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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You had sex?
It’s been a year for me, can anyone beat that?
I’m now looking at men in ways I’m truly ashamed of because of this, rating how good they’d be in bed out of 10, guessing what they like, anal, rimming, deep throat...
I could be in Morrisons in the frozen aisle and I’ll be playing this game...
So... how long has it been for you?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven’t been in Morrison’s frozen aisle since November 2019, but I might pay them a visit later when I do the big shop."
You should, it’s great.
B&J ice cream on offer if you like it.  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
March.
I don’t see many men day to day unless it’s the postie or the Iceland/Sainsbury food delivery driver. Iceland driver is gorgeous but too young for me. Sainsbury drivers are older but very married looking.
The amazon delivery guys never hang around long enough for me to perve them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"March.
I don’t see many men day to day unless it’s the postie or the Iceland/Sainsbury food delivery driver. Iceland driver is gorgeous but too young for me. Sainsbury drivers are older but very married looking.
The amazon delivery guys never hang around long enough for me to perve them "
You need to get the lads on the tools around, few home improvements would do the trick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"March.
I don’t see many men day to day unless it’s the postie or the Iceland/Sainsbury food delivery driver. Iceland driver is gorgeous but too young for me. Sainsbury drivers are older but very married looking.
The amazon delivery guys never hang around long enough for me to perve them "
Hahaha!
My Amazon delivery guy is quite cute! Like you, I don’t see that many men say to day either, I’m self employed in the hair & beauty industry.
The only men I can drool over these days is the delivery guys and the guys in the supermarket, oh and the builders at my neighbours. One is really hot.  |
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"Coming up to four months or so now. My longest drought was pushing eighteen months though and I know what you mean OP  "
He really does know, and stop PMing me ratings until I can get those numbers up, my dude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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since just before the lockdown. I was in the states with a lovely woman things were going great and very regular and then I got shipped back here for the lockdown and work. We still chat and stuff over skype but it don't look like ill be her way again for a while so its been my right hand since then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's been a while 2,years at least, waves from the frozen food aisle.  "
2 years!
Don’t stare at me for too long in the frozen aisle as I may pounce! |
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What’s the world coming to? All stuck at home, working from home. Shopping, groceries, even takeaways delivered to home. Members of the countries leading swingers site not having sex!
I’m starting deliverashag - Fab members crowd fund me please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 days ago. Hit the spot.
If your like that in the Frozen Aisle heaven forbid what your like in amongst the fruit and veg."
This made me giggle hahaha! |
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Bout a month ago....I had a hip replacement & found out it was caused by secondary cancer.
Logistics are too difficult atm to have full sex with MrD.
Sound like an oul wan but I am only 43!! Lol
MsD |
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By *irSub3Couple
over a year ago
Northern Ireland |
"Bout a month ago....I had a hip replacement & found out it was caused by secondary cancer.
Logistics are too difficult atm to have full sex with MrD.
Sound like an oul wan but I am only 43!! Lol
MsD"
Get well soon |
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"March.
I don’t see many men day to day unless it’s the postie or the Iceland/Sainsbury food delivery driver. Iceland driver is gorgeous but too young for me. Sainsbury drivers are older but very married looking.
The amazon delivery guys never hang around long enough for me to perve them "
And there Hermes guys are invisible or just throw your stuff from the van, so that’s an unlikely encounter as well hahaha xxxxx  |
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"March.
I don’t see many men day to day unless it’s the postie or the Iceland/Sainsbury food delivery driver. Iceland driver is gorgeous but too young for me. Sainsbury drivers are older but very married looking.
The amazon delivery guys never hang around long enough for me to perve them
And there Hermes guys are invisible or just throw your stuff from the van, so that’s an unlikely encounter as well hahaha xxxxx "
I'm sorry, I can't be bothered to determine if you're in |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
It's been ages. When I'm at work I score the blokes out of ten, unfortunately most of our customers are in the elderly bracket so when a 7 comes in (or even a 6) all the women are drooling!!!  |
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"You had sex?
It’s been a year for me, can anyone beat that?
I’m now looking at men in ways I’m truly ashamed of because of this, rating how good they’d be in bed out of 10, guessing what they like, anal, rimming, deep throat...
I could be in Morrisons in the frozen aisle and I’ll be playing this game...
So... how long has it been for you? "
Sounds like your mind has turned into a man's |
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"Ages ago and loneliness stinks
Big hugs to you xx
Thanks - hugs are always good
Hugs are the best. I’ve turned into a huggy person just recently "
I agree, hugs are awesome. I’ll pretend not to notice the squashy boobs bit of the hug, ok? |
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"Ages ago and loneliness stinks
Big hugs to you xx
Thanks - hugs are always good
Hugs are the best. I’ve turned into a huggy person just recently "
Can I apply for a hug please?
Small print - All hugs with magneto require both participants to be naked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ages ago and loneliness stinks
Big hugs to you xx
Thanks - hugs are always good
Hugs are the best. I’ve turned into a huggy person just recently
Can I apply for a hug please?
Small print - All hugs with magneto require both participants to be naked. "
You sir, can most definitely apply for a hug.
Naked hugs, even better! |
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"Not that long but too long
I’m in Norfolk! This is unrelated to the sex theme of this thread!"
In a way it is related. No sex and in Norfolk. Not doing your chances any good up there.
PS, I love Norfolk. |
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"March.
I don’t see many men day to day unless it’s the postie or the Iceland/Sainsbury food delivery driver. Iceland driver is gorgeous but too young for me. Sainsbury drivers are older but very married looking.
The amazon delivery guys never hang around long enough for me to perve them "
I work at Iceland and yes some of our drivers are yummy x Storm x |
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"You had sex?
It’s been a year for me, can anyone beat that?
I’m now looking at men in ways I’m truly ashamed of because of this, rating how good they’d be in bed out of 10, guessing what they like, anal, rimming, deep throat...
I could be in Morrisons in the frozen aisle and I’ll be playing this game...
So... how long has it been for you? "
What Morrisons do you shop in!!!!? Asking for a friend  |
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"You had sex?
It’s been a year for me, can anyone beat that?
I’m now looking at men in ways I’m truly ashamed of because of this, rating how good they’d be in bed out of 10, guessing what they like, anal, rimming, deep throat...
I could be in Morrisons in the frozen aisle and I’ll be playing this game...
So... how long has it been for you? "
10 days |
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"Ages ago and loneliness stinks
Big hugs to you xx
Thanks - hugs are always good
Hugs are the best. I’ve turned into a huggy person just recently
Can I apply for a hug please?
Small print - All hugs with magneto require both participants to be naked.
You sir, can most definitely apply for a hug.
Naked hugs, even better! "
I'm pencilling you in |
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"You had sex?
It’s been a year for me, can anyone beat that?
I’m now looking at men in ways I’m truly ashamed of because of this, rating how good they’d be in bed out of 10, guessing what they like, anal, rimming, deep throat...
I could be in Morrisons in the frozen aisle and I’ll be playing this game...
So... how long has it been for you? "
I’m seeing this all the time OP. especially now we have to wear masks. The eyes say a lot of things |
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