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over a year ago
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I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!
Things like put new bedding on two beds.
Do dishes.
Fetch my recycling bags in.
Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.
Plump my sofa cushions
Wipe all surfaces in kitchen
Clean my bathrooms
Polish
Hoovering
Mopping.
C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first? |
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"I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!
Things like put new bedding on two beds.
Do dishes.
Fetch my recycling bags in.
Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.
Plump my sofa cushions
Wipe all surfaces in kitchen
Clean my bathrooms
Polish
Hoovering
Mopping.
C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first?"
Your task is to come to mine and do l your tasks but in my house.
I will go out and walk the dogs to keep you safe   |
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"I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!
Things like put new bedding on two beds.
Do dishes.
Fetch my recycling bags in.
Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.
Plump my sofa cushions
Wipe all surfaces in kitchen
Clean my bathrooms
Polish
Hoovering
Mopping.
C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first?"
All of the above - naked obvs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’ve made yourself the list why not start in that order ?"
I can’t. I got no motivation. If I know people are relying on me and waiting, it might spur me on. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.
I  zoflora! "
First time I ever used that I didn’t know you had to dilute it nearly killed myself with the fumes |
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"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.
I zoflora! "
Which is ur fave zoflora?.... mines midnight bloom it’s smells just like Alien perfume  |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
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"Will you be doing these tasks naked or clothed?
In my cleaning clothes. Joggers and a t shirt. "
I think it would be fun to see how much of that list you can tick off with no or minimal clothing. If you've got a shower to clean you need to do that naked. Would be a good place to start.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right so I’m just sitting here still on the sofa.
Someone give me something off the list, where’s the women at? They can follow instructions "
Go and polish all the fittings, tv, ornaments etc then hoover. Once you've done that, gut the kitchen, mop the floors and anti bac all the surfaces. Remember to tidy "the drawer"
Once you've done that, make yourself a cuppa, give yourself a wee finger blast then make a start on the rooms upstairs.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.
I zoflora!
Which is ur fave zoflora?.... mines midnight bloom it’s smells just like Alien perfume "
Oh my fucking god. Can’t believe you said that. That’s the one I use because I also discovered it smells like alien which is my signature scent! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right so I’m just sitting here still on the sofa.
Someone give me something off the list, where’s the women at? They can follow instructions
Go and polish all the fittings, tv, ornaments etc then hoover. Once you've done that, gut the kitchen, mop the floors and anti bac all the surfaces. Remember to tidy "the drawer"
Once you've done that, make yourself a cuppa, give yourself a wee finger blast then make a start on the rooms upstairs. "
Ok. So living room. Right off I go. This is like fun house. Keep expecting Pat Sharp and the twins to rock up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!
Things like put new bedding on two beds.
Do dishes.
Fetch my recycling bags in.
Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.
Plump my sofa cushions
Wipe all surfaces in kitchen
Clean my bathrooms
Polish
Hoovering
Mopping.
C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first?"
That just made me want another cup of coffee Lol
I have a much longer list of my own but lack of sexual satisfaction has made me disinterested in even starting it  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!
Things like put new bedding on two beds.
Do dishes.
Fetch my recycling bags in.
Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.
Plump my sofa cushions
Wipe all surfaces in kitchen
Clean my bathrooms
Polish
Hoovering
Mopping.
C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first?"
Where's the ironing? The quintessential and most enjoyable household chore |
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"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.
I zoflora!
I like the yellow one but can't find it anywhere "
More a secret garden guy myself.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve made yourself the list why not start in that order ?
I can’t. I got no motivation. If I know people are relying on me and waiting, it might spur me on.
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Start with anything laundry related so that can be being done while you start another job
Doughnut x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it's any inspiration I've just cleaned the living room windows inside and out, and the kitchen windows outside "
Some random dude cleaned my windows and doors yesterday.
Upstairs is the ball ache. Daughters bedroom! I need to take my rabbits to the vets at 2 for their nails to be clipped! |
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