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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

....

I would only give you the time of day if my name was Big Ben

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"....

I would only give you the time of day if my name was Big Ben

Thanks.

Have you got nothing better to do?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"....

I would only give you the time of day if my name was Big Ben

Thanks.

Have you got nothing better to do?"

Nope.. not a thing...

Its not that I don't like you... but if you were on fire and I had water.... I'd drink it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....

I would only give you the time of day if my name was Big Ben

Thanks.

Have you got nothing better to do?

Nope.. not a thing...

Its not that I don't like you... but if you were on fire and I had water.... I'd drink it

I live my entire life on this site

so smoking hot will do me,

Dont think I wont ignore you though

(I'm not very good at this this sorry)

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"....

I would only give you the time of day if my name was Big Ben

Thanks.

Have you got nothing better to do?

Nope.. not a thing...

Its not that I don't like you... but if you were on fire and I had water.... I'd drink it

Ouch

May the one below experience direct steam from a kettle straight up the rectum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

Just because some moist bint gives u as word doesn't make u the king!!!

And the one below is a stinking dirty festering mare that brings bile to my gullet every time they posy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh btw u know me as Abbieboobs lol

forgot I was on this profile and u have never seen it before! Hello forum items! Xxx

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Aw, shucks....that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

you should take your head out your arse sunlight is good for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you are the perfect reason why your mum should have swallowed

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you were the last person alive, I would dump you at the alter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Just because some moist bint gives u as word doesn't make u the king!!!

And the one below is a stinking dirty festering mare that brings bile to my gullet every time they posy!

"
We came for a battle of witts but see your unarmed.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

It's not that I hate you... its just that if I was locked in a room with you, Adolf Hitler, and Osama bin Laden and they gave me a gun with only two bullets in it... I'd shoot you.

Twice.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

So, just how many royalties did you receive from "The Elephant Man"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God must love idiots he made you!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

So, just how many royalties did you receive from "The Elephant Man"?"

Welcome back Mush x

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

So, just how many royalties did you receive from "The Elephant Man"?

Welcome back Mush x

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own

I try to keep it with me

Can you hurry up and go back home.. Your village is really missing its idiot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

u smell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got a face like a cancelled coffee morning!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't mind that you are talking as long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*checks profile pics*

*reaches for two bottles of bleach*

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"*checks profile pics*

*reaches for two bottles of bleach*

ha ha, you forgot the wire brush.

C'mon you lazy arsed loafer, it's been quiet now for a few minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How can you be that ugly with only one head?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*checks profile pics*

*reaches for two bottles of bleach*

Ya got a good eye...

The one below is the living proof of the desirability of the constant use of the contraceptive in the home...

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

What you're lacking in intelligence, you more than make up for in stupidity

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It beggars belief that you beat a million other sperm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*checks profile pics*

*reaches for two bottles of bleach*

I've just gone and abused myself publicly

The one below would have felt privileged

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

You wouldn't know shit if you sat in it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hahaha

The person below is so ugly that even the cockroaches decided to fuck off home and have a party to bless how lucky they were to avoid this scum sucking mutant. xxxx

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"hahaha

The person below is so ugly that even the cockroaches decided to fuck off home and have a party to bless how lucky they were to avoid this scum sucking mutant. xxxx

Thanks

You've got a face like a horse in a huff...

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I used to be pro-life till I met the poster below

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you still breathing?

Shame!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit....lol

I am still waiting for that coffee

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

When I look at the poster below, I think a million years of human evolution was such a waste.....

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone with no ammunition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you on day release or have you escaped ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i wud,nt ride you into battle lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have fucked you many times whats your name ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you've got a face like a nail bomb Sniffer dog..

crawl back under that stone would ya? you're making me heave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Just because some moist bint gives u as word doesn't make u the king!!!"

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

You're as thick as manure! And only half as useful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck off back to the sewage farm they're missing a bag of shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your penmanship is atrocious, and you dress in the manner of a male prostitute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're so fat, your iPad was an iPhone until you sat on it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck off back to the sewage farm they're missing a bag of shit!"

hahaha love this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So you put the cunt in Scunthorpe!

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By *tensonSwingersCouple over a year ago

Stenson Fields

If wit was shit, you'd be constipated!

