going? Ready to go exclusive? " What | |||
"I use tears from the last woman that sucked me off...from crying because I am not with her. "That’s...totally not creepy | |||
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"I use tears from the last woman that sucked me off...from crying because I am not with her.
That’s...totally not creepy "I register 11/10 on the weirdo meter | |||
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"Usually my tears of loniless "Renewable, thinking of the environment. I like it | |||
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"All the lube slopping about explains the Fab "death grip" pictures. Only way to keep the bugger still for the photograph. "It all makes sense now! | |||
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"Salt, preferably with the slug still withering away in it... Oh" I can only apologise | |||
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"I wear a rubber glove, it feels like some one else" Does it feel like a woman, cause they use rubber gloves in the kitchen when doing the dishes? | |||
"Dont use lube every time. But when I do Bio Oil is great " Is that to avoid getting stretch marks on your dick? | |||
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