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How many pints are you?
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If the question is how much to KO you, the answer is the office Christmas party 2019. We don't really ever drink anymore, other than the Christmas do.
4 (or was it 5?) large glasses of rose
2 glasses (smaller) white wine with the meal
About 10 or 12 vodka and mixer (in various doubles/singles)
I self propelled about a mile and a half after all that, at some points with a work colleague sat on my knee. Got back to the hotel where S had retired much earlier. Manoeuvred my wheelchair up to the 12th floor, reverse parked appropriately, undressed, went to the loo, cleaned my teeth, took a pic in the mirror to remind myself of how squiffy I looked. Was dead pleased with myself....
I was less pleased at about 7am when the puking started. Reminds me why I don't drink  |
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over a year ago
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If I'm out on a Friday 10-12 but that's from 1pm til about 7pm. I rarely drink otherwise but like the odd can or glass of red or two every now and again. |
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"How many shots to a pint? 
About 40...... ish 
I'm probably a quarter & a bit pints then 
How much are shots? I’m just working out if I can woo you on aftershocks "
Haha probably a bottle of cherry sours, if you get one on offer about £8 |
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"If I am masturbating in the mirror I need 12 pints because my cum face scares me
It’s not like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle is it? "
No it looks like a spastic licking cum of a thistle |
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"I never keep count, it’s just easy to hand over the goggles at the start of the night then I can enjoy my drink
I put mine on about 1ish normally
That’s 13.00 not 01.00 "
Probably 13:00 these days |
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"That depends on who you ask and what I look like....
Girl me....maybe 3 gins
Male me....I'd guess a hell of a lot more gin followed by a bottle of vodka "
Gin?! What? Nah.
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Do you mean how many pints till someone is d*unk enough to want to take me home???? If that’s the case then 4 pints, a few cheeky Cocktails tails and then the jäger bombs, maybe a few fireball shots for good measure  |
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"I’m a 6 pinter with dimly lit bar or an 8 pinter "
Rubbish! I had a peek at your profile and you're far too gorgeous to hide in the shadows! If I saw you in a pub in the one who'd need a drink or two to summon the courage to talk to a pretty woman like you. xx |
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