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By *aulEverhardMan over a year ago

liverpool

You was definitely a wank until your mum got in the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol

your red scarf matches your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm D*unk and they are still ugly........think how awfull they will look when I am sober..........Bad enough so that if they gave me poison, I would drink it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/07/12 00:36:59]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooooo, I say, which item did you remove? mmmmmmmmmm?

Fuck till they drop!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooo, I say, which item did you remove? mmmmmmmmmm?

Fuck till they drop!"
Coppied a private reply in the forum, asking who was the Supid English Knight, in response to the insult "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"...........

Your mother is soooooooooo FAT she has her own postcode...........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tie him down and tease him till he cries for mercy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tie him down and tease him till he cries for mercy.

Not sure if I understand that insult...........

The best part of the one below trikled down the crack of their mothers arse.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my god what the fuck happened to you, shit did your mother not tell you to not go outside that people would stare at you. Shame on you awe well you can't help it bless you at least you know that help is just a phone call away, awe fuck Samaritans don't want to know either, god you are one unlucky fucker.....

Love you all really xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it's a kind of abuse?

good match ............. guess the rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You lot down there are almost as bad as them lot up there

....I said "almost"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tie him down and tease him till he cries for mercy.

I could go for that kind of abuse

Meanwhile, to those below...

...maybe next time you want a date you should try the zoo, I'm sure others of your species would find you attractive.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If all the idiots in the world had a convention, how long would it take them to discover that you were in the wrong village?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If all the idiots in the world had a convention, how long would it take them to discover that you were in the wrong village?

Huh? Was there really any need?

To the one below... I'll feel the instant need to wipe my arse once you've kissed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you've got a face like a well chewed chip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you've got a face like a well chewed chip "

Face like a bulldog chewin a wasp...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you've got a face like a well chewed chip

Face like a bulldog chewin a wasp..."

I wish I hadn't sent you a face pic privately now

To the one below... jeeeezz, take your face pics off here double quick, they're offending the main server

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you've got a face like a well chewed chip

Face like a bulldog chewin a wasp...

I wish I hadn't sent you a face pic privately now

To the one below... jeeeezz, take your face pics off here double quick, they're offending the main server

Me too... (Xxx)

Below...

You have the combined IQ of a budgie, a raw egg and a cress butty...

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

thanks for that.

To the One below

.Nothing ,, is better than you.'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant do this.x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go and take your face for a shit!

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

You being born was a crime against humanity, every breath you take is a waste of fresh air

Feel much better now, I like this thread

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If your penis was any smaller, it would technically be a clitoris.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than the poster below

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can smell you from up here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can smell you from up here

thank feck, the lynx must be working then!

your that ugly, the doctors took one look at you at birth and slapped yer mum!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Standard practice

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Even the stench of a fetid carcass would be preferable to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg!

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By *lam rockerMan over a year ago

Tain

"The best part of you ran down your mothers leg!"
the best part of me runs down my leg, to my knee - it's my little tripod!

oi, baldy, hairy pubes are back in fashion!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

youre ass is that big its been registered as a new planet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your teeth are like a row on condemed house sort them out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/07/12 15:10:21]"

Your mums so fat even her bath tub has stretch marks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not listening to that cunt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not listening to that cunt!"

You never have done anyway

It's month 6, it's about time you changed your underwear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not listening to that cunt!

You never have done anyway

It's month 6, it's about time you changed your underwear

dint stop u sniffing my skids frocks!

anyway...poster below sniffed em too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The best part of you ran down your mothers leg!the best part of me runs down my leg, to my knee - it's my little tripod!

oi, baldy, hairy pubes are back in fashion!"

That's a long turd!

The last time I saw legs like yours they were holding a snooker table up!

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

no thanks you dirty wee man...

Next below can sit on my face...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everybody thinks you are a flatulating unwashed bureaucrat who flies over the imperialist cow and the anatomically incorrect nipple

(I don't understand it either

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everybody thinks you are a flatulating unwashed bureaucrat who flies over the imperialist cow and the anatomically incorrect nipple

(I don't understand it either

david mellor I reckon.

below me is...david mellors love child

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You smell (im crap at this)

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

well at least I am loved...something...

Below me is a copy of Dame Judy Dench...

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

You've got a great face .......... For haunting houses

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've seen wet lettuce less flaccid than your cock.

