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Your one and only non-negotiable
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lies and dishonesty from people who knock off 10-15 years off their age to people who say what they expect people them to say when they really have other views. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They absolutely must be good looking. Facial attractiveness is the one thing that is never negotiable. Height, hair colour, eye colour, all that stuff could be anything but they must be attractive. |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
Teeth...bad teeth/missing front teeth are just an absolute nope!
Moustaches 
Estranged Fathers who moan they are paying too much child maintenance to their exes...fuck off you absolute knob, they are your flesh and blood and you helped make them so be a man and take some responsibility!
I need a lay down now! |
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Style
Hamdling
Performance
Lets face it, if I don't think I will look good in her then there is no point. The older I get, the harder that is to find. I look rediculous in a sleek little drop top, and lost in a big old dirt wrangler. I'm no tyre kicker, I will only turn up if I intend to put her through her paces. I need to be able to throw her around with confidence she will give me good feedback so I can throw her into the next curve that bit harder. If she can't handle going around and around, pumping out the laps then she needs a more pedestrian pilot. Lastly she needs to be able to perform when I put my foot down. I expect results and second is first last place. I want her to give me everything until I have drained her tank completely. That's a good gurl. No shopping trolleys, gas guzzlers, hairdryers, Chelsea tractors, fam taxis and bad wrappers. I'm just in it fer da pops n bangs. Boi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has to be respectful and articulate.
Have met some who couldn't even comprehend proper sentence or initiate any interesting topics .
Some don't allow their wives to talk.
Good communication stimulates mind and body . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Style
Hamdling
Performance
Lets face it, if I don't think I will look good in her then there is no point. The older I get, the harder that is to find. I look rediculous in a sleek little drop top, and lost in a big old dirt wrangler. I'm no tyre kicker, I will only turn up if I intend to put her through her paces. I need to be able to throw her around with confidence she will give me good feedback so I can throw her into the next curve that bit harder. If she can't handle going around and around, pumping out the laps then she needs a more pedestrian pilot. Lastly she needs to be able to perform when I put my foot down. I expect results and second is first last place. I want her to give me everything until I have drained her tank completely. That's a good gurl. No shopping trolleys, gas guzzlers, hairdryers, Chelsea tractors, fam taxis and bad wrappers. I'm just in it fer da pops n bangs. Boi. "
I had a good chuckle reading this, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Assuming there is some mutual attraction, they must have a naughty twinkle in their eyes, one that clearly lets me know that they are also “feeling it”!"
This too |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
Thanks everybody who contributed and made me chuckle... I realised I actually have more than one myself.... and my new list includes the "need for enthusiasm" (funny!) as well as "preparedness for a good sniffing" (hysterical) and a few others.  |
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By *omin8rMan
over a year ago
In A Playspace |
"Oh lord. No idea. It could be anything. Racism and homophobia would be absolutes. But that’s two. Can I have more than 1?
V x "
LOL I love to play chess too but depends on how many chips on the board, some of the pieces can only move limited spaces, and have to watch the other players around. Don't want too much attention on how the game is played. Too much shady play can be easily recognisable. And don't want to bring too much attention to observers lol |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
"Oh lord. No idea. It could be anything. Racism and homophobia would be absolutes. But that’s two. Can I have more than 1?
V x
LOL I love to play chess too but depends on how many chips on the board, some of the pieces can only move limited spaces, and have to watch the other players around. Don't want too much attention on how the game is played. Too much shady play can be easily recognisable. And don't want to bring too much attention to observers lol"
I say what now?
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Poor personal hygiene and too much hair down below, of I'm a bloke and I can keep it clean down there, then what's your excuse is what I say oh and bad teeth is a turn off as well.
I had a meet where a lady showed up with both those issues and I politely cut it short and never met up with her again (I didn't like the fact I cut it short etc but yea) |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
"Poor personal hygiene and too much hair down below, of I'm a bloke and I can keep it clean down there, then what's your excuse is what I say oh and bad teeth is a turn off as well.
I had a meet where a lady showed up with both those issues and I politely cut it short and never met up with her again (I didn't like the fact I cut it short etc but yea) "
Not dissing your choices, they’re yours to have. But ...... hair does not mean unclean. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poor personal hygiene and too much hair down below, of I'm a bloke and I can keep it clean down there, then what's your excuse is what I say oh and bad teeth is a turn off as well.
I had a meet where a lady showed up with both those issues and I politely cut it short and never met up with her again (I didn't like the fact I cut it short etc but yea)
Not dissing your choices, they’re yours to have. But ...... hair does not mean unclean.
V x "
Never said it was, just saying I don't like to see it personally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I can see I have been too restrictive here, sorry - what would be your top 3 dealbreakers then... if one is not enough "
ok so lack of humour failed
No message chemistry is a fail
Sot being specifically what i want almost down to dna is a fail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will intentionally breed/impregnate a woman. I've got some pretty far-out there kinks, but that's a special breed of fucked up in my book (no pun intended). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow that was a typo. I will NOT intentionally.
Freudian slip?  "
Hahahah, more like my brain moving on to the next sentence before I've fully finished typing the current one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow that was a typo. I will NOT intentionally.
Freudian slip?
Freudian slip - where you say one thing and mean your mother."
I'll have to remember to use that one  |
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