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

I no longer respect your further existence on this planet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for a TV u are pretty convincing..OOps...u are a lady!!...sorry!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

David mellor and Anne WIdidcombe! Now that's a poor gene pool!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't seen much of u on fab!!!!!

thank fuck

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"for a TV u are pretty convincing..OOps...u are a lady!!...sorry!!!!"

I'm no lady!

Protazoa has more motivaion than you

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've just found a Shakespearean Insult kit.....

Thou infectious, pox-marked canker-blossom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

first time I looked into ur eyes i thought..nice tits!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.

Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.

You give me the horrors

too bad to be true

All of my tomorrow’s

are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter

Put the Pain in Spain

Your germs are splattered about

Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.

Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,

I’ve got you under my skin.

You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.

I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.

You’ve got this slippery quality,

it makes me think of phlegm,

and a dual personality

I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.

Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.

Like a death a birthday party,

you ruin all the fun.

Like a sucked and spat our smartie,

you’re no use to anyone.

Like the shadow of the guillotine

on a dead consumptive’s face.

Speaking as an outsider,

what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.

He recommended suicide...

before scratching your bad name off his list,

and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.

You’re heading for a breakdown,

better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.

Your attitudes are platitudes,

just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you

Was is some kind of bat

They can’t find a good word for you,

but I can...

TWAT.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

all the above is a compliment to how disgusting u actually are

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Go fuck yourself you no good cunt!

(I feel really at home in this thread

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ur cock is tiny no good for me u twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ur cock is tiny no good for me u twat"

It's not a cock, it's a clit attached to my twat

I enjoy a bit of pain ...but to the one below, you are really giving my eyeballs some serious discomfort

Did your mom not think to drown you at birth?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She tried to drown me at birth, but the devil in me won

tie up and spank the one below

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooooh thank you!

Make the one below watch the above but not allowed to join in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll still wank

below mme licked cowpats as a kid...for money...2p's

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

going rate was 5p

below is a birmingham fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking isn't!

The one below wishes their team was as good as Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If wit was shit, you'd be constipated....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bet the one below is so ugly when trying to apply lipstick it keeps backing down the tube

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Ha Ha, Monopoly for the 21st century : You have won first prize, a night with Mushy.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.

Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.

You give me the horrors

too bad to be true

All of my tomorrow’s

are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter

Put the Pain in Spain

Your germs are splattered about

Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.

Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,

I’ve got you under my skin.

You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.

I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.

You’ve got this slippery quality,

it makes me think of phlegm,

and a dual personality

I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.

Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.

Like a death a birthday party,

you ruin all the fun.

Like a sucked and spat our smartie,

you’re no use to anyone.

Like the shadow of the guillotine

on a dead consumptive’s face.

Speaking as an outsider,

what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.

He recommended suicide...

before scratching your bad name off his list,

and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.

You’re heading for a breakdown,

better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.

Your attitudes are platitudes,

just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you

Was is some kind of bat

They can’t find a good word for you,

but I can...

TWAT. "

Thank you.

John Cooper Clarke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

now wash ur fanny...and balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bet the last time you went for a swim a sperm whale tried to shag you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of? elder berries!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everybody has a right to be ugly but you just abuse it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bet the last time you went for a swim a sperm whale tried to shag you

Sounds about right

One below ....even the taxman backed off when he saw that mush

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Bet the last time you went for a swim a sperm whale tried to shag you

Sounds about right

One below ....even the taxman backed off when he saw that mush

I am the Taxman, and yes, i do go unshaved some mornings.

When you were born they threw the wrong bit away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got facial skin like satin.....shit thats been sat in!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ta very much

Not only are you built like a russian war memorial,your also ugly enough to be a modern art masterpiece

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cheers for that.

Your teeth shine like the stars, they come out at night.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Thanks, I stick my glass eye in the same jar of steradent

Fuck the Shakespeare Insult generator I found before, the real thing can't be beat....

The poster below is.....A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

(from King Lear)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks, I stick my glass eye in the same jar of steradent

Fuck the Shakespeare Insult generator I found before, the real thing can't be beat....

(from King Lear)"

cant find the profile!

below quotes shit books n plays etc etc..Yaawn...ur so BORING!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

You know me so well Paddy

I wouldn't say the poster below was fat, but last time they were sunbathing on the beach, Greenpeace came and dragged them back out to sea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know me so well Paddy

I wouldn't say the poster below was fat, but last time they were sunbathing on the beach, Greenpeace came and dragged them back out to sea"

took about fifty shades of green to at least drag my cock into the shallows!

below me, has took comnts close to heart on this thread.u fucking loser!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To the one below,

Your so ugly even a gang of hells angels wouldn't fuck you

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They had trouble getting me back out to sea so they just kept throwing water over me.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll be your dog

When God dished out brains, you must have been at the back of the queue.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'll be your dog

When God dished out brains, you must have been at the back of the queue.

Which reminds me... when your IQ hits double figures you should sell.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I wouldn't say the poster below was fat but they've put 17 all you can eat restaurants out of business....this lunchtime.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Is it true you shop at Netto?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it true you shop at Netto?"

Apologies for reversing the abuse up the chain but what is Netto?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Is it true you shop at Netto?

Apologies for reversing the abuse up the chain but what is Netto?"

It was a cheap tacky and nasty ( IMO ) "supermarket".

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Is it true you shop at Netto?"

Ok, enough already, that is just beyond insulting - how very dare you!!!!!

If I were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it true you shop at Netto?

Apologies for reversing the abuse up the chain but what is Netto?

It was a cheap tacky and nasty ( IMO ) "supermarket". "

Then I am truly insulted and abused.

I hope you hear nothing but shopping mall music for the next year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the dog u loved dog ran away...by choice

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Side note : I recall ( Edinburgh Fringe maybe )someone saying that if you wanted to feel good about yourself go shopping at ASDA. Who of course, bought Netto. Case proven.

The one below.

You timewasting troll you, get back in yer clique.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If the whole world's a stage, then I would gladly open the trapdoor for you.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

One of my dear old Grandma's favourite insults for a couple she didn't like or had looked at her funny or had snubbed her sister Gladys at Auntie Nora's funeral was

"By 'eck, at least them two don't spoil two houses"

As I get older, I find it popping into my head now and again

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you want to pass any of your genes on, I hope they are only Levis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you must be mad!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

The person below is a few kopeks short of a ruble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lend us thre kopeks ya miser!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

some people have opinions, others have facts.We all KNOW ur an arsehole.opinions were left at the door.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

C'mon Paddy, you know I like my arsehole filled

You couldn't sell a lifebuoy to a drowning man.

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Two more brain cells and you will have the IQ of a daffodil

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By *lam rockerMan over a year ago

Tain

when's the baby due? Oh, you're just fat, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your dick so small it looks like a quaver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seriously?!

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Great big flabby lump of turkey dollop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well thats pablos dinner sorted!

below,

call urself every type of insult beginning with the letter 'T'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I ever cracked a woody for you is amputate my dick

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

IF you want to survive the evening bow to the Goddess of FOD and while you are there... pick it up

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Eat shit and die slowly while I dance a polka

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I only eat shit with sugar on

If you had half a brain cell, you'd be dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's some right down grotty abuse on this thread

No one deserves the lot of it as much as the one below

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"There's some right down grotty abuse on this thread

No one deserves the lot of it as much as the one below

Ta.

See You Next Thursday. Sort of.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

abuse me abuse me!

When your IQ exceeds your shoe size come back and see me.

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By *nnie2009Couple over a year ago

Blackpool

deffo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"abuse me abuse me!

When your IQ exceeds your shoe size come back and see me."

I wanted to see you... I'm truely gutted

The one below.... I can't make out exactly "what" you are

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

you have a face that only your mum could love

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

You could outslime a slug.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you were born I think they must have thrown away the baby & kept the placenta.

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By *iker BullMan over a year ago

leeds

if my dog had a face like your's id shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if my dog had a face like your's id shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards "

With your face, you ought put it up the dogs arse...........

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

You're down there \/ for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're down there \/ for a reason."

Yeah, so I can see your bald patch........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I couldn't possibly abuse them because nature has been cruel enough!

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By *arkeyMan over a year ago

eastkillbride

You havent got a birth certificate you have an appolagey letter from durex

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Even my dog wouldn't chew your socks.

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bet ur dying to get the last word in u fuckin troll!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Minger closes thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call that a close .... seen better finales in a Blackpool Panto!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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